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  • #46
    Re: Horrible antiChristian Bumper Stickers....more feces tossed in the face of Baby J

    Originally posted by lilith View Post
    Bike: a non polluting form of transport,handy for keeping fit. Bit of a b*gger when it rains.
    Are we to assume that in your neck of the woods it has a different meaning? Perhaps along the lines of Talitha the bicycle?
    In my "neck of the woods" as you say, being the "Local Bike" referred to a Harlot of little virtue, and before we stoned her to death she was servicing any male that came near her.

    YOU refer to that two wheeled device ridden by Lezbeens dressed in lycra to get a cheap thrill. Personally I always run such vehicles off the road. They have no right being there, pay no Road Tax and get in the way.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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    • #47
      Re: Horrible antiChristian Bumper Stickers....more feces tossed in the face of Baby J

      Ohh, new idea for a bumper sitcker/advertisement:
      'Let the bible warm your house and heart this Xmas. 10 packs available from all major stockists of fireplace kindling!'
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #48
        Re: Horrible antiChristian Bumper Stickers....more feces tossed in the face of Baby J

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Ohh, new idea for a bumper sitcker/advertisement:
        'Let the bible warm your house and heart this Xmas. 10 packs available from all major stockists of fireplace kindling!'
        What sort of gibberish is this? What could a "stockist" possibly be? And "10 packs" of what?

        You are going to get 1,000 shiny new warning points in your stocking(ist) for Christmas this year, you filthy hag. Jesus wants you to speak AMERICAN, His favored language, not some heathen dialect.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #49
          Re: Horrible antiChristian Bumper Stickers....more feces tossed in the face of Baby Jesus

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          That they can't! However, Mrs Von Mewling may be referring to King Hiram of Tyre, who was the king of the Lesbianese people back in the days of King David.
          TEST: Can anyone figure out why the Scripture included above is WRONG?!?!?!?
          I notice that the cackling witches who infest this forum have driven this thread hopelessly off-topic in a futile bid to draw attention away from the act that they have completely and utterly FAILED Al's test.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #50
            Re: Horrible antiChristian Bumper Stickers....more feces tossed in the face of Baby Jesus

            Sine we have failed it so badly, why don't YOU answer it for us ignorant heathens, BT?
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            • #51
              Re: Horrible antiChristian Bumper Stickers....more feces tossed in the face of Baby J

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Sine we have failed it so badly, why don't YOU answer it for us ignorant heathens, BT?
              I will answer it myself. The article I quoted references the STATANIC NIV Bible, not the KJV1611. I cannot believe no one caught it! Be on thy guard, people!
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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