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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #31
    Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

    Originally posted by DaveOF View Post
    I will never love fag. NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    So I suppose you think Jesus was lying when he said love you enemy?!?!?!?!?!?!

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    • Justina Thyme
      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2007
      • 1718

      #32
      Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

      Originally posted by DaveOF View Post
      Because of my French accent I am doomed.
      I will make God to destroy Quebec and Canada.

      You need to learn how to speak American first and foremost. No one can understand a word you're saying. And we have too many dagos and frogs running around God's favorite country (America) already.


      I hate gays because they brainwashed people for gay marriage
      and human rights and spreading misinformation to kill Christian values
      with their atheist sodomite conventions.<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KmVzC40AEaE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KmVzC40AEaE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>She is a lesbian atheist. Evil!If you do not tolerate my hatred then you are a piffleing faggot hidden under a pastor and I'm gonna blow your piffleing ass with my shotgun piffleing fag and I bet you sleep with little kids.You willpay.

      We don't tolerate hatred
      Do I read this correctly as a threat against Pastor Ezekiel, DEMON?
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #33
        Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

        Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
        Do I read this correctly as a threat against Pastor Ezekiel, DEMON?
        Don't worry sister, Brother BJ has me surrounded at all times with his youngest and most nubile of security boys. I am in excellent hands.

        Be sure and keep me in your prayers though. You know better than most how sneaky demons are.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • WickedWitch
          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
          • Jan 2007
          • 1366

          #34
          Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

          Bah! Québecois! Je deteste les Québecois. Ils veulent casser notre pays. Quel est ta problème? Comment peut-tu n'aimer pas le Canada? J'adore le Canada. Je mourrais pour mon pays! Je ne peut pas imaginer n'aimant pas ce pays. Comment est-ce que c'est possible de n'aimer pas le Canada? Honnêtement, sérieusement quel et ta problème?!

          Une autre chose, montrer quelque respect pour les pasteurs ici, écume pitoyable.

          I vote we ban Dave again. This is, of course, up to the Pastors, but I think it's a very bad idea to let some Québecois rebel roam around here willy-nilly, even putting him in Quarantine might not be enough.
          Last edited by WickedWitch; 02-17-2009, 12:37 AM. Reason: *Beep*
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • Meek and Humble
            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
            Biblical Black Belt
            Jr. Pastor
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2008
            • 6197

            #35
            Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
            Bah! Québecois! Je deteste les Québecois. Ils veulent casser notre pays. Quel est ta problème? Comment peut-tu n'aimer pas le Canada? J'adore le Canada. Je mourrais pour mon pays! Je ne peut pas imaginer n'aimant pas ce pays. Comment est-ce que c'est possible de n'aimer pas le Canada? Honnêtement, sérieusement quel et ta problème?!

            Une autre chose, montrer quelque respect pour les pasteurs ici, écume pitoyable.

            I vote we ban Dave again. This is, of course, up to the Pastors, but I think it's a very bad idea to let some Québecois rebel roam around here willy-nilly, even putting him in Quarantine might not be enough.
            What is this nonsense witch? Are you just pressing random buttons on your keyboard?!

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            • WickedWitch
              Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
              CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
              • Jan 2007
              • 1366

              #36
              Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              What is this nonsense witch? Are you just pressing random buttons on your keyboard?!
              No, it's French. I was speaking to the separatist Québecois pig in his own language. I'm very proud to be French and to be Canadian, but rather upset at the fact that I have to share my country with people like him. Which is not to say that I'm going to allow Québec to separate. Over my dead body! The very idea that someone could not be overflowing with pride to be Canadian, that they would want to break up this amazing country for which I would give my last breath, is just disgusting to me. I don't need to know this Dave person, I simply dislike him... Intensely.

              *Twitches her nose* Wait a minute. Why am I explaining myself to you? I don't think I've even been introduced to you yet. You might want to make with the introduction, sir.
              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #37
                Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

                Why should I introduce myself? Do you need to know my name to do some satanic voodoo charm on me or something?!

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #38
                  Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

                  Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                  No, it's French. I was speaking to the separatist Québecois pig in his own language.
                  It's a mixed blessing. It's nice to have someone in here who can speak the patois they call French in Canuckistan, but it's insulting that anyone would intentionally speak French in the first place when they could stab themselves to death with a salad fork with the same energy it takes to gargle those words up. I suppose it really doesn't matter. President Obama will have to invade Canada within a year or two as soon as Mexico explodes into violence and it spreads to our southern border...except Texas, of course! The mexes still don't dare cross into GODLY Texas!

                  Anyway we will need Liebensraum and Canada will have to do. We can settle the language issue when we get there.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323

                    #39
                    Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    Why should I introduce myself? Do you need to know my name to do some satanic voodoo charm on me or something?!
                    Because it's polite and, while she IS a witch, she's OUR witch until we either convert her or purge her soul. It's talking longer than we thought.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #40
                      Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

                      My name is Heathen_Basher, my hobbies include Biblical studying, poetry, and shooting elk. How do you do?

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323

                        #41
                        Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                        My name is Heathen_Basher, my hobbies include Biblical studying, poetry, and shooting elk. How do you do?
                        See? That didn't hurt. Pleased to meet you. Are you ready to take up arms against Canuckistan?

                        Oh, wait.....
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                        • Meek and Humble
                          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                          Biblical Black Belt
                          Jr. Pastor
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 6197

                          #42
                          Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

                          Why so frightened, Pastor?

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                          • Pastor Al E Pistle
                            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9323

                            #43
                            Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Why so frightened, Pastor?
                            Well, I enjoy your poetry, but do you write it because you are a closet Canadian?
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • WickedWitch
                              Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                              CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1366

                              #44
                              Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              It's a mixed blessing. It's nice to have someone in here who can speak the patois they call French in Canuckistan, but it's insulting that anyone would intentionally speak French in the first place when they could stab themselves to death with a salad fork with the same energy it takes to gargle those words up. I suppose it really doesn't matter. President Obama will have to invade Canada within a year or two as soon as Mexico explodes into violence and it spreads to our southern border...except Texas, of course! The mexes still don't dare cross into GODLY Texas! Lol! Oh my, Pastor, but you do make me laugh!

                              Anyway we will need Liebensraum and Canada will have to do. We can settle the language issue when we get there.
                              I actually only speak Parisian. I refuse to speak Québecois, or even Créole French, because... well, I love grammar and have a dislike for bastardized languages. I do apologize if the posting of French on this Godly forum in any way messed up the new server (JesOs), though.
                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              Because it's polite and, while she IS a witch, she's OUR witch until we either convert her or purge her soul. It's talking longer than we thought.
                              Awww!! You big sweetie! Have I told you lately that I love you?
                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              My name is Heathen_Basher, my hobbies include Biblical studying, poetry, and shooting elk. How do you do?
                              Hello, my name is Allie. I enjoy poking people with sticks and licking faces. Thank you for introducing yourself. (Pastor Al's right, isn't he? That was relatively painless, wasn't it?)

                              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                              Well, I enjoy your poetry, but do you write it because you are a closet Canadian?
                              How can someone be a closet Canadian??
                              Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 02-17-2009, 06:19 AM. Reason: Corrected typo
                              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #45
                                Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

                                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                I do apologize if the posting of French on this Godly forum in any way messed up the new server (JesOs), though.
                                It automatically brings up a white flag in our Server Control Room(C).

                                Testing:

                                "L'autre, c'est moi"

                                Yup.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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