[OnYourKnees]

Re: Question about hell

I don't believe you. But we'll see.

You don't believe in Hell, or you don't believe that you'll go there after death?

Are you hoping to get there sooner?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Question about hell

Like I always say, if hell and heaven existed and heaven was full of xtians, I wouldn't just be happy to go to hell, I'd be running there.

[maverickxeo]

Re: Question about hell

Like I always say, if hell and heaven existed and heaven was full of xtians, I wouldn't just be happy to go to hell, I'd be running there.

Especially if it is full of Baptists.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Question about hell

Especially if it is full of Baptists.

Especially if it were these guys.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Question about hell

Especially if it were these guys.

Yes, yes, you loathe us so deeply, yet you're here every day posting and fantasizing about fuzzy spiders.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Question about hell

Yes, yes, you loathe us so deeply, yet you're here every day posting and fantasizing about fuzzy spiders.

Well, your funny and outdated ideas are quite amusing, as are all of you.
*And the only thing I fantasize about spiders is with a can of raid. Spraying them with. The Raid.

[maverickxeo]

Re: Question about hell

Well, your funny and outdated ideas are quite amusing, as are all of you.
*And the only thing I fantasize about spiders is with a can of raid. Spraying them with. The Raid.

Same reason I am here.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Question about hell

Well, your funny and outdated ideas are quite amusing, as are all of you.
*And the only thing I fantasize about spiders is with a can of raid. Spraying them with. The Raid.

Admitting that you fantasize about furry little spiders is the first step to recovery, Rachael!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Question about hell

Spiders are cute aren't they Van Hellsinger?




Let's look at another happy spider face...




Have a nice evening...

[WickedWitch]

Re: Question about hell

Reverend Davidson! I'm surprised at you! That was completely uncalled for and terribly cruel of you; poor Rachael will be having nightmares for nights now because of that!

Rachael, you just nevermind the Reverend Poopie-Head and his spiders (cute as they are) and you just eat the munchies I gave you. *Pets Rachael's head*

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Question about hell

Reverend Davidson! I'm surprised at you! That was completely uncalled for and terribly cruel of you; poor Rachael will be having nightmares for nights now because of that!

Rachael, you just nevermind the Reverend Poopie-Head and his spiders (cute as they are) and you just eat the munchies I gave you. *Pets Rachael's head*

To defeat your fears, you must confront them. The ony fear a True Christian has, is a healthy fear of God. She wouldn't be rubbing up against you right now if she had accepted Jesus into her heart.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Question about hell

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was uncalled for, do you hear me, Rev DeeDee???!!! Utterly uncalled for!!!!!
Why do you horrible people insist on posting those ghastly pictures???? Why, why, why?????

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Question about hell

To bring you closer to Jesus and his many wonders Mrs Van Helsinkie.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Question about hell

To defeat your fears, you must confront them. I agree, but not like that! You have to face those kinds of things slowly and on your own terms. Do you really think throwing spiders in someone's face will help them get over their fear? Because I think it'll traumatize them and make the fear worse. The ony fear a True Christian has, is a healthy fear of God. She wouldn't be rubbing up against you right now if she had accepted Jesus into her heart.

No, she wouldn't be doing it if you hadn't scared her by posting those pictures, you meanie-face!

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was uncalled for, do you hear me, Rev DeeDee???!!! Utterly uncalled for!!!!!
Why do you horrible people insist on posting those ghastly pictures???? Why, why, why?????

Simple answer: Because they're mean.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Question about hell

No, she wouldn't be doing it if you hadn't scared her by posting those pictures, you meanie-face!

Simple answer: Because they're mean.

Last time someone called me meanie-face, I spanked their bottom. Is that what you're looking for here? I'm sure there are other Pastors and TC's that would jump at the chance to put you in your proper place.