Skateboarding and god.

[Bobby]

Now in my younger day's I would enjoy skateboarding, but back then it was just an old crate on wheels.

Nowadays I see plenty of fine skateboard kids rolling around, and I see many of them at my church :]

How does god feel about skateboarding?

[Nobar King]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

How old are you, boy? Skateboarding is a gateway to being a punker, so it should be eschewed.

[Bobby]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

I'm 53 years young my good man. Seen enough in my day's. Hurt my back doing some housework at the age of 45. Keep's me inside all day. Except Sunday mind you

These boy's are amazingly kind though, its strange. One day my cane broke, and one of the children rode his skateboard to a store and bought me a new one. With his own money!

It's hard to believe they could possibly even turn evil.

[Nobar King]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

Are you from England?

[Bobby]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

Are you from England?

No sir. I reside in a small town in Washington. It's very peaceful here. Not a lot of modern gadgets and whatnot.

Besides this laptop my son bought me, I don't have much "technological items" as the young people call it.

[Nobar King]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

No sir. I reside in a small town in Washington. It's very peaceful here. Not a lot of modern gadgets and whatnot.

Besides this laptop my son bought me, I don't have much "technological items" as the young people call it.

The reason I asked was because you've been throwing around apostrophes like they're going out of style.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

While not minimizing the risks of creeping punkitude from chronic skateboard exposure, I might suggest that as a mere vehicle, the existence of a skateboard is not as important as your destination.

If the skateboard is your means to arrive at Landover Baptist (Praise God!) then your skateboard is blessed.

On the other hand, if your skateboard is the means by which you attain your hummersixual fix (should you be so inclined) then the skateboard (and yourself) are damned !!

[Bobby]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

The reason I asked was because you've been throwing around apostrophes like they're going out of style.

Excuse me, it's how I was taught.

While not minimizing the risks of creeping punkitude from chronic skateboard exposure, I might suggest that as a mere vehicle, the existence of a skateboard is not as important as your destination.

If the skateboard is your means to arrive at Landover Baptist (Praise God!) then your skateboard is blessed.

On the other hand, if your skateboard is the means by which you attain your hummersixual fix (should you be so inclined) then the skateboard (and yourself) are damned !!

I see.

[Nobar King]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

Excuse me, it's how I was taught.
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That's why I asked if you were from England.

[Bobby]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

That's why I asked if you were from England.

Never in my life have I seen outside of this state.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

I'm 53 years young my good man. Seen enough in my day's. Hurt my back doing some housework at the age of 45. Keep's me inside all day. Except Sunday mind you

These boy's are amazingly kind though, its strange. One day my cane broke, and one of the children rode his skateboard to a store and bought me a new one. With his own money!

It's hard to believe they could possibly even turn evil.

You were doing housework???? Where was the woman? Eating a charred steak?

A skate punk getting you a new cane is akin to the Devil lending you a hand. You should of walloped the evil child. Do you not realize accepting a gift from the Devil obliges your soul to him?

[Bobby]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

You were doing housework???? Where was the woman? Eating a charred steak?

A skate punk getting you a new cane is akin to the Devil lending you a hand. You should of walloped the evil child. Do you not realize accepting a gift from the Devil obliges your soul to him?

Da bitch was out my nigga.

Sorry that slut couldnt handle the dick whoopin I was giving her last night.

So I sent that hoe out for some tea and crumpets or some shit.

I'm about to go find the little nigga who gave me that cane and provide some whoop ass.

[Nobar King]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

I'll have you know that we're good white Christians here and have no use for language like that.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

I'll have you know that we're good white Christians here and have no use for language like that.

Thanks, Brother Nobar, my sentiments exactly.

I have a bad feeling about this 'person'.

[JennyD]

Re: Skateboarding and god.

Thanks, Brother Nobar, my sentiments exactly.

I have a bad feeling about this 'person'.

I don't think he's even 53 years old. No 53-year-old talks like that.

In fact, no True Christian(tm) talks like that, with the possible exception of Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle.