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  • Aquarius
    Unsaved trash, Confessed queer
    • Jun 2009
    • 32

    #1

    I have a question about my account

    i signed in today and my signature has been changed from

    "LBJ took the IRT down to Forward Street USA, when he got there what did he see? the you of America on LSD

    to get things straight
    i'm a hippie, i'm a bisexual, i'm a broadway theatre dork, I live for today, I know God loves me"

    and now it's

    "I commit sodomy but expect god to love me anyway."

    and all I can really say is "yeah i do!"

    and second...isn't God spelled with a capital G? im onto you...

    but seriously my personal account has been violated, but could you answer me this... would any parent want to see their children fight? give peace a chance
    I commit sodomy but expect god to love me anyway.
  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #2
    Re: I have a question about my account

    Originally posted by Aquarius View Post
    i signed in today and my signature has been changed from

    "LBJ took the IRT down to Forward Street USA, when he got there what did he see? the you of America on LSD

    to get things straight
    i'm a hippie, i'm a bisexual, i'm a broadway theatre dork, I live for today, I know God loves me"

    and now it's

    "I commit sodomy but expect god to love me anyway."

    and all I can really say is "yeah i do!"

    and second...isn't God spelled with a capital G? im onto you...

    but seriously my personal account has been violated, but could you answer me this... would any parent want to see their children fight? give peace a chance
    I'd be proud to see my kid on the front line of Iraq!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Aquarius
      Unsaved trash, Confessed queer
      • Jun 2009
      • 32

      #3
      Re: I have a question about my account

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      I'd be proud to see my kid on the front line of Iraq!
      what i mean by fight is with eachother like their brothers and sisters
      I commit sodomy but expect god to love me anyway.

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      • Johnnyboy
        True Christian™ fisherman
        • Jun 2009
        • 801

        #4
        Re: I have a question about my account

        Originally posted by Aquarius View Post
        i signed in today and my signature has been changed from

        "LBJ took the IRT down to Forward Street USA, when he got there what did he see? the you of America on LSD

        to get things straight
        i'm a hippie, i'm a bisexual, i'm a broadway theatre dork, I live for today, I know God loves me"

        and now it's

        "I commit sodomy but expect god to love me anyway."

        and all I can really say is "yeah i do!"

        and second...isn't God spelled with a capital G? im onto you...

        but seriously my personal account has been violated, but could you answer me this... would any parent want to see their children fight? give peace a chance
        Since you're a sodomite, shouldn't you be used to things being violated?

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: I have a question about my account

          You might want to read this welcome message:
          Welcome Visitors to the Landover Forums!
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Aquarius
            Unsaved trash, Confessed queer
            • Jun 2009
            • 32

            #6
            Re: I have a question about my account

            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
            Since you're a sodomite, shouldn't you be used to things being violated?
            well yes, but this was totally unwilling.
            I commit sodomy but expect god to love me anyway.

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            • Aquarius
              Unsaved trash, Confessed queer
              • Jun 2009
              • 32

              #7
              Re: I have a question about my account

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              You might want to read this welcome message:
              Welcome Visitors to the Landover Forums!
              "Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

              None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Pistle and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

              The FAQ contains the full draft of your legal rights, but the above is the gist of it.

              Thank you."

              gee this sounds quite familiar, almost like a god, we are suppose to be at the mercy at these people in order to go on living on these board, like a god. but that can't be so for it is worshiping an idol wish i certainly not the case since these are such holy leaders. But still peace and love be with you
              I commit sodomy but expect god to love me anyway.

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              • Johnnyboy
                True Christian™ fisherman
                • Jun 2009
                • 801

                #8
                Re: I have a question about my account

                Originally posted by Aquarius View Post
                well yes, but this was totally unwilling.
                You are a Godless, heathen, homo on a Christian forum. You are not a paying customer. In short, you have no rights here. Its neither fair nor unfair. Its just a simple fact of life on this forum. Therefore, stop complaining.

                Thanks,

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                • Aquarius
                  Unsaved trash, Confessed queer
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 32

                  #9
                  Re: I have a question about my account

                  Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                  You are a Godless, heathen, homo on a Christian forum. You are not a paying customer. In short, you have no rights here. Its neither fair nor unfair. Its just a simple fact of life on this forum. Therefore, stop complaining.

                  Thanks,
                  im not actually a sodomist, i only went along with it to show how y'all stereotype and are being prejudice only on my orientation. If I have no right here then I don't see how you do. In this country we have/should have the right to do what we want, when we want, with whomever we want. Peace and love be with you
                  I commit sodomy but expect god to love me anyway.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: I have a question about my account

                    Originally posted by Aquarius View Post
                    In this country we have/should have the right to do what we want, when we want, with whomever we want.
                    Are you some kind of NAMBLA apologist?
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #11
                      Re: I have a question about my account

                      We are not the least bit interested in listening to you whine, sodomite. Take it like a man for once in your life!

                      God is going to slay you for every blasphemous thing you say.

                      Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                      20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
                      21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                      22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Johnnyboy
                        True Christian™ fisherman
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 801

                        #12
                        Re: I have a question about my account

                        Originally posted by Aquarius View Post
                        im not actually a sodomist
                        Oh, so you thought that claiming to be a queer would impress us? Brilliant!


                        , i
                        only went along with it to show how y'all stereotype and are being prejudice only on my orientation.
                        "Prejudiced". God hates ignorance. Please remember that.

                        If I have no right here then I don't see how you do
                        .

                        Please show me exactly where I said that I have rights here.

                        In this country we have/should have the right to do what we want, when we want, with whomever we want. Peace and love be with you
                        In this country, yes. In this forum, once again, no.

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                        • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                          Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2009
                          • 666

                          #13
                          Re: I have a question about my account

                          Originally posted by Aquarius View Post
                          In this country we have/should have the right to do what we want, when we want, with whomever we want.
                          So you're a NAMBLA apologist as Brother Nobar pointed out AND an Anarchist? What you just said is a statement in support of anarchy.

                          As for the stink raised over your signature being "changed", actually I think it is more fitting for you and more accurate, have you been clicking the "Donate" paypal button on the bottom of the screen? This forum is not free and costs thousands of dollars of month in bandwith charges that the Church supports through donations. Don't you think it's kind of selfish for you to go onto a donation-supported forum, not donate whatsoever, and then complain about it?

                          It's kind of like sneaking into a movie theatre without paying then going up to the manager after the show and complaining about the movie and the sanitary conditions inside the theatre.

                          I say, put your money where your mouth is. A couple donations here, a couple donations there, and you might be able to get your old signature back!
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                          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                          Hosea 9:7
                          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: I have a question about my account

                            God does work in mysterious ways..............
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Aquarius
                              Unsaved trash, Confessed queer
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 32

                              #15
                              Re: I have a question about my account

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              Are you some kind of NAMBLA apologist?
                              to be honest i didn't know what NAMBLA was, so I did research and all I can say is that it is something that I am not interested in, but if both parties are okay with it and the child is aware of what is going on, then I see no problem with it
                              I commit sodomy but expect god to love me anyway.

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