[WickedWitch]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

I'm a little upset that you haven't said anything about me yet, Witch Hammer. *Pouts*

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

Witch Van Helsing, I have tasted the Divine sweetness of the broadband connection, and that makes the acrid bitterness of dial-up all the more difficult to stomach.

And lilith, you wanton succubus, I have already wasted many fine rubukes on you, with no success. Apparantly you are one of those demons (like your sister in satan, Van Helsing) who clings to this forum like a cat to tree in a hurricane, and none save Jesus Christ Himself will be able to scrape you from the heel of this fellowship and cast you screaming and flailing into the pit which spawned you! But nevertheless, I rebuke you in the name of The Lord. Flee from the light, demoness!!

Bwahahaha!!
You know, WH, you'd have a lot more success in getting people to flee if you were telling them to flee from the vicinity of your backside, and the noxious vapors emitted from thus.

I wonder when you'll next reply. It probably might be a day or two....in the meantime, I'm using dsl cable....ultra fast....

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

I'm using dsl cable....ultra fast....

Van Harlot, if anyone needs a slower connection, it's you! You spam these forums with your satanic doctrine at a staggering rate -- you make Jesus and all the angels in Heaven puke in unison. God, as ever, hates you...

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

I'm a little upset that you haven't said anything about me yet, Witch Hammer. *Pouts*

Not nearly as upset as you'll be when satan skewers you with the terminal end of his XL hog-root and roasts you over raging hellfire like a screaming marshmellow, you twisted little snipe!

And that's "Mr. Witch Hammer, Sir!" to you, heathen! How dare you address a True Christian with such a familiar tone!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

Not nearly as upset as you'll be when satan skewers you with the terminal end of his XL hog-root and roasts you over raging hellfire like a screaming marshmellow, you twisted little snipe!

That's all I wanted to hear.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

Van Harlot, if anyone needs a slower connection, it's you! You spam these forums with your satanic doctrine at a staggering rate -- you make Jesus and all the angels in Heaven puke in unison. God, as ever, hates you...

Jealous?

[lilith]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

Witch Van Helsing, I have tasted the Divine sweetness of the broadband connection, and that makes the acrid bitterness of dial-up all the more difficult to stomach.

And lilith, you wanton succubus, I have already wasted many fine rubukes on you, with no success. Apparantly you are one of those demons (like your sister in satan, Van Helsing) who clings to this forum like a cat to tree in a hurricane, and none save Jesus Christ Himself will be able to scrape you from the heel of this fellowship and cast you screaming and flailing into the pit which spawned you! But nevertheless, I rebuke you in the name of The Lord. Flee from the light, demoness!!

Mmmm hmm...possibly your rebuking powers aren't quite up to scratch,WH.

That can happen as you get sen.....older,you know.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

Not nearly as upset as you'll be when satan skewers you with the terminal end of his XL hog-root and roasts you over raging hellfire like a screaming marshmellow, you twisted little snipe!

And that's "Mr. Witch Hammer, Sir!" to you, heathen! How dare you address a True Christian with such a familiar tone!

Er, I think you just gave her fantasy material for the next month.

I expect we'll see a new Harlotquin Romance Novel coming out soon. The Pounding Witch Hammer, or some such filth.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

Hello Loves!

Well...I guess I belong on this "Unclean" registry too...lol. Gee, how did I miss this loves???

Let's see....

Demon (always)
Transexual Transvestite from Transexual Transylvania (absolutely)
Dark Warrior
Insulter
Drinks LIQUOR!! (Oh GOSH!!)
Corset Wearer
Swings BOTH ways! (OMG!!)
etc.
etc.
etc.

By loves!

Twink

PSss--I could not think of better company to be in than all the UNCLEAN!!

[Lady Sorrow]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

Good Lord, heathens everywhere! And who is this corset-wearing sodomite, TwinkBoy?
You think this is funny, Twinkboy??? I don't see anyone laughing, are you?? Do you think that the fact that you are endangering your immortal soul and angering God every time you violate or are violated by another man is FUNNY??
Well, go ahead and laugh it up, mister. We'll see if you're still laughing when you get to HELL!

[Enobarbus]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

Brother Witchhunter, there is also the angst-ridden Emo teenager "Born Again Kev", who is sneaking back onto our Godly forums for the umpteenth time under false pretenses. I may add some more info about other sinners later.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

I could not think of better company to be in than all the UNCLEAN!!

Praise Jesus! He has stricken you with AIDS as divine punishment for your unrepentant sodomy!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

Praise Jesus! He has stricken you with AIDS as divine punishment for your unrepentant sodomy!

Didn't 'unclean' refer more to lepers?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Demon Register - Will The Unclean Please Sign In Here

Didn't 'unclean' refer more to lepers?

Or shellfish.