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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #16
    Re: Question about hell

    Originally posted by Bwack Lizard View Post
    I don't believe you. But we'll see.
    You don't believe in Hell, or you don't believe that you'll go there after death?

    Are you hoping to get there sooner?

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #17
      Re: Question about hell

      Like I always say, if hell and heaven existed and heaven was full of xtians, I wouldn't just be happy to go to hell, I'd be running there.
      Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-19-2007, 11:05 PM.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • maverickxeo
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jan 2007
        • 261

        #18
        Re: Question about hell

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Like I always say, if hell and heaven existed and heaven was full of xtians, I wouldn't just be happy to go to hell, I'd be running there.
        Especially if it is full of Baptists.

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #19
          Re: Question about hell

          Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
          Especially if it is full of Baptists.
          Especially if it were these guys.
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729

            #20
            Re: Question about hell

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Especially if it were these guys.
            Yes, yes, you loathe us so deeply, yet you're here every day posting and fantasizing about fuzzy spiders.

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            • Rachael Van Helsing
              HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
              • Sep 2006
              • 5131

              #21
              Re: Question about hell

              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
              Yes, yes, you loathe us so deeply, yet you're here every day posting and fantasizing about fuzzy spiders.
              Well, your funny and outdated ideas are quite amusing, as are all of you.
              *And the only thing I fantasize about spiders is with a can of raid. Spraying them with. The Raid.
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • maverickxeo
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2007
                • 261

                #22
                Re: Question about hell

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Well, your funny and outdated ideas are quite amusing, as are all of you.
                *And the only thing I fantasize about spiders is with a can of raid. Spraying them with. The Raid.
                Same reason I am here.

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #23
                  Re: Question about hell

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Well, your funny and outdated ideas are quite amusing, as are all of you.
                  *And the only thing I fantasize about spiders is with a can of raid. Spraying them with. The Raid.
                  Admitting that you fantasize about furry little spiders is the first step to recovery, Rachael!

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                  • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1439

                    #24
                    Re: Question about hell

                    Spiders are cute aren't they Van Hellsinger?

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                    Have a nice evening...
                    "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                    (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                    • WickedWitch
                      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                      CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1366

                      #25
                      Re: Question about hell

                      Reverend Davidson! I'm surprised at you! That was completely uncalled for and terribly cruel of you; poor Rachael will be having nightmares for nights now because of that!

                      Rachael, you just nevermind the Reverend Poopie-Head and his spiders (cute as they are) and you just eat the munchies I gave you. *Pets Rachael's head*
                      Last edited by WickedWitch; 02-20-2007, 05:01 AM.
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                      • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1439

                        #26
                        Re: Question about hell

                        Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                        Reverend Davidson! I'm surprised at you! That was completely uncalled for and terribly cruel of you; poor Rachael will be having nightmares for nights now because of that!

                        Rachael, you just nevermind the Reverend Poopie-Head and his spiders (cute as they are) and you just eat the munchies I gave you. *Pets Rachael's head*
                        To defeat your fears, you must confront them. The ony fear a True Christian has, is a healthy fear of God. She wouldn't be rubbing up against you right now if she had accepted Jesus into her heart.
                        "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                        (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #27
                          Re: Question about hell

                          AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was uncalled for, do you hear me, Rev DeeDee???!!! Utterly uncalled for!!!!!
                          Why do you horrible people insist on posting those ghastly pictures???? Why, why, why?????
                          Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-20-2007, 05:15 AM.
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1439

                            #28
                            Re: Question about hell

                            To bring you closer to Jesus and his many wonders Mrs Van Helsinkie.
                            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                            • WickedWitch
                              Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                              CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1366

                              #29
                              Re: Question about hell

                              Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
                              To defeat your fears, you must confront them. I agree, but not like that! You have to face those kinds of things slowly and on your own terms. Do you really think throwing spiders in someone's face will help them get over their fear? Because I think it'll traumatize them and make the fear worse. The ony fear a True Christian has, is a healthy fear of God. She wouldn't be rubbing up against you right now if she had accepted Jesus into her heart.
                              No, she wouldn't be doing it if you hadn't scared her by posting those pictures, you meanie-face!
                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              That was uncalled for, do you hear me, Rev DeeDee???!!! Utterly uncalled for!!!!!
                              Why do you horrible people insist on posting those ghastly pictures???? Why, why, why?????
                              Simple answer: Because they're mean.
                              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                              • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1439

                                #30
                                Re: Question about hell

                                Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                                No, she wouldn't be doing it if you hadn't scared her by posting those pictures, you meanie-face!

                                Simple answer: Because they're mean.
                                Last time someone called me meanie-face, I spanked their bottom. Is that what you're looking for here? I'm sure there are other Pastors and TC's that would jump at the chance to put you in your proper place.
                                "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                                (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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