The Parodium

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Just a fun little corner of the site where we can have a laugh by pretending to be liberals. I'll start.


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Yesterday, my daughter came home from college (she is a double major in womyn's studies and Marxism at Vassar) and called my husbands and me into the living room for a family talk. She told us that she'd realized she was born a lesbian.

I said that was wonderful -- but also kind of sad, because it meant she could never have an abortion!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Well, look on the bright side! At least she is open and comfortable with her sexuality. Hopefully the rest of the country (ignorant Bible thumpers) will learn to accept her as you do. You're a great mom!

Say, have you seen that Fahrenheit 9/11 movie? Brilliant work of art! That genius Michael Moore really sticks it to Dubya! Thank god (just an expression, Im an atheist, relax!) we had the sense to elect President Obama to replace that clown. No doubt Obama is going to make this country better.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Thank god (just an expression, Im an atheist, relax!) we had the sense to elect President Obama to replace that clown. No doubt Obama is going to make this country better.

Why are you thanking "god"?

We all know Obama IS the Messiah!

Just look:

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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Rev M, did you cry too when you heard Obama was elected? I was flowing in tears. FINALLY, for the first time in my life I was proud to call myself an American!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Rev M, did you cry too when you heard Obama was elected? I was flowing in tears. FINALLY, for the first time in my life I was proud to call myself an American!

I sure did! Why, I and everyone at my church (yes, even us menfolk) dressed up as Michelle Obama and we all chanted, "Finally, proud to be American! We can FINALLY stop hating America!"

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

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Seriously, when Obama came to Kansas City, the wife and I went down there and I stood in the crowd for hours while she volunteered. I was no more than ten feet from the man I knew would be the first African-American President of the United States! I nearly wet myself!

And now he's socking it to those debased, greedy, anti-human capitalists in the car and banking industries!

Go, Obama!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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And now he's socking it to those debased, greedy, anti-human capitalists in the car and banking industries!

Go, Obama!

He sure is! I really love the way he's racking up trillions of dollars in debt, none of which will come due until after the Rapture . . . oops after we've all died and returned to Gaia, taking a new role in the cycle of life.

[eliot mayfield]

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Those poor rights deprived terrorist-Americans (is that right, like African Americans, or asian Americans?) who have been locked away in Gitmo will finally be set free! Free at last! They have a dream too!

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

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I hope Obama keeps on his promise to let those victims of American Fascism, those long-suffering Muslim prisoners that right-wing extremists call "terrorists", free so that they can live their own lives and teach young children Koran and volatile chemistry. Keeping people in prison IS cruel and unusual punishment, thus torture. None of these people have been convicted of any crimes, either.

I don't care if Khalid Sheikh Mohammad was the so-called "mastermind" behind 9/11, since we all know the United States has only THEMSELVES to blame for causing strife in the Arab Region by their unwavering support of Israel. 9/11 was never a crime, it was self-defense against a tyrannical fascist nation!!!*

* Serious Note, Breaking Character: To all those CIA/FBI folks reading this, I remind you this is a joke thread, so please don't be knocking on my door any time soon. Thank you. -MPH

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh, um...I get it....a joke, okay....Uh, well....

I sure do like Gypsies!



Did I do that right?

[Brother Lazarus]

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I can't do it, I just can't.The Obama and The Oprah appeared together for the first time here in my home town of Columbia SC. I've never recovered and sometimes I think that I spend too much time in The Flying Saucer (excellent purveyor of Beer from around the world) because of the "joint" (sarcasm intended) appearance of Obama and Oprah. I almost feel like I live in Sodom because of this. I pray daily about it.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

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I thought maybe I woke up from my nap and the whole world had gone crazy.

[JennyD]

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I can't do it, I just can't.The Obama and The Oprah appeared together for the first time here in my home town of Columbia SC. I've never recovered and sometimes I think that I spend too much time in The Flying Saucer (excellent purveyor of Beer from around the world) because of the "joint" (sarcasm intended) appearance of Obama and Oprah. I almost feel like I live in Sodom because of this. I pray daily about it.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Have you seen evidence of the growing New Age cult of Oprahmaism, with its two-headed god/goddess?

[VictoryOS]

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Pardon me, homies. As soon as I save this spotted owl, I plan to eat a baby and drive my Prius down to the local abortion clinic where I will pass out condoms. I care more about the life of anonymous woodland creatures than about American-born human babies. Hail Satan!

[Brother Lazarus]

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Have you seen evidence of the growing New Age cult of Oprahmaism, with its two-headed god/goddess?

Thankfully, no I've not seen anything tangible like an idol. I've assumed that a cult would grow from the allegorical mating of The Obama and The Oprah. I assume the mating was allegorical because an actual insemination would open the door for a full blown Godhead.

When I'm strong enough perhaps I'll research it, but for now I prefer to be in denial. I'm pretty sure I have another Highland Gaelic in the fridge.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus