Important Question

[openmind]

In looking through these forums, I have noticed a multitude of things that are considered gay.

Some of them are activities- such as skiing. You say the "phallic" poles and skiis make each and every person who skiis gay. So can women skii? It's not gay for them to play with phallic objects

Some of them are foods- such as Skittles. Supposedly their rainbow color and round shape somehow make them homosexual.

Some of them are styles of clothing, some people, etc, etc.


So,
my question is, Is there anything that ISN'T gay to you people?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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So,
my question is, Is there anything that ISN'T gay to you people?

Jesus talked twelve men into leaving their wives and families to spend all their time with him. That's not gay.

Philemon 1:20 isn't gay:
Phlm 1:20 Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.

David and Jonathan weren't gay:

Jonathan's Feelings for David

Jonathan and David

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Jebediah Damnerhaus.]

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Il tell you what isnt gay little lady, and thats Jebediah Damnerhaus.

Il tell you what also isnt gay :

Hard Work.

Ethical convictions.

The fear of an ever loving, yet highly motivated and vengeful God that will not hesitate to strike a homersexual man down with fury and wrath!

Calculators, they give you a STRAIGHT answer every time.

Certain Cameras.

Certain Cell Phones.

Baby Jesus.

Toddler-to-Adolescence Jesus.

Adult Jesus.

The golden book, the Holy light makers truth holder, the universal data tome, the Bible.

My son Geofferey and his room mate and fellow Homer hunter Salvador, who live together in the heart land of debauchery and buggery, San Francisco, and fight the Red, Horned Dirty Dancers phallic chasing armies day in and day out with their bible as their shield, and the righteous damnation of a Christian as their sword.


These things are NOT gay, little lady.


Now, you go on and pray a little, and reflect on this post.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Now, you go on and pray a little, and reflect on this post.

Amen! I shall be reflecting on your post also, Mr. Damnerhaus, as the LORD was surely moving through you as you typed it.

[openmind]

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How do I know if my camera (hahah) is gay?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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How do I know if my camera (hahah) is gay?

Hahahahaha Does it take pictures of other cameras?

[openmind]

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It is an inanimate object. It would only take a picture of another camera if I took a picture of another camera! DUHHHH

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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It is an inanimate object. It would only take a picture of another camera if I took a picture of another camera! DUHHHH

Then it isn't gay, is it. DUHHHHHH

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Then it isn't gay, is it. DUHHHHHH

Please excuse my interrupting such a deep and meaningful discussion, but young openmind is in need of some correction:

So can women skii? It's not gay for them to play with phallic objects

I have it on good authority that lezzies are constantly playing with phallic objects, due to their true desire for men; therefore they form relationships with carrots and other such items. Therefore it is very gay indeed for women to cosy up with phallic objects.

I hope that has cleared up your misconceptions.

[your god is false]

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Jesus talked twelve men into leaving their wives and families to spend all their time with him. That's not gay.



that sounds kinda gay....

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Please excuse my interrupting such a deep and meaningful discussion, but young openmind is in need of some correction:


I have it on good authority that lezzies are constantly playing with phallic objects, due to their true desire for men; therefore they form relationships with carrots and other such items. Therefore it is very gay indeed for women to cosy up with phallic objects.

I hope that has cleared up your misconceptions.

She's in need of a razor strop upside her ample derrière!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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that sounds kinda gay....

I'm only going to say this once, so pay attention:

In Mark 14:5-52, when the religious police arrested Jesus and found him with a follower who was naked but for a cloth cast about him, that was NOT gay.

In John 21:19-22, when a disciple upon whose breast Jesus had lain tarried with Jesus until Jesus came, that was NOT gay.

I know Jesus personally, and I can tell you with complete confidence that Jesus is NOT gay.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Here are some more examples.

When Isaiah promised that we shall "suck the breast of kings", that wasn't gay.

When Abraham asked his servant to "put, I pray thee, thy hand under my thigh", that wasn't gay.

Pastor Billy-Reuben