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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #16
    Re: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FLIPPING BIBLE SAYS!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    What's a "flipping" Bible? Does it do tricks or something??
    I think it's just a word that the kids use to sound cool and grown up.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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    • Nurse Clampett
      Jesus's Favorite Nurse
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 974

      #17
      Re: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FLIPPING BIBLE SAYS!

      JJF, your hate induced rant turned my stomach. I hope you remember in future postings that there are women on this forum. Women with very delicate sensibilities and weak nerves.
      That said, how do you think this slant cooked the fetus? I would hope he did it in a Christian manner. You never know with people you can blindfold with dental floss.



      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • Max Bayes
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2009
        • 302

        #18
        Re: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FLIPPING BIBLE SAYS!

        JJF, I think you have been reading too many of those Atheist conspiracy theories. Evolution clearly does not exist, otherwise God would've said about it in the Bible. Plus, burning your car is a perfectly acceptable way to deal with homosexuals, as long as they are still in it, and you have good insurance.
        BEHOLD!!!
        THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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        May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
          Senior Pastor
          VP of Evangelical Outreach
          On FIRE for Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5812

          #19
          Re: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FLIPPING BIBLE SAYS!

          Maybe our "new member" can relate to him.
          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
          Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
          #ChristianLivesMatter

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          • Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle
            Saved Like a Mo-Fo
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2009
            • 22

            #20
            Re: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FLIPPING BIBLE SAYS!

            Originally posted by Jumpin'_Jack_Flush View Post
            TO ALL PEOPLE WHO HAVE COME ON THIS BOARD, AND BELIEVE THAT IT IS NOT A COMPLETE FALSEHOOD, I AM SORRY TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BECOME ENRAGED BY THESE DISGRACEFUL 'JOKSTERS' DUE TO THEIR RACIST, SEXIST, AND GENERALLY INHUMAN COMMENTS.
            Yo, Cracker Jack. Why you hatin? Lord Jizzle Chrizzle got iced so you don't have to go to Hell if you repent of your sins, dig? That's love, dawg. All you has to do is stop trippin. You feel me?
            Who am I? Check out my 411 here.

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            • John Bois Ward
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2009
              • 350

              #21
              Re: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FLIPPING BIBLE SAYS!

              I don’t get it. Atheists are always coming on this site and passing judgment. From what do these “great thinkers” derive their moral authority? If asked, they always say, “common sense or decency” but common sense and decency are subjective and change over time. Any simpleton, who studies history, can see the arbitrary nature of morality based on human sense. Only God’s Laws are unchanging and perfect.

              Concerning your regurgitating of scientific platitudes: If homosexuality is genetic, why are homosexuals still around since they can’t reproduce? And do you really accept the idea that the only thing preventing a monkey from creating art, literature, architecture, and music is a 1% difference in genes?
              Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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              • BibleBeliever
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 85

                #22
                Re: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FLIPPING BIBLE SAYS!

                Um, if homosexuality is passed by a gene, then how would the gene propogate since homers can't reproduce.

                Another dummie who failed biology class.

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                • Ahlen Atheati
                  Unsaved trash, God-mocking scum
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 31

                  #23
                  Re: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FLIPPING BIBLE SAYS!

                  Originally posted by Jumpin'_Jack_Flush View Post
                  TO ALL PEOPLE WHO HAVE COME ON THIS BOARD, AND BELIEVE THAT IT IS NOT A COMPLETE FALSEHOOD, I AM SORRY TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE BECOME ENRAGED BY THESE DISGRACEFUL 'JOKSTERS' DUE TO THEIR RACIST, SEXIST, AND GENERALLY INHUMAN COMMENTS.

                  AND IF INFACT, SOME OF YOU SICK, PERVERTED, AND TWISTED BACKWARDS PEOPLE HERE, WERE NOT JOKING AROUND, I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU:

                  I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FLIPPING BIBLE SAYS! YOU SHOULD LOVE, RESPECT, AND BE ACCEPTING OF EVERYONE ANYWAY!

                  HERE ARE SOME FACTS:

                  • -The Earth is Round.
                  • -African American People Deserve as Many Rights as We do. (Yes, I'm White)
                  • -WE EVOLVED FROM ONE CELLED ORGANISMS. EVOLUTION IS THE TRUTH. WE SHARE 99% OF OUR DNA WITH CHIMPS.
                  • -HOMOSEXUALITY IS CAUSED BY A GENE. IT IS, UNDER NO CIRRCUMSTANCE, A CHOICE.
                  • -AIDS, cannot be Spread through the Air. It can only be Spread Via Blood, or Having Sex with Someone Who Has AIDS.
                  • -ANYONE WHO SETS THEIR CAR ON FIRE, BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT GAY GUYS ARE TRYING TO MURDER THEM, IS A COMPLETE DUMBASS, AND SHOULD BE SENT BACK TO PRE-NURSURY SCHOOL FOR BEING SO RIDICULOUSLY IDIOTIC.


                  MURDERING, AND BEATING YOUR CHILDREN AND SPOUSES (OR ANY HUMAN OR ANIMAL FOR THAT MATTER) IS WRONG ON ALL LEVELS OF HUMANITY.

                  Truth, you ,"hateful trash"
                  Obviously ,we should all die for our different beliefs.
                  Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.

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                  • Stan_is_my_Homeboy
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 3

                    #24
                    Re: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FLIPPING BIBLE SAYS!

                    Where the hell are you getting your facts? Homosexuality caused by a gene? Where's your proof? Or are you just an idiot?

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