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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #16
    Re: Confedchick's absence

    Originally posted by Jen Beal View Post
    I am not a liar, and I do not like being accused as such. I am a man, but your narrow mindedness prevents you from believing otherwise. I have your email, I will send you a picture of my manly self. I am not, nor have I ever been a woman.
    What kind of a man registers under his wife's name? And what is all this "narrow minded" bullpuckey about? You came here to flame us lady. Just admit it.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Jen Beal
      Unsaved trash
      • Jul 2009
      • 26

      #17
      Re: Confedchick's absence

      I did not come here to flame you, I came here to talk about Jesus, and religion. I run a very strict Christian household. I beat my wife when she isn't subserviant to me and when she refuses to do what a woman should do. I do not allow her to drive, or to use the phone. I'm the one getting flamed here.

      Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me."

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #18
        Re: Confedchick's absence

        Originally posted by Jen Beal View Post
        I am not a liar, and I do not like being accused as such. I am a man, but your narrow mindedness prevents you from believing otherwise. I have your email, I will send you a picture of my manly self. I am not, nor have I ever been a woman.
        I'm quite sure that Pastor Ezekiel desperately wants to be sent some picture of a man that you found on the interwebs. Jennifer, you need to stop surfing for porn and start repenting.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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        • Jen Beal
          Unsaved trash
          • Jul 2009
          • 26

          #19
          Re: Confedchick's absence

          This conversation is over, I'm tired of being accused a liar. I am a man, but it doesn't matter to you people. I will talk with someone who is open minded.

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          • Amy4God
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jul 2009
            • 25

            #20
            Re: Confedchick's absence

            Why do you need an open mind when Jesus tells us what to think?
            I love God with all my heart and only wish to live every day of my life for Him, according to his will and word

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            • Mary O'Bryan Thorne
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2009
              • 152

              #21
              Re: Confedchick's absence

              Young woman - even if you were a man, you stated that you are a man passing yourself off as a woman. Doing that is a lie, hence, you are a liar.

              You are offering to send the good Pastor pictures of yourself - if you were a man, then you are a disgusting homer.

              It sounds as tho', from reading what you have written, that you must be a woman with male parts. Were you born that way or did you have aftermarkets installed?

              Either way, it's certainly obvious that you are going to hell.

              Have a lovely day.

              Mary
              Recognition, sorrow, confession, forgiveness, restitution, forsaking the sin.
              The Lord forgives me of my sin.

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              • Jen Beal
                Unsaved trash
                • Jul 2009
                • 26

                #22
                Re: Confedchick's absence

                Pastor Isaac, I refute the claim that you made against me saying that I am an Atheist. Show me one post that I've made where I claim to be such. You won't find one. I never said I wasn't a Christian, in fact I very much am, and I would appreciate your apology for such and outrageous accusation against me.

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3322

                  #23
                  Re: Confedchick's absence

                  You have a negative rating so something must be wrong with you. Have you ever thought about what happens to you after you die?
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • Jen Beal
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 26

                    #24
                    Re: Confedchick's absence

                    I have a negative rating because of the close mindedness on this board. I am also being accused of being an Atheist, when I'm not and never once said I was, and for speaking my mind. Apparently I signed over my first amendment rights when I joined the website. So much for "love thy neighbor" or being a good Christian and being understanding.

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                    • Marshall
                      Righteous and Patriotic
                      Highest body count at the VFW
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3322

                      #25
                      Re: Confedchick's absence

                      Apparently I signed over my first amendment rights when I joined the website.
                      We do better than than that, we support your SECOND Amendment rights. Thats twice as good.
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • Pastor Isaac Peters
                        Senior Pastor
                        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                        Always Biblically correct
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 10639

                        #26
                        Re: Confedchick's absence

                        Originally posted by Jen Beal View Post
                        I did not come here to flame you, I came here to talk about Jesus, and religion. I run a very strict Christian household. I beat my wife when she isn't subserviant to me and when she refuses to do what a woman should do. I do not allow her to drive, or to use the phone. I'm the one getting flamed here.

                        Christianity has a built-in defense system: anything that questions a belief, no matter how logical the argument is, is the work of Satan by the very fact that it makes you question a belief. It's a very interesting defense mechanism and the only way to get by it -- and believe me, I was raised Southern Baptist -- is to take massive amounts of mushrooms, sit in a field, and just go, "Show me."
                        In one paragraph you claim that you "run a very strict Christian household," and in the next, you ridicule Christianity. Which is it?

                        Originally posted by Jen Beal View Post
                        Pastor Isaac, I refute the claim that you made against me saying that I am an Atheist. Show me one post that I've made where I claim to be such. You won't find one. I never said I wasn't a Christian, in fact I very much am, and I would appreciate your apology for such and outrageous accusation against me.
                        See above.

                        Originally posted by Jen Beal View Post
                        Apparently I signed over my first amendment rights when I joined the website.
                        Your rights on this board are detailed here. Please do let a pastor know whenever they are violated.
                        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                        Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                        • HTannor
                          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2612

                          #27
                          Re: Confedchick's absence

                          From all those firm denials Jennifer is making, I suspect she may be the bull dyke in the household.

                          She probably has many tattoos and carries one of those trucker billfolds with a chain on it.
                          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                          • confedchick
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 105

                            #28
                            Re: Confedchick's absence

                            Originally posted by Jen Beal View Post
                            No my wifes name is Jennifer. I was using her as a disguise. Again do I have to spell it out for you? I am not a w-o-m-a-n, I am a m-a-n.
                            OK - wait a sec.
                            sweat in my vag? What is that exactly??
                            You are using your wife's name as a disguise? What kind of a man HIDES BEHIND his woman?
                            Mr. Man (aka Jennifer), I do believe your girly parts are more pronounced than mine!
                            To love, honor and OBEY!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #29
                              Re: Confedchick's absence

                              Originally posted by Jen Beal View Post
                              I have a negative rating because of the close mindedness on this board. I am also being accused of being an Atheist, when I'm not and never once said I was, and for speaking my mind. Apparently I signed over my first amendment rights when I joined the website. So much for "love thy neighbor" or being a good Christian and being understanding.
                              You have done nothing but spew hatred since the moment you arrived. You are unsaved and unwelcome, and we are not the least bit interested in what's on your unsaved mind. Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that they have been violated in any way, please contact a Pastor immediately.

                              As for loving our neighbors, well I'm not likely to have a lezbean for a neighbor, now am I?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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