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  • Palmer C. Eldrich
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    Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
     
    • Mar 2008
    • 349
    #16
    Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

    There had better be some good money in these banner ads for the LBC to be pimping itself out in that way.
    Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339
        #17
        Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

        Originally posted by Palmer C. Eldrich View Post
        There had better be some good money in these banner ads for the LBC to be pimping itself out in that way.
        Why is it coming up to the time of year to replace the Pastors Escalades, or does the Golf course need reseeding?
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          • Professor Tyeisha X
            WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
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            • Jun 2009
            • 293
            #18
            Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

            Originally posted by Wash O'Hanley View Post
            I sure hope the Mix in Mixerman has nothing to do with Race-mixing.
            I actually agree with you for once, Wash.

            It would be deplorable for our superior race to dilute our wonderful genes with your pasty rat kind.
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            Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748
                #19
                Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

                You really are just a dirty little racist, aren't you?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #20
                    Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

                    I asked one of the nigra mammies who cook for me, and she said it's a book about using a mixer for recipes. She wants me to oder her one, but I don't think she can read, so...
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Mixerman
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 6
                        #21
                        Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

                        Jesus Christ. Ahem. Is this all you guys got?

                        Since I'm the reason this place currently exists as it does, you'd think I'd get a little respect (which is code for discussion), know what I mean?

                        Enjoy,

                        Mixerman

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556
                            #22
                            Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

                            Originally posted by Mixerman View Post
                            Jesus Christ. Ahem. Is this all you guys got?

                            Since I'm the reason this place currently exists as it does, you'd think I'd get a little respect (which is code for discussion), know what I mean?

                            Enjoy,

                            Mixerman
                            Friend; We deeply appreciate your patronage, but it is a gross overstatemnt to say that you are the reason we currently exist. That kind of comment can be easily misconstrued, and we don't want any hurt feelings, now do we.

                            Jesus is the only reason we're here. And don't you forget it, hippie!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449
                                #23
                                Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

                                Amen Pastor. I think he has been smoking a "fattie" again. Oh well, you now my opinion of this... um ... person, so I'll refrain from further comments.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                  • Talitha
                                    Deaconess
                                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Apr 2026
                                    • 15118
                                    #24
                                    Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

                                    I've just downloaded the latest Sin-blocker update for my JesOS Operating system and Praise Jesus I'm back to seeing adverts for Leather bound, personally signed by Jesus, King James Bibles again.


                                    That Mixerman advert kept making my computer reboot.

                                    Sister Talitha

                                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                      • SayvedByTheLord
                                        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2007
                                        • 3151
                                        #25
                                        Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

                                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                        I've just downloaded the latest Sin-blocker update for my JesOS Operating system and Praise Jesus I'm back to seeing adverts for Leather bound, personally signed by Jesus, King James Bibles again.
                                        Sister I must confess when I first read the words "leather bound", sinful thoughts entered my head.

                                        I am retiring to my prayer closet now

                                        As for Mixerman, put a sock it it


                                        Leviticus 26:27-29

                                        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                                        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                                        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                                          • Talitha
                                            Deaconess
                                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Apr 2026
                                            • 15118
                                            #26
                                            Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

                                            Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                                            Sister I must confess when I first read the words "leather bound", sinful thoughts entered my head.

                                            I am retiring to my prayer closet now

                                            As for Mixerman, put a sock it it
                                            Most items in my Prayer Closet are Leather Bound.
                                            Ask Pastor BJ

                                            Sister Talitha

                                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                                              • Wide-Open
                                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Nov 2007
                                                • 18449
                                                #27
                                                Re: Complaint: the new Mixerman banner ad!

                                                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                                I've just downloaded the latest Sin-blocker update for my JesOS Operating system and Praise Jesus I'm back to seeing adverts for Leather bound, personally signed by Jesus, King James Bibles again.
                                                Sister! I just got a phone call from Hymie, and, um, long story short, you'll have to uninstall it. The JesOS team has been alerted, and they are reversing the update as we speak. Don't ask. Their latest Prayer Service Pack(TM) will be available tomorrow morning.

                                                That Mixerman advert kept making my computer reboot.
                                                It didn't on my PC, but I personally keep rebooting my PC in horror anyway.
                                                Psalm 81:10:
                                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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