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  • WickedWitch
    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
    • Jan 2007
    • 1366

    #46
    Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
    It automatically brings up a white flag in our Server Control Room©.

    Testing:

    "L'autre, c'est moi"

    Yup.
    Oh dear. So sorry, W-O; I hope that it doesn't cause too much of an issue (alarm bells going off and what have you). I thought it (French) was necessary, otherwise I try to avoid using it (I don't like being sprayed with freezing cold water, you see).
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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    • Justina Thyme
      Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2007
      • 1718

      #47
      Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Don't worry sister, Brother BJ has me surrounded at all times with his youngest and most nubile of security boys. I am in excellent hands.

      Be sure and keep me in your prayers though. You know better than most how sneaky demons are.
      All right, Pastor. That is a relief. I've seen some of your boytoys guards with you, but did not realize what their function was. I'm very glad also that their hands are excellent.

      Of course you're in my prayers--top of the list (right after Mr. Thyme, of course!).
      Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

      1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

      A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
      Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

      LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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      • Ahimaaz Smith
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 2549

        #48
        Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
        Bah! Québecois! Je deteste les Québecois. Ils veulent casser notre pays. Quel est ta problème? Comment peut-tu n'aimer pas le Canada? J'adore le Canada. Je mourrais pour mon pays! Je ne peut pas imaginer n'aimant pas ce pays. Comment est-ce que c'est possible de n'aimer pas le Canada? Honnêtement, sérieusement quel et ta problème?!
        Canada supports queers and freeloaders who sit back and receive their universal healthcare without ever having to work for a living.

        Une autre chose, montrer quelque respect pour les pasteurs ici, écume pitoyable.
        I'm sure they'd be happy to get your support, if you were to phrase it in God's English, but our Godly pastors can take care of themselves.

        I vote we ban Dave again.
        You don't get a vote, now, do you?

        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #49
          Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          Well, I enjoy your poetry, but do you write it because you are a closet Canadian?
          What leads you to that conclusion, Pastor?

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #50
            Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
            What leads you to that conclusion, Pastor?
            It is not a conclusion; merely a question.
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #51
              Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
              What leads you to that conclusion, Pastor?
              Friend,

              Pastor Al is far to polite and soft spoken to ask this but it needs to be discussed. There is no polite way to say this so forgive the bluntness of the question; do you speak French Heathen Basher?

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #52
                Re: I got banned because I did not like Homo

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Friend,

                Pastor Al is far to polite and soft spoken to ask this but it needs to be discussed. There is no polite way to say this so forgive the bluntness of the question; do you speak French Heathen Basher?
                The only French word I know is "fries", but I usually just call those Freedom Taters to avoid having to speak Frog-talk.

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