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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #61
    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

    Originally posted by JoelObadiah View Post
    Amen!
    Yeah! Definitely!

    Amen!

    Whopner is on at 4.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • JoelObadiah
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2009
      • 6

      #62
      Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

      Originally posted by Nat-Berko View Post
      wait untill his return. then we will see who gets healed.
      Good ol' Grandpa Obadiah could use a good healing of the wrist after giving your sorry little sinner butt a good ol' beating for back-chatting!

      Enough chinwagging little girl!

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #63
        Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

        What exactly IS Asparagus Syndrome, anyway?
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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #64
          Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
          What exactly IS Asparagus Syndrome, anyway?

          I think it has something to do with ass burger's syndrome. I hear it's another made up "disease" to hide demon possession.

          It may or may not be perpetrated by the manufacturers of hug machines.
          Look at this advertisement for the infernal machines.

          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • JoelObadiah
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2009
            • 6

            #65
            Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

            Asparagus Syndrome?

            What a sick world we live in!

            In my days, they were put in solitary refinement.

            Last Aspergian I came across got a good ol' kick from my boot!

            Amen to having authority from God to give a demon possessed a good ol' boot!
            Amen!

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            • JoelObadiah
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2009
              • 6

              #66
              Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              I think it has something to do with ass burger's syndrome. I hear it's another made up "disease" to hide demon possession.

              It may or may not be perpetrated by the manufacturers of hug machines.
              Look at this advertisement for the infernal machines.

              Hug machines? Hilarious!
              I say we just need to send them to me for a good beating.

              Say, there hasn't been any unsaved trash here recently

              Good riddance to bad unsaved rubbish

              Hallelujah! Amen!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #67
                Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                I just wanted to point to this thread which shows that the commonly accepted reasons for this disease were FALSIFIED by atheist scientists:
                http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...573#post466573
                Originally Posted by Lancet
                Following the judgment of the UK General Medical Council’s Fitness to Practise Panel on Jan 28, 2010, it has become clear that several elements of the 1998 paper by Wakefield et al. are incorrect, contrary to the findings of an earlier investigation. In particular, the claims in the original paper that children were “consecutively referred” and that investigations were “approved” by the local ethics committee have been proven to be false. Therefore we fully retract this paper from the published record.
                Brother BJ rightly points out how secular scientists twist their findings to match their preconceived notions.

                Either these kids are retardeds, or they're faking it.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22348

                  #68
                  Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Either these kids are retardeds, or they're faking it.
                  Why would someone want to pretend being retarded? You would have to be retarded to do that.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #69
                    Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    Why would someone want to pretend being retarded? You would have to be retarded to do that.
                    It could be the mothers who are trying to get more benefits from their social provider. "My kid's stupid give me more money."
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • readabibleplease
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 2

                      #70
                      Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                      please read a bible and stop being ignorant. you make Christians look bad. I dont see a single verse were Jesus bashes someone for 7 pages.

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                      • readabibleplease
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 2

                        #71
                        Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                        Originally posted by readabibleplease View Post
                        please read a bible and stop being ignorant. you make Christians look bad. I dont see a single verse were Jesus bashes someone for 7 pages.
                        oh ya

                        [satanic link removed]


                        ill just leave this here and maybe one person uses their brain.
                        Last edited by Jedediah; 09-30-2011, 02:37 PM.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #72
                          Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                          Originally posted by readabibleplease View Post
                          I dont see a single verse were Jesus bashes someone for 7 pages.
                          No, in fact there are no seven page verses in the Bible.

                          Are you a retard?

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                          • MisterM
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 1480

                            #73
                            Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                            Asburger like autism is just an attitude problem. It is stubbornness that can be beaten out of the child. They don't need understanding, they need rod.

                            YiC, M
                            Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                            • Madhatter333
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2012
                              • 1

                              #74
                              Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                              Judge not lest ye be judged! For God fearing Christians you sure o seem to have a lot of hate. I think it is sad. Maybe you should try going to college and taking some child development courses before making broad statements about something with which you aren't knowledgeable. And if Mr.Hymen knew much about Aspergers he'd know that there are no pharmaceuticals for treating it. It's a developmental disorder not a mental disorder per se. I know God will forgive you for your ignorance but not your bigotry. To desecrate man is to desecrate God for we were all made in His image. Jesus preached in slums, kinda like me preaching to the slums of the web. I am sure I'll be banned for this, because an opposing thought is probably called inappropriate here. Seems to me lie you think your argument is so thin it can't support it's own weight. Good day Ladies and Gentlemen.

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                              • kitcat104
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                                Under Investigation
                                • Jul 2012
                                • 3

                                #75
                                Re: Asperger's Syndrome: another punishment from God

                                You know very little about Asperger's and how it works.... Try talking to professionals before inserting foot into mouth... This is a true issue with many individuals and they are extremely more intelligent than you can ever imagine... God made us all in his image and this includes Asperger individuals which are in the Autism Spectrum... I live daily with an individual who is smarter than you will ever know... Do some research before judging or discriminating against these individuals... You are not the judge of these very unique and intelligent people... God does not discriminate against people... People discriminate against people.... Read your bible more closely before you start quoting scripture.... And the girl who was raped, this is a travesty and no one deserves this no matter how she was dressed... I am appalled at the stupidity and ignorance of individuals who make uneducated comments or judgements against anyone without having facts... I cannot believe that a Baptist would even post such comments or judgements if they were true Christians..... Judge lest you be judged....

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