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Lately, The Lord has tested my faith (like Job, only much more severely) by forcing me to downgrade to a painfully slow dial-up connection, so browsing these Godly forums in search of the soon-to-be-damned is now a very drudgerous task. I know God has His reasons for punishing me thusly, and I will not question His motives...however, I need information! So many new hellbound scum, and so little time to ferret them out and expose them to the soul-scorching radiance of Christ's love. Demons, I command you in the name of The Savior to make yourselves known to me. Post a brief description of your satanic, ill-defined, homerish beliefs and I will rebuke you as time permits. Praise His Name!
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That'd be me I guess, though I'm old news. Dial-up, eh? You need to get yourself broadband.
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You can write me down, too. Do you need me to sign something? Well, in case you do, here's my signature:
AlieThis space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Hurry it up Witch Hammer,I haven't got all day to hang about waiting for your feeble rebuking.
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.Comment
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demon soul
psychopathic soldier
twiztid mind
unholy wretch
blade wielding, racist slaughtering, killa klown
any more you want as long as they have nothing to do about me being gay because i am notComment
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Don't forget 'butcher of the english language' !Originally posted by juggalo View PostLast edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 01-17-2007, 02:54 AM.sigpic
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If I can decipher all of that, I think you claimed to be a soldier and a killer clown. Seeing as you're obviously lying about that, it stands to reason that you're also lying about not being a Sodomite.Originally posted by juggalo View PostPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Sister, that clownboy is as queer as a 3-dollar bill. If you saw his DOF file it would curl your hair. Here is one of the tamer survielance photos we have on him.Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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PASTOR EZEKIEL! PLEASE! Some warning before posting such filth next time!Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
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You sure about that last part?Originally posted by juggalo View PostComment
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Methinks the juggalo doth protest too much. Tell me something, my juggalo friend: Are you in denial? Be honest.Originally posted by juggalo View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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juggalo
honks incomplete and dangly sentences:
...any more you want as long as they have nothing to do about me being gay because i am
not
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Hmmm
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i am not...
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Not what? Finish the sentence please?
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...being gay because i am not
not gay.Comment
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I suppose that you expect me to add myself to this list because I'm a liberal Quaker and know that Mother/Father God doesn't mind when we read the Bible in light of higher criticism.The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.Comment
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I don't know what kind of hermaphroditic abomination you worship, sonny, but it sure isn't God.Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View PostPosted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
Blogging for CHRIST!
Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
All a-Twitter for Salvation!
Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
My Ladies of Landover profile!
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Witch Van Helsing, I have tasted the Divine sweetness of the broadband connection, and that makes the acrid bitterness of dial-up all the more difficult to stomach.
And lilith, you wanton succubus, I have already wasted many fine rubukes on you, with no success. Apparantly you are one of those demons (like your sister in satan, Van Helsing) who clings to this forum like a cat to tree in a hurricane, and none save Jesus Christ Himself will be able to scrape you from the heel of this fellowship and cast you screaming and flailing into the pit which spawned you! But nevertheless, I rebuke you in the name of The Lord. Flee from the light, demoness!!Comment
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