[SUV]

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Aw, how sweet: He's smiling, just like the pigs do in the ads for barbeque eateries in Tennessee!

[Glendora Christianson]

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The pig-on-a-stick looks simply glorious, Pastor Ezekeil. Your nigras do a superb job.

I must ask if you procured your nigras from Brother Worthington. The reason I ask is that I caught my nigras cooking breakfast (with toast-on-a-stick) on the wooded portion of my estate last summer. This was just after I had bought a six-month supply of hominy grits to feed them. Its not like I don't treat them to some KFC every Sunday and I do allow them a small patch to raise watermelon. This unfortunate event cost me money, as I had to reimburse the local Safeway for the cost of the shopping cart that they stole.

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I am concerned that you had to reimburse that (Union Friendly) store called Safeway . . . of course, if it had been Godly Wal-Mart . . . but "Rapeway's" prices are so high, they should throw in the cart with every purchase. What do those employees do with health insurance anyway?

[virginWhore]

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12And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

Of course, you must understand twink, that the use of the dung is as fuel for the baking fire.

Think "hicory-smoked".

same sort of thing.

If your diet is pure, the scent of your burning dung is pure, too. If your diet is impure, your dung smells like it.

vw

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I don't know what they eat, but a mixture of the dung of Pastors Pistle and Enobarbarus makes for a truly delicious and aromatic bread.

[SUV]

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I don't know what they eat, but a mixture of the dung of Pastors Pistle and Enobarbarus makes for a truly delicious and aromatic bread.

Could Metamucil be the secret ingredient?

[OnYourKnees]

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I don't know what they eat, but a mixture of the dung of Pastors Pistle and Enobarbarus makes for a truly delicious and aromatic bread.

Note to self: Avoid all baked goods at BBQ.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Of course I'll have my nigras set up my famous pig-on-a-stick feast for all to sample. Praise Jesus there is nothing like a succulent, juicy roast pig to bring up all my love for God. GLORY!

That's MY pig Jimmy Dean that I donated last year for the BBQ. I'm so proud!

But of course I hope there are good ole hambugers and hot dogs! I can never get enough of some fresh, BBQ weiner!



I trust my favorite Pastor will be bringing me a nice, whopping serving of Dicken's Cider ("i'll need a few, as you have been extra busy this week) One before and one after.

Oh, how I LOVE this time of year!


With Lve, Sister Thumper

[Talitha]

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That's MY pig Jimmy Dean that I donated last year for the BBQ. I'm so proud!

But of course I hope there are good ole hambugers and hot dogs! I can never get enough of some fresh, BBQ weiner!



I trust my favorite Pastor will be bringing me a nice, whopping serving of Dicken's Cider ("i'll need a few, as you have been extra busy this week) One before and one after.

Oh, how I LOVE this time of year!


With Lve, Sister Thumper

Praise Him© Sister Thumper.

I think all good True Christian™ Womenfolk like us should have a Dickens Cider for The Lord®.


I've ordered a LARGE supply so we won't run dry

I'm not too sure about the Logo on the side of the Van but I'm sure they can send a plain one.

[SUV]

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Sister Talitha - if you don't bring 'em, I'm going to!

But how are they going to get "brains" from....? You know.

(Homer!s)