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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708
    #1

    GODLY MySpace

    Hi friends,

    Welp, I'm moving up into the hip computer era. I just made me a Myspace account! This should be handy in spreading the good news of JESUS and tracking down sinners.

    Join me wont you? Post your page here.

    (We must be really careful, why I already have some pervert named Tom pestering me to be his friend)

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=437996779
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    • Gurl in Glass
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 51
      #2
      Re: GODLY MySpace

      Wait a minute, you mean Landover Baptist wasn't already on myspace?

      That means someone else has been stealing your Godly name for their myspace group!

      Deacon Fred (landoverbaptist) on Myspace
      http://groups.myspace.com/landoverbaptist
      Deacon Fred (landoverbaptist)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share.
      Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
      1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
      1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: GODLY MySpace

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          Hi friends,

          Welp, I'm moving up into the hip computer era. I just made me a MySpace account! This should be handy in spreading the good news of JESUS and tracking down sinners.

          Join me wont you? Post your page here.

          (We must be really careful, why I already have some pervert named Tom pestering me to be his friend)

          http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndID=437996779
          Who is this "Tom" character?! I'll clean his clock if he starts pestering you.

          Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
          Wait a minute, you mean Landover Baptist wasn't already on MySpace?

          That means someone else has been stealing your Godly name for their MySpace group!

          http://groups.myspace.com/landoverbaptist
          What my fiancée was referring to is that she has started her own MySpace page. The link you posted was to a chapter of True Christians(tm) living in the Southeastern United States.

          While we're on the subject, I too have entered the new world of the Internets. My personal page can be found on MySpace and Facebook, though I don't understand exactly how it all works.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323
              #4
              Re: GODLY MySpace

              Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
              Wait a minute, you mean Landover Baptist wasn't already on myspace?

              That means someone else has been stealing your Godly name for their myspace group!

              http://groups.myspace.com/landoverbaptist
              Nope, that's us too. Just another chapter.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Gurl in Glass
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 51
                  #5
                  Re: GODLY MySpace

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  What my fiancée was referring to is that she has started her own MySpace page. The link you posted was to a chapter of True Christians™ living in the Southeastern United States.
                  I'm confused, Pastor. The person listed as group leader has, on her profile, her religion listed as Morman!

                  Could one of those really be the group leader for a chapter of Landover Baptist Church? Or is this some kind of ruse to fool unsaved trash to the group where we can testify to them?
                  Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                  1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                  1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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                    • Pastor Al E Pistle
                      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9323
                      #6
                      Re: GODLY MySpace

                      Originally posted by Gurl in Glass View Post
                      I'm confused, Pastor. The person listed as group leader has, on her profile, her religion listed as Morman!

                      Could one of those really be the group leader for a chapter of Landover Baptist Church? Or is this some kind of ruse to fool unsaved trash to the group where we can testify to them?
                      Obviously the page had been hijacked. Disregard it. The person who started it is probably dead and has been pickled and put up in jars for Mormon feast days.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324
                          #7
                          Re: GODLY MySpace

                          darnit! I signed up on the one none of you are using. I guess facebook is a waste of time!
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: GODLY MySpace

                              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                              darnit! I signed up on the one none of you are using. I guess facebook is a waste of time!
                              I'm on both MySpace and FaceBook, brother. I Pray that my personal pages act as a net for catching sinners and drawing them to Landover Baptist Church, and thus to Jesus.

                              We must leave no stone unturned!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • eliot mayfield
                                  God Squad
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 9324
                                  #9
                                  Re: GODLY MySpace

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  I'm on both MySpace and FaceBook, brother. I Pray that my personal pages act as a net for catching sinners and drawing them to Landover Baptist Church, and thus to Jesus.

                                  We must leave no stone unturned!
                                  Well, I'll just have to do that too! I just hope I don't overwork this computer trying to keep up!
                                  Matthew:
                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 15708
                                      #10
                                      Re: GODLY MySpace

                                      Brother Eliot,

                                      I'm going to make a Facebook page today for JESUS!
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                                        • Virginia Day Templeton
                                          Christ's Battle Axe
                                           
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 2827
                                          #11
                                          Re: GODLY MySpace

                                          I've started a MySpace page, but I can't figure out how to get rid of the Satanic "Zodiac sign." I didn't even know I had one! Also, I wish there was a way to list my "orientation" as normal, as I find the term "straight" to be insufficiently heteronormative. I'm going to leave it blank for now. Are there a lot of sodomites on MySpace?

                                          At least I'm allowed to refer to myself as White.
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                                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 15708
                                              #12
                                              Re: GODLY MySpace

                                              Glory Sister VD! I sent you a friend request.
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                                                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                  Christ's Rottweiler
                                                   
                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                  • 22938
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: GODLY MySpace

                                                  Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                                                  I've started a MySpace page, but I can't figure out how to get rid of the Satanic "Zodiac sign." [...]
                                                  Scorpios are well known for being poor with IT...
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                                                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                                    • eliot mayfield
                                                      God Squad
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 9324
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: GODLY MySpace

                                                      I still only have two friends! Pastor Zeke and of course Jesus!
                                                      Matthew:
                                                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 9323
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: GODLY MySpace

                                                          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                                          I still only have two friends! Pastor Zeke and of course Jesus!
                                                          WHAT?!?!?!? Ole Pastor Zeke slumming?
                                                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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