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  • #76
    Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

    Is it not how you spell lesbian you would know would you not.When did is say that i turned my back on god .If you are going to type a response please let it make sense .As for my name it is just a name fat,gay,black,wiccan all seem to be points of contenction in this forum dislike for silly kkk wants

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    • #77
      Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

      Oh by the way the one called daniel i said the forum was irratating ,facist not god read something right before replying

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      • #78
        Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

        Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
        Oh by the way the one called daniel i said the forum was irratating ,facist not god read something right before replying
        Golly, you're just a great glob of grammatical goodness, aren't you?

        Here's the story, Miss FGBW:

        We at LBC follow the entire Bible. Not little bits here and there, not just John 3:16, not the happy parts we like. ALL of it.

        We have this forum to share the Truth about what God says about Himself in His Holy Word, which is the King James 1611 Bible.

        God commands us to kill witches.

        God commands us to kill homosexuals.

        God frowns upon gluttony.

        God cursed the descendants of Ham (black folks, Canaanites) to be the servants of all others.

        When you reject the Bible, God's Word, then you also reject God.

        When you hate God's Word, you also hate God.

        Get it now?

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        • #79
          Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Well thank you for coming to our Godly forum to spread your hatred.

          I can't wait to see you after Jesus gets ahold of you.
          You won't see that because you're safe in Heaven at that moment
          =/=

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          • #80
            Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

            Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
            You won't see that because you're safe in Heaven at that moment
            Excellent point!

            But we can still watch . . .

            I think Pastor meant that he's excited to see Jesus' boundless love transform our visitor through us.

            Of course, if that doesn't work, then we can watch what Jesus will do to her after she dies if she refuses to give Him unquestioning and complete obedience and adoration while alive!
            Last edited by OnYourKnees; 03-27-2007, 07:13 PM.

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            • #81
              Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

              Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
              Is it not how you spell lesbian you would know would you not.(1)When did is say that i turned my back on God .(2)If you are going to type a response please let it make sense .As for my name it is just a name fat,gay,black,wiccan all seem to be points of contenction in this forum dislike for silly kkk wants
              (1) Are you a True Christian? Have you given your life over to Jesus? Do you follow the King James Bible, word for word, letter for letter? If you can't answer "yes" to all of these questions, you have turned your back on God. Not capitalizing His name is just more evidence.
              (2) It's obvious that English isn't your first language, so if I were you I'd pick up a dictionary along with a copy of the King James Bible and look up the word "irony", because that sentence is drenched with it.
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              • #82
                Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                As i said in a previous post i am male.I have not once claimed to be a christian. I never stated my faith once.I just find this place a bit to silly for me
                Last edited by OnYourKnees; 03-29-2007, 03:46 PM. Reason: Profanity removed.

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                • #83
                  Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                  Friend, you must be eating too many raw vegetables. You have one of the worst cases of "Word Salad Writing" I have seen in quite some time. Jesus wants you here so that your soul can be saved.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • #84
                    Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                    Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
                    this place has got to be one of the most irritating raceist facist intolerent forums i have ever seen its basically an online wako you pople are ****ing morons liars cheats and fools i think i will report this website
                    just on general principles
                    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                    Can't wait to hear that phone call...

                    "Hello police? I'm a big fat queer that practices witchcraft and I have a complaint."

                    Let us know how you make out.
                    They didn't say they'd report us to the police, just that they'd report us. Whether that's to the police, the FBI, the CIA or their mommie is unclear. Either way, I'd like to hear how the conversation continues...

                    "Hello police? I'm a big fat queer that practices witchcraft and I have a complaint."
                    "Really? Against who?"
                    "Landover Baptist - you know, the Godfearing True Christian™ Church? Yeah, I'd like to report them."
                    "Really? What are you reporting them for?"
                    "Oh, just on, you know, general principles."
                    *Click*

                    Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
                    One it's spelled lesbian and that can only be applied to females i'm male
                    You're male? So if you're not a woman, what is your excuse?

                    Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
                    If you are going to type a response please let it make sense
                    We really do need an "Ohhh the irony" emoticon for this forum.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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                    • #85
                      Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                      Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
                      this place has got to be one of the most irritating raceist facist intolerent forums i have ever seen its basically an online wako you pople are ****ing morons liars cheats and fools i think i will report this website
                      just on general principles
                      Well, I notice the obese niggra devil worshipper is instantly defense about himself and his fellow fatties.

                      Listen up pal, God hates you, and everything you do makes him angry!
                      Now why not lose some weight, stop sacrificing babies to satan, and tithe to landover?
                      Maybe you could become a saved Ex-Negro like Brother LeBeau. Then you wouldn't have to burn forever and you could wait tables in the bliss of heaven.
                      Wouldn't that be nice?

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                      • #86
                        Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                        Originally posted by the fat gay black wiccan View Post
                        As i said in a previous post i am male.I have not once claimed to be a christian. I never stated my faith once.I just find this place a bit to silly for me
                        No, calling yourself "the fat gay black wiccan" would not in any way suggest your faith, would it?

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                        • #87
                          Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                          We really do need an "Ohhh the irony" emoticon for this forum.
                          , you can use that.
                          I can make one if you want.
                          =/=

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                          • #88
                            Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                            Maybe McDonald's isn't the best meal option:
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • #89
                              Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                              Good grief, Brother Nobar! That makes me want to purge go for a bike ride RIGHT NOW!
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                              • #90
                                Re: God to Humanity - No Fatties!

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                "Hello police? I'm a big fat queer that practices witchcraft and I have a complaint."
                                "Really? Against who?"
                                "Landover Baptist - you know, the Godfearing True Christian™ Church? Yeah, I'd like to report them."
                                "Really? What are you reporting them for?"
                                "Oh, just on, you know, general principles."
                                *Click*
                                Very well said, Brother Temperance! When will Satan and his little wicca-wacko minions realize that they'll never even get an ounce of support against our Godly Baptist Church? As we repeatedly state, we are Conservative, Godly, Republican, and unstoppable. Do they think we're lying?

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