Question about hell

[Bwack Lizard]

When am I going to hell?

[virginWhore]

Re: Question about hell

isn't the question, "when am I getting out?"


vw

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Question about hell

When am I going to hell?

I don't know. It depends on if Jesus kills you before the End Times are fully underway or not. You will not be part of the First Resurrection, that's for sure. You're looking at a good thousand years or so from now before you have to worry about Hell.

Revelation 20


1And I saw an angel come down from heaven, having the key of the bottomless pit and a great chain in his hand.
2And he laid hold on the dragon, that old serpent, which is the Devil, and Satan, and bound him a thousand years,
3And cast him into the bottomless pit, and shut him up, and set a seal upon him, that he should deceive the nations no more, till the thousand years should be fulfilled: and after that he must be loosed a little season.
4And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.
5But the rest of the dead lived not again until the thousand years were finished. This is the first resurrection.
6Blessed and holy is he that hath part in the first resurrection: on such the second death hath no power, but they shall be priests of God and of Christ, and shall reign with him a thousand years.
7And when the thousand years are expired, Satan shall be loosed out of his prison,
8And shall go out to deceive the nations which are in the four quarters of the earth, Gog, and Magog, to gather them together to battle: the number of whom is as the sand of the sea.
9And they went up on the breadth of the earth, and compassed the camp of the saints about, and the beloved city: and fire came down from God out of heaven, and devoured them.
10And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.
11And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.
12And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
13And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
14And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. 15And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Question about hell

When am I going to hell?

Hopefully soon

[Appelfap.]

Re: Question about hell

When you die

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Question about hell

Hehe.. ok.

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Question about hell

It will be intresting to see how it is down there...

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Question about hell

It will be intresting to see how it is down there...

Say hello to Lincoln, Kennedy, Mother Theresa, Nixon, Jim Morrison, and Walt Disney when you get there. Tell em we said, "Burn!!"

[Brother Love]

Re: Question about hell

Well LIZ-hard you will be going to HELL at the very moment you DIE! Why? Because you are UNSAVED TRASH that's why! Now you have the opportunity right NOW to TURN OR BURN and accept Jesus Christ as your LORD and SAVIOR. But I doubt you're going to do that since I see you want to be a GOTH WIZARD LIZARD. In other words, you want to go to HELL and SO BE IT, friend!

Let me tell you what you have to look forward to down there in the BURNING PIT. You'll find yourself burning in ETERNAL FLAMES. At times you'll find yourself between the greased up homersexual loins of SATAN himself! And at other times you'll be repeatedly SODOMIZED by the DEVIL'S horny DEMONS over and over until you scream out in AGONY! That will be YOU ETERNITY but perhaps the WORST THING ABOUT HELL that YOU will discover is your ETERNAL SEPARATION from the LORD JESUS CHRIST!

Now this IS what you have to look forwards too Lizard, SNAKE, DEMON BOY/Girl/Homer/whatever you are! OH you're going to be a goth wizard alrighty just as soon as the DEVIL drags your unsaved HEATHEN rear end right down into the bowels of HELL. Can you hardly wait, friend? Personally, I will be OVERJOYED when I see all UNSAVED TRASH burning in HELL and it can't come none to soon!

PRAISE THE LORD! JESUS IS LOVE!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Question about hell

I don't know. It depends on if Jesus kills you before the End Times are fully underway or not. You will not be part of the First Resurrection, that's for sure. You're looking at a good thousand years or so from now before you have to worry about Hell.

Revelation 20

Well said, Sister M&Ms!

However, let's not forget that to him, that thousand years will be as an instant.

You see, Bwack, when you die, you're dead. You rot in the ground (or get all burned up in a crematorium) until the Resurrections. While you're dead, you have no consciousness.

So, while it may be a thousand years before Jesus reconstitutes your corpse (instant human, just add Holy Spirit) for final judgment and the beginning of your eternal torment in the lake of fire, to you it will seem as though you had just died.

Wouldn't you rather go to Heaven?

[maverickxeo]

Re: Question about hell

Say hello to Lincoln, Kennedy, Mother Theresa, Nixon, Jim Morrison, and Walt Disney when you get there. Tell em we said, "Burn!!"

Actually, if they are down there, it doesn't sound bad.

[Appelfap.]

Re: Question about hell

You mean their burning bodies?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Actually, if they are down there, it doesn't sound bad.

It doesn't sound bad? What sounds are you listening to? I bet you imagine tha eternal damnation is like some heavy metal rock music video, with colored smoke and shiny sparks, men in tight leather pants and hot girls who have never shaved their armpits or legs in their lives bouncing and giggling all around. Is that what you think?

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape your anus repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

[Bwack Lizard]

Re: Question about hell

I don't believe you. But we'll see.

[maverickxeo]

Re: Question about hell

It doesn't sound bad? What sounds are you listening to? I bet you imagine tha eternal damnation is like some heavy metal rock music video, with colored smoke and shiny sparks, men in tight leather pants and hot girls who have never shaved their armpits or legs in their lives bouncing and giggling all around. Is that what you think?

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape your anus repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact a Pastor at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.
Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.
Praise Jesus!

I can deal with that.