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Re: Landover Pastors Invited: Pebble Beach Golf Tournament!
Well Mad, I'm not so sure you're right about that. I've been playing golf at Pebble Beach for over 30 years now, and I've never heard of no "underground Aztec cult that abducts golfers". I assure everyone, that this is a very safe place. Why, the population of Pebble Beach is nearly 92% White!*
Oh and we don't need to worry about Professor Malcolm X and her troublemakers. We've already hired the top security team in the world: Blackwater! Even as we speak, they have operatives in Pebble Beach right now scoping out for spies, enemies, and undesirables. If Professor tries to get to close to us, she'll just be anothermurder shooting in self defense by the vigilant Blackwater company! 
* 91.4% of the population being White, 5.3% Asian, 2.3% Hispanic or Latino and 0.4% African American.
Well Mad, I'm not so sure you're right about that. I've been playing golf at Pebble Beach for over 30 years now, and I've never heard of no "underground Aztec cult that abducts golfers". I assure everyone, that this is a very safe place. Why, the population of Pebble Beach is nearly 92% White!*
Oh and we don't need to worry about Professor Malcolm X and her troublemakers. We've already hired the top security team in the world: Blackwater! Even as we speak, they have operatives in Pebble Beach right now scoping out for spies, enemies, and undesirables. If Professor tries to get to close to us, she'll just be another
* 91.4% of the population being White, 5.3% Asian, 2.3% Hispanic or Latino and 0.4% African American.
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