[Bill Proper]

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Yes Nobar that MSG is their secret ingredient for getting people hooked on their fish oil filled- greasy deep fried food which they then claim, (their food and diet) is the “secret” to their slim figures and low weight only to sell more Chinese food.
We enlightened folk know it’s really their chain smoking habits and chasing 12 year old Chinese prostitutes for being the real cause for those chinks to be so skinny.

[SUV]

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Might I place an order? I'd like one with the Visage of JESUS Baked into the crust. Done in such a way that those 'pinch marks' around the crust will look like the Thorns of His Crown.

Yummy, Yummy, I have Christ in my tummy!

[Brother Lazarus]

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Might I place an order? I'd like one with the Visage of JESUS Baked into the crust. Done in such a way that those 'pinch marks' around the crust will look like the Thorns of His Crown.

Yummy, Yummy, I have Christ in my tummy!

That Pie could be worth some significant money on e-bay. I'm sure you will donate any profits back to the church.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Can you do a couple of rabbit pies? Sister Thumper usually bakes those for me, but her fingers got slammed in a car door several times in a row the other day, so she's worthless for a few days.

Between that and slamming her head repeatedly against doorjambs I don't know how she gets anything done.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Might I place an order? I'd like one with the Visage of JESUS Baked into the crust. Done in such a way that those 'pinch marks' around the crust will look like the Thorns of His Crown.

Yummy, Yummy, I have Christ in my tummy!

Which of the Godly Ladies of Landover is responsible for these Divine Pies?

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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The "Old Rugged Cross" pie.

[SUV]

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Ooooh, I like this one on the bottom. His Right "eye" is much bigger than the one on the left. This ought to appeal to The Children® in a 'gangsta' sort of way.

"Left-eye Lopez"/Right-eye Jesus....It's All Good!

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

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Dear Pastors, Brothers, and sisters.
All your pies are in the church cafeteria.
Enjoy,
Mrs. Robert Roberts

[SUV]

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...and just look at Who was there handing them out! Bless You, Mrs Bob Bobberts!!!