Once lezbean, always a lezbean

[lord warrior]

I have a question for all the pastors and true bible scholars that abound here.

As we now know, Cher's lezbeanian daughter is now going to become a man. If she continues with her love of women, but now as a "man", is she now free of being a lesbian?

I know she is still scum, and will burn eternally, but just thought that was a interesting point.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

God creates you male or female and that's it - there is no change - everyone hates "change" (which is why only retards voted for Obama).

If you start changing things, you are, in fact saying "God, you retard, you've piffled-up!" (Jesus forgive me) Obviously this is the worst thing you can do, so, yes, she will still lie paralyzed and burning in an ocean of boiling brimstone for eternity as Satan's deformed minions do to her what she most fears.

[Nobar King]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

I understand your confusion, brother Warrior. I suspect that if it's so easy for her to change once, that it won't be much harder to switch back. You just need to find the right doctor and pay him enough money.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

I have a question for all the pastors and true bible scholars that abound here.

As we now know, Cher's lezbeanian daughter is now going to become a man. If she continues with her love of women, but now as a "man", is she now free of being a lesbian?

I know she is still scum, and will burn eternally, but just thought that was a interesting point.

This is a very uncharitable and unchristian view of this poor lost soul.

First of all it runs in her family.

Her mother is a has-been and now the daughter is a Lezbean who shares the same father as the lead singer in U2... how can we expect her to be normal with all of that baggage?

Even in her confused state there is room for her in the House of The Lord® as she is a child of Christ after all. She could join a specialised Catholic cloister of similar suffering Nuns (The Lesuits would be a good fit) and dedicate her life to the service of Christ through his Church, The Holy Roman Church.

To fail in giving her a chance to find Jesus is to fail Jesus in his desires for us to be forgiving, meek and accepting of others.



Bless you, my light in the loafers lothario,
Father Mo



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[James Hutchins]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

I have a question for all the pastors and true bible scholars that abound here.

As we now know, Cher's lezbeanian daughter is now going to become a man. If she continues with her love of women, but now as a "man", is she now free of being a lesbian?

I know she is still scum, and will burn eternally, but just thought that was a interesting point.

She was born a woman, she remains one. Turning herself inside out and make sure topographical changes are done does not change the fact she was born a wacked out female.
No matter what she does, she'll be a fruitcake. She needs to do that summer camp in China, what do they call it, "Youth in Asia"? That will fix right up.

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

No. A transsexual man, like Chaz, can't be a lesbian.

However, I have known a few transsexual men who are in fact gay men.

Truth is, he isn't a girl and you have to be a girl to be a lesbian.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

No. A transsexual man, like Chaz, can't be a lesbian.

However, I have known a few transsexual men who are in fact gay men.

Truth is, he isn't a girl and you have to be a girl to be a lesbian.

'It' is neither. 'It' is a egregious abomination.

[lord warrior]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

No. A transsexual man, like Chaz, can't be a lesbian.

However, I have known a few transsexual men who are in fact gay men.

Truth is, he isn't a girl and you have to be a girl to be a lesbian.

Hence the theological question. Is getting a sex change operation a righteous cure for being homo or lezbean?
Is she now on the track of righteousness by NOT being gay, for she IS marring her female partner?
Or will the fact that she changed god's work by getting a sex change in the first place cancel out any gains by becoming strait?


Sorry, the this old boy is just getting a headache thinking about it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

The only cure is for the Homer to repent or surgical removal between the shoulders and the chin.

[Waffle]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

Hey, God doesn't like bigots. Homosexuality is a sin, but Jesus has the power do forgive everyone, doesn't he?

By the way, you're all sinners, too.

[Waffle]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

My bad, I shouldn't have said that God doesn't like bigots, because I'm not God, and I don't have that authority. I should've said that God tell us to love one another, which I would say means he doesn't like bigotry.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

[...]God tell us to love one another,

Where's He say that?

which I would say means he doesn't like bigotry.

Bigotry isn't mentioned in the Bible: however, there are whole swathes of people whom God tells us are condemned and generally unworthy for whatever reason - that is not bigotry.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

It's not bigotry if we judge righteous judgment, as God commands us to do (John 7:24).

[John Magee]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

This "thing" surely cannot even be considered a lesbian? It must be something lower than that. It is an abomination. Cher had a daughter. Now she has nothing because it can no longer be classified. It has ceased to exist in my eyes.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Once lezbean, always a lezbean

Actually, she is twice damned over! First she lives 40 years of sin by engaging in rampant lesbian acts that would make even Ellen Degeneres shudder in horror, then she decides to mock God's design of her by changing into a man? No doubt Satan is going to have a special grotto in Hell for this beastly creature!