E. coli Alert!!!

[Glendora Christianson]

Folks, I need everyone to STOP EVERYTHING and direct ALL OF THEIR ATTENTION to the DREADED E. COLI ALERT!!! It is critical news and all other news, including the war in Iraq, torture schmorture, Paris Tiltin', and any news about Godly Republicans going to jail MUST BE POSTPONED to make room for the E COLI ALERT. We will resume normal news on November 8.

PS for the absolute latest, most frequent, most voluminous? news about the E COLI ALERT, tune to FOXNews.

[Larry Lee]

It is critical news and all other news, including the war in Iraq, torture schmorture, Paris Tiltin', and any news about Godly Republicans going to jail MUST BE POSTPONED to make room for the E COLI ALERT. We will resume normal news on November 8.

uhmmmm, Sister, have you forgotten your priorities? This E COLI ALERT has pushed poor little Jon Bennet Ramsey right off the front page, as if a trumped-up "breakthrough" into solving her tragic at-home-on-Christmas-Eve-when-only-her-parents-were-in-the-house death was unimportant to us all.

[Glendora Christianson]

uhmmmm, Sister, have you forgotten your priorities? This E COLI ALERT has pushed poor little Jon Bennet Ramsey right off the front page, as if a trumped-up "breakthrough" into solving her tragic at-home-on-Christmas-Eve-when-only-her-parents-were-in-the-house death was unimportant to us all.

Brother Larry, did JonBenet Ramsey consume any spinach prior to her death? We must alert ABC and FOX immediatley!

[SUV]

E Coli Alert

Bless you, Mother Glynndie! So! Do you think I should concentrate on this and stop Worrying about the upcoming Avian Flu Epidemic now?

SUV

PS Did you catch what the latest on Britney or Anna Nicole Smith was?

[HelmsFan55]

ah yes... proof thatthe republicans blow stuff out of the water to show home much they managed to **** up iraq

[Glendora Christianson]

Bless you, Mother Glynndie! So! Do you think I should concentrate on this and stop Worrying about the upcoming Avian Flu Epidemic now?

SUV

PS Did you catch what the latest on Britney or Anna Nicole Smith was?

Sweel Lil Sister Sue, that bird flu alert is scheduled to hit two weeks before the election. For now, I am told that Britney and Anna Nicloe Smith are both voting Republican straight down the ballot in order avoid the dreaded E. COLI VIRUS!

[SUV]

He does indeed work in mysterious ways!!!

I am told that Britney and Anna Nicloe Smith are both voting Republican straight down the ballot in order avoid the dreaded E. COLI VIRUS!

First, Britney and Anna Nicole. Then, the world. Then Mad Donna. Oh - PRAISE!!!


SUV