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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329
    #1

    E. coli Alert!!!

    Folks, I need everyone to STOP EVERYTHING and direct ALL OF THEIR ATTENTION to the DREADED E. COLI ALERT!!! It is critical news and all other news, including the war in Iraq, torture schmorture, Paris Tiltin', and any news about Godly Republicans going to jail MUST BE POSTPONED to make room for the E COLI ALERT. We will resume normal news on November 8.

    PS for the absolute latest, most frequent, most voluminous? news about the E COLI ALERT, tune to FOXNews.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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    • Larry Lee
      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
      True Christian™ Theologian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 4464
      #2
      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
      It is critical news and all other news, including the war in Iraq, torture schmorture, Paris Tiltin', and any news about Godly Republicans going to jail MUST BE POSTPONED to make room for the E COLI ALERT. We will resume normal news on November 8.
      uhmmmm, Sister, have you forgotten your priorities? This E COLI ALERT has pushed poor little Jon Bennet Ramsey right off the front page, as if a trumped-up "breakthrough" into solving her tragic at-home-on-Christmas-Eve-when-only-her-parents-were-in-the-house death was unimportant to us all.
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        • Glendora Christianson
          Spiritual Mother of LBC
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2329
          #3
          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
          uhmmmm, Sister, have you forgotten your priorities? This E COLI ALERT has pushed poor little Jon Bennet Ramsey right off the front page, as if a trumped-up "breakthrough" into solving her tragic at-home-on-Christmas-Eve-when-only-her-parents-were-in-the-house death was unimportant to us all.
          Brother Larry, did JonBenet Ramsey consume any spinach prior to her death? We must alert ABC and FOX immediatley!
          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027
              #4
              E Coli Alert

              Bless you, Mother Glynndie! So! Do you think I should concentrate on this and stop Worrying about the upcoming Avian Flu Epidemic now?

              SUV

              PS Did you catch what the latest on Britney or Anna Nicole Smith was?

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                • HelmsFan55
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 25
                  #5
                  ah yes... proof thatthe republicans blow stuff out of the water to show home much they managed to **** up iraq

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                    • Glendora Christianson
                      Spiritual Mother of LBC
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2329
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
                      Bless you, Mother Glynndie! So! Do you think I should concentrate on this and stop Worrying about the upcoming Avian Flu Epidemic now?

                      SUV

                      PS Did you catch what the latest on Britney or Anna Nicole Smith was?
                      Sweel Lil Sister Sue, that bird flu alert is scheduled to hit two weeks before the election. For now, I am told that Britney and Anna Nicloe Smith are both voting Republican straight down the ballot in order avoid the dreaded E. COLI VIRUS!
                      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027
                          #7
                          He does indeed work in mysterious ways!!!

                          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                          I am told that Britney and Anna Nicloe Smith are both voting Republican straight down the ballot in order avoid the dreaded E. COLI VIRUS!
                          First, Britney and Anna Nicole. Then, the world. Then Mad Donna. Oh - PRAISE!!!


                          SUV

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