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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
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    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #31
    Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

    My dear Sister BTB, are you all right?

    Did Zeke rub your wrists for you until they felt better?

    I can't believe those horrible police didn't arrest that screaming demon-child and take it immediately for exorcism. You should have Pastor Zeke talk to the Chief of Police about these men. (I bet they're into the voodoo, so wanted to protect the monster and worship it later!)
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    • wagesofsin
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      • Jun 2009
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      #32
      Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

      Why are you forced to have a Jew lawyer? Have the Zionists forbidden people of the true faith from defending the innocent and the righteous, so all the tax money from the office of the public defender can go to buy new yarmulkes and birth control for their whore Jewish daughters?

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      • JennyD
        Honorary True Christian™
        Sweet Placid Sister
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 9567

        #33
        Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

        Originally posted by wagesofsin View Post
        Why are you forced to have a Jew lawyer? Have the Zionists forbidden people of the true faith from defending the innocent and the righteous, so all the tax money from the office of the public defender can go to buy new yarmulkes and birth control for their whore Jewish daughters?
        What makes you think she's forced to have a Jew lawyer?

        She wants a GOOD lawyer, and theirs are amongst the best.

        Only trouble is, they forgot there's an extra section to the Law that really matters. The New Testament.
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        • lord warrior
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2007
          • 406

          #34
          Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

          A good lawyer has no scruples,values and only cares about the money. That's why the joos are so good at it. In this hour, Miss BTB needs the best. So does it matter if he's a joo? Do you not use illegals to mow your lawn? For they work at below minimum wage, thus enlarging you tithe to LBC. Just the natural order of things.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #35
            Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

            Good news Brothers and Sisters! It seems the family pressing the charges has dropped them! We were to go to court in early September. I don't know if it has anything to do with Bobby-Joe and his boys paying the little girl a visit or not. All I know is JESUS works in mysterious ways and it's always in my favor!

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
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              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #36
              Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Good news Brothers and Sisters! It seems the family pressing the charges has dropped them! We were to go to court in early September. I don't know if it has anything to do with Bobby-Joe and his boys paying the little girl a visit or not. All I know is JESUS works in mysterious ways and it's always in my favor!

              SHOUT GLORY!!!!!
              Praise Jesus !

              He obviously was able to convince them through his threat of kneecapping the Gentle Guidance© provided by Bobby-Joe that they were going down a path of sin. They were hell bound and Jesus came into thier hearts and convinced them to return to the True Path®.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Jenni111
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                • Aug 2009
                • 323

                #37
                Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                Good news Brothers and Sisters! It seems the family pressing the charges has dropped them! We were to go to court in early September. I don't know if it has anything to do with Bobby-Joe and his boys paying the little girl a visit or not. All I know is JESUS works in mysterious ways and it's always in my favor!

                SHOUT GLORY!!!!!

                You should have told the girls parents to shut her up and asked why the girl was screaming. Maybe her parents told her she was going to be disowned or maybe they would not buy her a certain something.

                You see screaming kids everywhere, it's the parents who deserve the blame for not dishing out enough discipline. It does not mean that they're demon possessed, just spoiled.

                I don't really see how you didn't know you would be arrested for smacking a girl on the head. The law classifies that as "assault", whether you had good intentions or not.

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                • David Goldman
                  (not a Jew)
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 700

                  #38
                  Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

                  Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post
                  The law classifies that as "assault", whether you had good intentions or not.

                  Jennni, I think the verse you are looking for is Matthew 7:6 --

                  "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you."

                  I do applaud BTB's attempt to save the heathen child though, and I would have tried to do the same where I in her place. Some of us just have a soft spot in our hearts for the little ones, even at personal risk to ourselves.

                  I am glad too that the LORD saw fight to remove the trial from you BTB! Some good deeds DO go unpunished it seems
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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
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                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #39
                    Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

                    Originally posted by Jenni111 View Post

                    You see screaming kids everywhere
                    I do, and I always assume they are demonized and I always smack them!. I have smacked more kids with my over-sized KJB1611 Bible than you can shake a fist at. This was the first time a parent has ever called the cops.

                    Oh ........ well..... except this one time I smacked the demons out of a small child sitting in the front of a shopping basket at the Walmart. A woman started yelling at me and tried to hit me with her purse! I noticed that she was speaking Messicant so I grabbed my cell phone out of my purse and pretended to call Immigrations. She grabbed all 6 or 7 of her filthy Messicants kids and high tailed it out of there. It was kind of a waste of my energy anyway being they are Hellbound catlicks and all.
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                    • Oakland "Reb" Griner
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                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 2241

                      #40
                      Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

                      A minor caution in approaching OPK*s:

                      This was a child unknown to you, and of foreign extraction.

                      The possibility of communicable disease, parasites and/or fungal spoor is significant. I would not want you risking your life for a waif undoubtedly doomed in any regard to perdition.





                      * Other Peoples Kids



                      Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                      • melgibsonrox
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 2

                        #41
                        Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

                        I completely understand your predicament. Why, just the other day I was at wal mart when I saw a child screaming a few feet away. Unfortunately, I didn't have a bible handy, so I used my trusty night stick to give the baby a good beating. Soon blood started pouring out of his ears (which I assume was the demon exiting the baby's body), so I decided my work was done, and fled quickly before the parents could cll the cops.

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #42
                          Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

                          Originally posted by melgibsonrox1242 View Post
                          I completely understand your predicament. Why, just the other day I was at wal mart when I saw a child screaming a few feet away. Unfortunately, I didn't have a bible handy, so I used my trusty night stick to give the baby a good beating. Soon blood started pouring out of his ears (which I assume was the demon exiting the baby's body), so I decided my work was done, and fled quickly before the parents could cll the cops.
                          What is your problem? Are you some sadistic freak who gets his jollies by putting babies into critical care condition?

                          Do you realize that God hates you? Not just your sin, but you yourself?

                          Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence His soul hateth.

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                          • melgibsonrox
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
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                            • Aug 2009
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                            #43
                            Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

                            Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                            What is your problem? Are you some sadistic freak who gets his jollies by putting babies into critical care condition?

                            Do you realize that God hates you? Not just your sin, but you yourself?

                            Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence His soul hateth.
                            I'm terribly sorry, Reverend. I might have gotten carried away, but the child was possessed and I had to do something about it. From now on I will carry a bible so that I don't have to use my nightstick. And I'm sure the baby wasn't in critical care condition, just some minor head trauma, it should recover quickly, and maybe next time it will think twice before embarrasing its parents, and Jesus in public like that again. Once again, I'm very sorry. I will be praying to Jesus for forgiveness tonight.

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                            • holydefender
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                              • Aug 2009
                              • 1

                              #44
                              Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

                              NONSENSE! that "child" was posessed, as most children are, and melgibsonrocks1242 had ALL the right to beat the demon out of that child! What are you supposed to do if you dont have your bible handy? You BEAT the demon out like any sensible christian man would do! In fact, a week ago when I was at my lakehouse, the neighbor boy started to wail and compulse on the road, i couldnt find my bible, as i found my wife masturbating to it later on, so i took my willow cane and beat the demon untill it let go of it's hold on the child.

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
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                                • Jun 2009
                                • 8622

                                #45
                                Re: The END is NEAR! I was Persecuted Today by Being ARRESTED!

                                Holydefender, were you there? If you had any experience with exorcisms (and I highly doubt that you do) you would know there are other methods than violence for driving demons out. I myself pretty much need to put my hand on the child's forehead and bellow out: "BY THE POWER OF JESUS, I COMMAND YOU FOUL DEMONS TO GET THEE HENCE! IN THE NAME OF JESUS! PRAISE GOD!"

                                That's a nice little fictional story you got going there too. Why don't you head on over to the Introduction Forum and make a post telling us who you really are.

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