Confedchick's absence

[confedchick]

Good morning, everyone.

I'm sorry I've not been on in quite awhile. I displeased K for losing my necklace AGAIN so he put me on restriction - along with myriad other duties that have kept me busy. He's had me oh so busy with tons of stuff - I must've lost about 10 pounds!

I never knew it was so easy to clean the inside of trash cans. All you need to do is crawl right in and scrub away!

K also gave me an opportunity to get up in the attic, open the vents (which were still closed from winter so it was stifling up there) and go through the dozen jumbo totes of clothes I have to see if we could donate any to some needy folks. By the time I was finished and came down, I was literally POURING sweat from places I didn't even know I could sweat from!

I wouldn't really call those things punishments as he was motivating me to do things that should've been done anyways. What hurt so bad was that danged whip! Since he spanks me regularly - and did so for my last happenstance of this nature - he felt spanking me wouldn't be severe enough to teach me. He has a genuine leather bullwhip that he always threatened to use on me if things got bad but I never believed him. OUCH! I was wrong. WHO AM I TO EVER DOUBT K?!!
Luckily, he only used half the length of the thing but wow did it leave some marks. Had I NOT been on restriction - I doubt I'd have been able to write anything anyway since I couldn't sit for a week!

He also told me I had to come tell everyone on here since it's my second offense and I should be ashamed of myself. I need to focus more. I need to fear K. If I'm afraid of what he'll do, he said, I'll be less likely to do wrong by him.

[Johnnyboy]

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Welcome back Miss Confedchick!! Glad to hear everything is still running smoothly in your happy, Christian home.

God Bless,

Johnny

[Jen Beal]

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Did you sweat in the Vag? Or are you wearing an iron chastity belt? Did you make sure to clean the dishes?

See thats all women are good for: servicing my member, and doing chores. And when my wife doesn't I beat her. She knows the feel of my iron pimp hand.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Did you sweat in the Vag? Or are you wearing an iron chastity belt? Did you make sure to clean the dishes?

See thats all women are good for: servicing my member, and doing chores. And when my wife doesn't I beat her. She knows the feel of my iron pimp hand.

You're a lezbean? God hates you.

[Jen Beal]

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NO I'm not, can't you read you illiterate fuck? I said when my wife doesn't service my member then I beat her. I am a man, and my member is my PENIS! You know what that is right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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NO I'm not, can't you read you illiterate piffle? I said when my wife doesn't service my member then I beat her. I am a man, and my member is my PENIS! You know what that is right?

What kind of a man is named Jennifer?

[Jen Beal]

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You're a narrowminded ass! Oh GOD HATES YOU TOO. You self righteous ass

[Jen Beal]

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Perhaps I made it up so that you wouldn't know my real Identity.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You're a narrowminded ass! Oh GOD HATES YOU TOO. You self righteous ass

That's your best defense for being a pervert? God hates lezbeans as much as He hates homers. My mind has been "narrowed" by Jesus, thank you very much. You should try it sometime. Maybe He will take pity on you and wash your filthy degeneracy away, let you marry a nice Christian man that you can service.

Think about it, Jen.

[James Hutchins]

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You're a narrowminded ass! Oh GOD HATES YOU TOO. You self righteous ass

Oooooooooohhhhhh you are a brit chick, no wonder you have such a bad attitude. Is it because you have bad teeth?

[Jen Beal]

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I'm a man, not a woman. And yes I am a lesbian, because as a MAN I absolutely love women. I'm sorry you can't understand that I am in fact a man. And it's not a comeback, its actually true. Who are you to cast judgement against anyone. "Judge not lest ye be judged". So I ask you what sins have you committed that you need to be judged for by others? You're nowhere near as pure or innocent as you perceive yourselves to be. And you haven't been that way since you were an infant. I also never once said that I don't believe in Jesus, God nor did I say that I don't accept them. You have this notion formed in your minds already that anyone who isn't thumping the bible, or praising God almighty in every other sentence is a Satan worshipping mongrel. I am not such and in fact take offense to such stereotyping, much as I'm sure that you take offense to being stereotyped as red neck, neanderthal, bible thumpers. I don't do it to you, you shouldn't do it to me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm a man, not a woman. And yes I am a lesbian, because as a MAN I absolutely love women. I'm sorry you can't understand that I am in fact a man. And it's not a comeback, its actually true. Who are you to cast judgement against anyone. "Judge not lest ye be judged". So I ask you what sins have you committed that you need to be judged for by others? You're nowhere near as pure or innocent as you perceive yourselves to be. And you haven't been that way since you were an infant. I also never once said that I don't believe in Jesus, God nor did I say that I don't accept them. You have this notion formed in your minds already that anyone who isn't thumping the bible, or praising God almighty in every other sentence is a Satan worshipping mongrel. I am not such and in fact take offense to such stereotyping, much as I'm sure that you take offense to being stereotyped as red neck, neanderthal, bible thumpers. I don't do it to you, you shouldn't do it to me.

You want us to believe that you're a man named Jennifer.

Sorry lady. No one's buying it.

[Jen Beal]

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No my wifes name is Jennifer. I was using her as a disguise. Again do I have to spell it out for you? I am not a w-o-m-a-n, I am a m-a-n.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No my wifes name is Jennifer. I was using her as a disguise. Again do I have to spell it out for you? I am not a w-o-m-a-n, I am a m-a-n.

You are a L-I-A-R. Jesus is hip to your slip.

Since you are obviously here to flame us, better read THIS thread first.

[Jen Beal]

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I am not a liar, and I do not like being accused as such. I am a man, but your narrow mindedness prevents you from believing otherwise. I have your email, I will send you a picture of my manly self. I am not, nor have I ever been a woman.