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  • #16
    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    I was born in this gruff desolate place of non-believers and I don't know what to do! The word of our lord saviour jesus christ has abandoned this place and left for America! I need to get out of this place! Please help!
    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    Deaner you have gotta get all these stereotypical images of people out of your head. We all look dress and live exactly like alot of middle and upper class americans. Our teeth are fine, that goes for the english too. People are people
    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
    Most of the Whites in America came from Scotland and Ireland, and they both wear kilts at WEDDINGS ONLY. So I'd watch who you are insulting, god obviously seen it fit to get the good people from Scotland and Ireland to make the "great" nation you call America.
    So, first you came to us begging for help saying you had to get off your Godforsaken, desolate rock full of unbelievers, and then you turn around and say that everything's fine? What happened, were you in withdrawal when you made that first post, and then back in happyland when you made the rest? Does anyone want to make predictions about whether this cretin will reach the "dead baby crawling across the ceiling" stage before he pukes on his own vomit?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #17
      Re: Help I'm Scottish!

      Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
      The Holy City is open to all who would come to the Vatican. Unlike your 'Landover', the center of Catholicism is forever available so that any and all of the Lord's children might come to marvel at the wonder of Italian ingenuity prior to Omerta. I cannot though, in good faith, speak to the design of the Swiss Guard uniforms. I suspect a Baptist is responsible.



      Bless you, my mentally malocclusioned one,
      Father Mo

      The holy city is open to everyone in the same way the Ritz Hotel is open to everyone. It is open to all who would and all who could afford to come to the Vatican.
      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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      • #18
        Re: Help I'm Scottish!

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        So, first you came to us begging for help saying you had to get off your Godforsaken, desolate rock full of unbelievers, and then you turn around and say that everything's fine? What happened, were you in withdrawal when you made that first post, and then back in happyland when you made the rest? Does anyone want to make predictions about whether this cretin will reach the "dead baby crawling across the ceiling" stage before he pukes on his own vomit?
        Excellent points Brother. I suspect you are quite right and his first post was made after the whiskey had run out.
        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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        • #19
          Re: Help I'm Scottish!

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          So, first you came to us begging for help saying you had to get off your Godforsaken, desolate rock full of unbelievers, and then you turn around and say that everything's fine? What happened, were you in withdrawal when you made that first post, and then back in happyland when you made the rest? Does anyone want to make predictions about whether this cretin will reach the "dead baby crawling across the ceiling" stage before he pukes on his own vomit?
          I seem to have changed my mind when that redneck Deaner opened his mouth, I always thought americans, because living in a multi-cultural society, would learn to live with other races. You are THE most racist, ignorant and unchristian people I have ever seen that attends a church. And what is most laughable is, you seem to think Jesus is the saviour of Humanity, which of coarse he isn't. Jesus was a sort of "middle man" for gods word. You seemed to have ignored that fact.

          So go on and hunt some desert snakes and eat some cheese burgers, It's evident I'll have to find Salvation somewhere else.

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          • #20
            Re: Help I'm Scottish!

            Originally posted by Faunze View Post
            I seem to have changed my mind when that redneck Deaner opened his mouth, I always thought americans, because living in a multi-cultural society, would learn to live with other races. You are THE most racist, ignorant and unchristian people I have ever seen that attends a church. And what is most laughable is, you seem to think Jesus is the saviour of Humanity, which of coarse he isn't. Jesus was a sort of "middle man" for gods word. You seemed to have ignored that fact.

            So go on and hunt some desert snakes and eat some cheese burgers, It's evident I'll have to find Salvation somewhere else.
            Friend, would you like to back up your coarse assertions with scripture? Jesus is our Lord and Saviour. And of course we've learnt to live with other races - from Meskin gardeners to pickaninny shoeshine boys, there's room for everybody in the Land of Opportunity.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #21
              Re: Help I'm Scottish!

              Originally posted by Faunze View Post
              I was born in this gruff desolate place of non-believers and I don't know what to do! The word of our lord saviour jesus christ has abandoned this place and left for America! I need to get out of this place! Please help!

              Originally posted by Faunze View Post
              I seem to have changed my mind when that redneck Deaner opened his mouth, I always thought americans, because living in a multi-cultural society, would learn to live with other races. You are THE most racist, ignorant and unchristian people I have ever seen that attends a church. And what is most laughable is, you seem to think Jesus is the saviour of Humanity, which of coarse he isn't. Jesus was a sort of "middle man" for gods word. You seemed to have ignored that fact.

              So go on and hunt some desert snakes and eat some cheese burgers, It's evident I'll have to find Salvation somewhere else.
              Schitzophrenic much?
              Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!

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              • #22
                Re: Help I'm Scottish!

                Originally posted by BornAgain View Post
                Schitzophrenic much?
                Oh right yea, sorry I forgot that a change of mind is an obvious sign I'm Schitzophrenic!

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                • #23
                  Re: Help I'm Scottish!

                  Originally posted by Faunze View Post
                  Oh right yea, sorry I forgot that a change of mind is an obvious sign I'm Schitzophrenic!
                  Quite frankly, if you folks didn't make that wonderful tape, I would have banned you from God's favorite forum long ago. Perhaps you should take my generosity as a sign from HIM and make a generous love offering to our Lord Jesus Christ?
                  Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Help I'm Scottish!

                    Originally posted by Faunze View Post
                    Most of the Whites in America came from Scotland and Ireland, and they both wear kilts at WEDDINGS ONLY. So I'd watch who you are insulting, god obviously seen it fit to get the good people from Scotland and Ireland to make the "great" nation you call America.
                    It is an historical fact that the Negroes moved to Harlem to escape the Irish. The Scots in this country are renowned for their moonshine, forming the KKK, burning crosses and starting NASCAR. The other names for them are rednecks, hillbillies, hicks, white trash, crackers, peckerwoods, dirt-eaters, sand-hillers, and hicks.

                    And don't even think about getting me started on Bagpipes.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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