[Born Again Bob]

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Just a fun little corner of the site where we can have a laugh by pretending to be liberals...

There's no bigger advocate of free speech than me -- except when it makes Muslims cry by telling them the truth! Then it's HATE SPEECH like yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theater! Muslims are simply such pure and Heavenly creatures that we can't be surprised that the smallest imprecation turns them into -- through no fault of their own -- unstoppable killing machines.

100% OUR FAULT. But otherwise, go free speech within responsible limits!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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There's no bigger advocate of free speech than me -- except when it makes Muslims cry by telling them the truth! Then it's HATE SPEECH like yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theater! Muslims are simply such pure and Heavenly creatures that we can't be surprised that the smallest imprecation turns them into -- through no fault of their own -- unstoppable killing machines.

100% OUR FAULT. But otherwise, go free speech within responsible limits!

Of course it's our fault. We haven't given them enough welfare and special privileges.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I was very much impressed by a green, organic, carbon-neutral website run by an anarcho-syndicalist LGBT collective based in a Millionaire’s empty mansion that they have requisitioned. The site is offering holistic, crystal therapy to pets of ethnic minorities with gender confusion issues – all proceeds go to aiding injured Hamas soldiers. I have donated $1000.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I just bought a chainsaw so I can abort all women in town because I hate Jesus. After painting myself black and raping them of course.

I also bought a flame thrower so I can pretend people not owning a Prius are bad for causing global warming.

And I paid for all this with money I got from handouts of course. Now please excuse me while I go enjoy some well deserved Obama care. I hear abortion pills are free today.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I convinced Widow Helen to get pregnant so she could have an abortion under ObamaCare!

We've been praying and praying that she'll get pregnant; it'd be a miracle, just like when Sarah got pregnant at 90! Just imagine how meaningful that abortion would be!

She's been coming along with me on my truck stop ministry to find a suitable father for her aborted fetus, which she plans to make into mincemeat muffins.

[James Hutchins]

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I am not going to spend my life praying.

[Little Donkey]

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This is fun. Let me try!

As part of our local community outreach, I'll be handing out flyers to underprivileged Hispanic voters with the wrong date in Spanish and the right date in English. Twice!

Ha ha, did I do that right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm going to reject Jesus and betray my race, joining the slants who worship buddha instead of Christ. Exotic, foreign religions are so cool!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I'm going to reject Jesus and betray my race, joining the slants who worship buddha instead of Christ. Exotic, foreign religions are so cool!

I'm looking into the blissed out hippie Jesus cults, they seem more tolerant and less harsh than having to deal with strict Biblical interpretations.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The fact that womyn can have abortions just goes to show you that Goddess likes womyn better. I'd have a sex change, but according to the radfem blogs, that's just a way to persecute lesbians.