[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Are you serious?

Ok.

You're going to turn to Jesus?
That would please Him alot, friend.
PRAISE JESUS!

First, show Jesus you love Him by hitting the PayPal at the bottom of the page, and don't be cheap now!
Give generously to Him, since after all, you owe Him EVERYTHING YOU ARE AND HAVE!

He created you, and now it is time that you start paying back.
Hit it NOW and send Jesus atleast 100$!

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Are you serious?

I don't think he need money.

[tommy]

Re: Are you serious?

I don't think he need money.

Are your thoughts of any importance to God?

Read your Bible, son.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Are you serious?

I don't have a bible book.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Are you serious?

I don't think he need money.

Have you never read the Bible?
It isn't about need, it is a show of respect, your answer in itself shows your disrespect for God.

If you cannot even give a few hundred bucks to God, how could you ever, let's say, kill a witch for Him? (Exodus 22:18)
GOD DEMANDS TOTAL OBEDIENCE!

And if you don't tithe, well.. Look what happens if you don't:
Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me.
But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? (Your "I don't think he need money." crap!) In tithes and offerings.
Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
Malachi 3:8-9

Why are you trying to mug God you little imbecile?

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Are you serious?

I don't think he need money.

What you think does not matter. It only matters what GOD thinks. It isn't that HE needs the money, it is a sign of respect. HE gave you your life and everything you have and all HE asks for in return is your devotion and 10% of your income.

I don't have a bible book.

There are many on the Internet. I personally use Bible Gateway for my online BIBLE needs.

[tommy]

Re: Are you serious?

I don't have a bible book.

Than you better get one.
There are many on-line versions, however God prefers a hardback copy, if possible, published in Iowa.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Are you serious?

? I'll just ignore god.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Are you serious?

? I'll just ignore god.

Then you're a retard as everyone who ignores God is going to burn FOREVER in hell!

BTW It is "God", with a Capital G!
The next time you are lax on this you're getting an infraction for disrespecting God Allmighty.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Are you serious?

Do you want me to leave and stop talk?

[tommy]

Re: Are you serious?

Do you want me to leave and stop talk?

Not at all.
I have had a personal conversation with Jesus and in his short but illustrious revelation He told me to keep trying. It looks like the good Lord sees your potential, kid.

Now, go find yourself an on-line Bible and start studying.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Are you serious?

Do you want me to leave and stop talk?

No.
I want you to throw your worthless self on your knees and Praise Jesus!
I want you to Save your soul by accepting Jesus and avoiding hell!
I want you to give Jesus a substantial love offering use the PayPal button!

DO ALL OF THIS NOW!

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Are you serious?

But what if I'm not a christian?

[tommy]

Re: Are you serious?

But what if I'm not a christian?

Of course you're not a christian, but you can definitely become one.

Hit the paypal button and let the phase 1 begin.

[Bwack Lizard]

I dom't have much money. I'm just a little boy

Also, I'm a goth and you hate me.