Once lezbean, always a lezbean

[James Hutchins]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

I have a question for all the pastors and true bible scholars that abound here.

As we now know, Cher's lezbeanian daughter is now going to become a man. If she continues with her love of women, but now as a "man", is she now free of being a lesbian?

I know she is still scum, and will burn eternally, but just thought that was a interesting point.

She was born a woman, she remains one. Turning herself inside out and make sure topographical changes are done does not change the fact she was born a wacked out female.
No matter what she does, she'll be a fruitcake. She needs to do that summer camp in China, what do they call it, "Youth in Asia"? That will fix right up.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

I have a question for all the pastors and true bible scholars that abound here.

As we now know, Cher's lezbeanian daughter is now going to become a man. If she continues with her love of women, but now as a "man", is she now free of being a lesbian?

I know she is still scum, and will burn eternally, but just thought that was a interesting point.

This is a very uncharitable and unchristian view of this poor lost soul.

First of all it runs in her family.

Her mother is a has-been and now the daughter is a Lezbean who shares the same father as the lead singer in U2... how can we expect her to be normal with all of that baggage?

Even in her confused state there is room for her in the House of The Lord® as she is a child of Christ after all. She could join a specialised Catholic cloister of similar suffering Nuns (The Lesuits would be a good fit) and dedicate her life to the service of Christ through his Church, The Holy Roman Church.

To fail in giving her a chance to find Jesus is to fail Jesus in his desires for us to be forgiving, meek and accepting of others.



Bless you, my light in the loafers lothario,
Father Mo



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[Nobar King]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

I understand your confusion, brother Warrior. I suspect that if it's so easy for her to change once, that it won't be much harder to switch back. You just need to find the right doctor and pay him enough money.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

God creates you male or female and that's it - there is no change - everyone hates "change" (which is why only retards voted for Obama).

If you start changing things, you are, in fact saying "God, you retard, you've piffled-up!" (Jesus forgive me) Obviously this is the worst thing you can do, so, yes, she will still lie paralyzed and burning in an ocean of boiling brimstone for eternity as Satan's deformed minions do to her what she most fears.

[lord warrior]

I have a question for all the pastors and true bible scholars that abound here.

As we now know, Cher's lezbeanian daughter is now going to become a man. If she continues with her love of women, but now as a "man", is she now free of being a lesbian?

I know she is still scum, and will burn eternally, but just thought that was a interesting point.