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  • #31
    Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

    Mr. Gates responds with great dignity HERE. All your concerns assailed.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #32
      Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

      Well, the entire internet seems awash with praise for the Godly new Windows Vista system, except for a few malcontent secularist strongholds. For instance, this article shows how Vista is the right choice for parents - it doesn't matter what kind of trash-talking violent negro Giant Tallywhacker Army: Vice City game the Jewish liberal media try to brainwash your children into playing, it most likely won't work on your compter any way! Glory!
      Please, feel free to post other evidence of the Godliness of Vista.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #33
        Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Well, the entire internet seems awash with praise for the Godly new Windows Vista system, except for a few malcontent secularist strongholds. For instance, this article shows how Vista is the right choice for parents - it doesn't matter what kind of trash-talking violent negro Giant Tallywhacker Army: Vice City game the Jewish liberal media try to brainwash your children into playing, it most likely won't work on your compter any way! Glory!
        Please, feel free to post other evidence of the Godliness of Vista.
        It has been my experience that the anti-MS Linnucks crowd has been leading the forefront against Godly Windows™ and all things that stand for Capitalism; such as DRM, Windows Genuine Advantage, and other technologies that prevent commies from stealing software.

        It's just a matter of time until Microsoft persuades Intel and AMD to include DRM and trusted-computing code in the CPU that prevents communist anti-American software such as Linnucks from running.
        Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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        • #34
          Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

          Originally posted by BornAgain View Post
          It has been my experience that the anti-MS Linnucks crowd has been leading the forefront against Godly Windows™ and all things that stand for Capitalism; such as DRM, Windows Genuine Advantage, and other technologies that prevent commies from stealing software.

          It's just a matter of time until Microsoft persuades Intel and AMD to include DRM and trusted-computing code in the CPU that prevents communist anti-American software such as Linnucks from running.
          And what is Linux's logo? A penguin! What is the favourite animal of the liberal pro-homer Jewish Hellywood crowd at the moment? Penguins! What animal does a nun most resemble? See how it all fits together?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #35
            Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            And what is Linux's logo? A penguin! What is the favourite animal of the liberal pro-homer Jewish Hellywood crowd at the moment? Penguins! What animal does a nun most resemble? See how it all fits together?
            Not to mention the DAMNABLE logo of BSD, which may I add is "coincidentally" the kernel AppHell OS-X runs on.
            Attached Files
            Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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            • #36
              Report from a Happy Vista user

              Many months ago when I first heard about Vista, I checked online and found they had a beta volunteer program open to all comers.

              So I applied, and soon received the Vista RC-1 disk in the mail.

              The changeover was smooth and uneventful.

              Over the next months, Mr. Gate's firm automatically updated and upgraded the RC-1 version. Then a month ago I got, without asking or paying, a full version of Vista--the final release called "Ultimate".

              And this would have cost money to regular people. But Mr. Gates' firm recognized that I'm a True Christian. "No charge! It's on us!"

              Several days ago I thought to update the "apple quiktyme" player--the newest version of Quiktyme is purported to be better than what Mr. Gates' firm had provided.

              So, I downloaded on dialup the 18mb free version of Quiktyme (sp?).

              GREAT! Now, not only did it fail to load properly, but it has shut off ALL internet video! I no longer have to worry about running into obscene u-toob (sp?) videos; none of that is a problem anymore.

              PLUS I get nifty nag screens from Mr. Jobs' faulty Quiktyme juggernaught, even though I've now deleted every bit of Quiktyme that I can find on this machine.

              Yes, every time I go to imageshack,
              or even to any page of this forum,
              I get this


              even on preview of a posting!!!








              PROOF that Apple is rotten,and Jobs, a demon monkey wrenching Mr. Gates' firm's fine works.


              I don't miss obscene videos. I do resent splash error screens from that homer apple barrel.



              APPLE FAPS!!

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              • #37
                Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

                Do you know anything about computers? I don't think so. I'm referring to the person who created this topic.

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                • #38
                  Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

                  Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                  Do you know anything about computers? I don't think so. I'm referring to the person who created this topic.
                  I build computers son. Apple's are expensive works of satan.
                  "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                  (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                  • #39
                    Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

                    Originally posted by BornAgain View Post
                    Not to mention the DAMNABLE logo of BSD, which may I add is "coincidentally" the kernel AppHell OS-X runs on.
                    Aww! The logo is actually quite adorable in my opinion. Reminds me of my little cousin
                    "A she-goff who claims to not be a witch is the worst kind of contradiction."

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                    • #40
                      Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

                      Originally posted by roserougesang View Post
                      Aww! The logo is actually quite adorable in my opinion. Reminds me of my little cousin
                      When you're suffering third-degree burns in the eternal furnace room known as hell, I'd like to see how adorable you think it really is.
                      Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

                        Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                        I build computers son. Apple's are expensive works of satan.

                        I can build a computer in twenty minutes; that proves nothing.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

                          Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                          I can build a computer in twenty minutes; that proves nothing.
                          Other than that you're not a very convincing liar.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

                            Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
                            I can build a computer in twenty minutes; that proves nothing.
                            What's next? Will you want me to whip out my johnson and place it on the table for you to oogle? False pride is a sin too young one, and you'd know that if you went to a Godly True Christian church.
                            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                            • #44
                              Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Other than that you're not a very convincing liar.
                              ...You want me to take a video of me building one in 20 minutes? I can do that.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Why a Jesuit would use a Mac!

                                Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                                What's next? Will you want me to whip out my johnson and place it on the table for you to oogle? False pride is a sin too young one, and you'd know that if you went to a Godly True Christian church.
                                I can build one in twenty minutes. That isn't false pride. That is fact.

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