[Hitoshi]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Uhh, you don't know what devout means?
And I'm hardly hefty, I'm a size 2. My BMI is just over 17. If anything I need to worry about being too thin, not the other way.

this is sound very much sexy honey. And we are have much in common. I am size 2 in woman clothes. dinner. you and me. tomorrow night. wear mini skirt and high heel. Panty optional.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Don't be obtuse, Van Halfwit. You know I know what "devout" means. I was referring to those alien-worshipping "xtians". eXtra Terrestrials. They're really demons, but try to tell those New Age hocus pocus geeks who worship them that.

Uhh, I hate to rain on your parade, but xtians is an abbreviation for 'christians', it does not refer to alien worshippers, I'm sorry to tell you.

And yes, God loves America. That doesn't mean He's happy with how much sin is going on. Lieberal pansies may have managed to get demoncrats into power last November, but it's the last gasp of a dying, failed philosophy. Even with those heathens controlling congress, and much of Hellyweird worshipping a dead science fiction writer, God still loves America because we are His chosen nation. Now if only all the fatties, Sodomites, lieberals, and other demon panderers would let us fulfill our true potential as a Godly nation.

Face the facts though. You say that your deity loves xtians (again, note the abbrev). Well, a lot of xtians in the US happen to be rather, well, plump.

And we are have much in common. I am size 2 in woman clothes.

Uhhhh....should I ask how it is you know that?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Uhh, I hate to rain on your parade, but xtians is an abbreviation for 'christians', it does not refer to alien worshippers, I'm sorry to tell you.


Face the facts though. You say that your deity loves xtians (again, note the abbrev). Well, a lot of xtians in the US happen to be rather, well, plump.

I find that abbreviation highly insulting and disrespectful. Do I call your "religion" "ztchcrft"? No.
And again, you're mistaking people who claim to be Christians with True Christians™.

[lilith]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

So....god doesn't like fatties? I think we all know of at least one xtian who's somewhat overweight.

http://www.margueriteperrin.com/

That large lady who calls herself a "God warrior".....& is apparently in dire need of psychiatric help.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

UGH!!!! Not that nightmarish old hag!!!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

I find that abbreviation highly insulting and disrespectful. Do I call your "religion" "ztchcrft"? No.
And again, you're mistaking people who claim to be Christians with True Christians™.

Meh, I wouldn't care. What matters to a person shouldn't be what others call their beliefs but rather what they call it. I know what my beliefs are, I don't really care what anyone else calls them (except when they say things like 'baby eater', but that's different. An abbrev doesn't bother me).

(Sorry for doublepost)

[mollychu]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

So....god doesn't like fatties? I think we all know of at least one xtian who's somewhat overweight.

http://www.margueriteperrin.com/

That large lady who calls herself a "God warrior".....& is apparently in dire need of psychiatric help.

Her teeth scare me.

[Brother Love]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

GOOD GOD! First the homers and now the yellow monkies! What's next?

Listen up, SLANT! This is NOT a "hook up" site! This is NOT a dating site! This is God's ONLY TRUE CHRISTIAN FORUM so keep your VILE sexual desires off God's forum, HEATHEN!!

BTW I thought all you people were still lost in the jungle still thinking WWII was going on. How'd you find your way out of the jungle, friend?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

Meh, I wouldn't care. What matters to a person shouldn't be what others call their beliefs but rather what they call it. I know what my beliefs are, I don't really care what anyone else calls them (except when they say things like 'baby eater', but that's different. An abbrev doesn't bother me).

So you're proud to be a witch (despite the threat of eternal damnation), but you're ashamed of the practices? It seems that slowly you are realizing that God is right for you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

So you're proud to be a witch (despite the threat of eternal damnation), but you're ashamed of the practices? It seems that slowly you are realizing that God is right for you.

I'm technically a Pagan, witches are a different thing. (Although there can be pagan witches).
And I am proud to be Pagan. And no, your religion is not and will never be right for me. I simply do not believe in the bible or the biblical deity(ies) and never will.

And as to the fatty thing, Pastor Al said in another thread that a godly BMI is 37. And yet now you're saying that your god hates fatties? Which is it?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

I'm technically a Pagan, witches are a different thing. (Although there can be pagan witches).

If it looks like a duck, if it walks like a duck, if it fornicates with Satan like a duck...

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

If it looks like a duck, if it walks like a duck, if it fornicates with Satan like a duck...

Uhh......I was of the understanding that ducks fornicate more with..well..other ducks

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

I'm technically a Pagan, witches are a different thing. (Although there can be pagan witches).
And I am proud to be Pagan. And no, your religion is not and will never be right for me. I simply do not believe in the bible or the biblical deity(ies) and never will.

And as to the fatty thing, Pastor Al said in another thread that a godly BMI is 37. And yet now you're saying that your god hates fatties? Which is it?

I can state with great authority that God hates witches.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

And that means you, VanBabyeater.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

I can state with great authority that God hates witches.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

And that means you, VanBabyeater.

I eat veal, which is a baby cow, but I keep telling you, what I was eating in the woods that time was a suckling pig. We also had potroast. Fine picnic, it was.

And I know that your bible says that witches are to be killed, but just as well we're in the 21st century now where such things are illegal, eh?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

I eat veal, which is a baby cow, but I keep telling you, what I was eating in the woods that time was a suckling pig. We also had potroast. Fine picnic, it was.

The DOF has photos. If that was a suckiling pig, then my dogs are fluffy bunny rabbits.

And I know that your bible says that witches are to be killed, but just as well we're in the 21st century now where such things are illegal, eh?

And exactly where in the Holy Bible does God tell us that its okay to ignore His commandments once the 21st century rolls around?

God damns you to hell, witch! You'd be a heap of ash right now if it weren't for the Cliton legacy and activist judges.