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  • Michael..
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    • Jul 2009
    • 24

    #1

    Scared Of Death?

    I wanna see who is actually scared of death. Please I don't want to hear you should be scared because you are going to hell bull *expletive deleted*

    But Begin I want to hear everyone.

    I know we all day but the fact is I don't want. So yes I am scared to die.
    Last edited by Rev. Jim Osborne; 07-17-2009, 10:36 AM. Reason: Cleaning up God's Favorite Forum(tm) from swear words
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • May 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Scared Of Death?

    Originally posted by Michael.. View Post
    I wanna see who is actually scared of death. Please I don't want to hear you should be scared because you are going to hell bull *expletive deleted*

    But Begin I want to hear everyone.

    I know we all day but the fact is I don't want. So yes I am scared to die.
    I sort of translated what you were asking. Are you a furriner?

    No, I look forward to death.
    I shall be sat up in the clouds looking down on all those Sinners writhing in Hell. GLORY!

    We True Christians(tm) have a Guaranteed Salvation because we accepted Jesus as our Lord and Savior.
    Why be scared of an Eternity in Heaven?

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Michael..
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      • Jul 2009
      • 24

      #3
      Re: Scared Of Death?

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      I sort of translated what you were asking. Are you a furriner?

      No, I look forward to death.
      I shall be sat up in the clouds looking down on all those Sinners writhing in Hell. GLORY!

      We True Christians™ have a Guaranteed Salvation because we accepted Jesus as our Lord and Savior.
      Why be scared of an Eternity in Heaven?
      I'm not a furriner. I'm a White man. Would you like me to post pictures of myself?

      I'm just trying to get a feel for people around here. Because I am deeply terrified of dieing. Why may you ask. You have ten people telling me there is heaven but the ten more pop up saying there isn't. It is hard to believe who is telling the truth. That is why I joined this forum. But I keep getting into some trouble.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: Scared Of Death?

        Consider your source, Michael. The ten people that say there is no heaven are UNSAVED TRASH. The ten people who say there is are TRUE CHRISTIANS(tm). How is that hard to discern who to believe?

        Let's make this simple: If you die accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you are Saved(c) and living an eternity in Heaven. If you die without Jesus you will burn in hell forever. Simple enough?

        To answer your complaint, Yes you keep getting into trouble. You keep trolling stupid things and mocking God. Why else would you get infracted? You have not shown any honesty in accepting Jesus. All you do is post meaningless tripe and laugh at Jesus. What else would you expect?

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • May 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Scared Of Death?

          Originally posted by Michael.. View Post
          I'm not a furriner. I'm a White man. Would you like me to post pictures of myself?

          I'm just trying to get a feel for people around here. Because I am deeply terrified of dieing. Why may you ask. You have ten people telling me there is heaven but the ten more pop up saying there isn't. It is hard to believe who is telling the truth. That is why I joined this forum. But I keep getting into some trouble.
          The TRUTH is in The Bible (King James).
          I suggest you get one immediately. Look on it as a self-help guide for overcoming your fear of death by Salvation through the blood of Jesus Christ our Savior.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Michael..
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            • Jul 2009
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            #6
            Re: Scared Of Death?

            Thank You Talitha Hopefully I didn't come off as a jerk or anything. If I did I'm truly sorry. I just have to this big scare about dieing. Sometimes my heart will start beating real fast. But It looks like I will be taking a trip to the book store.

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            • Michael..
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              • Jul 2009
              • 24

              #7
              Re: Scared Of Death?

              Well I'm sorry that I'm unsure on some things. I actually would contact Jim Osborne via private message or even email but can't figure out.
              Really I would like to talk to you one on one. I believe you will be able to help me. We live pretty close. So Please send me a pm or email or something. so we can talk.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • May 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: Scared Of Death?

                I can see you are warming to us Michael.
                I'm afraid you do not have the message function available to you. Our Senior members get many death threats and crank messages. There are a lot of strange people about.
                You can ask more here if you wish. As long as you are civil and prepared to hear the Truth, we can help you.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Michael..
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                  • Jul 2009
                  • 24

                  #9
                  Re: Scared Of Death?

                  I'm prepared to here the truth .Really all want is the truth. Not having someone lie to me. right know I all a years, I want to join your church

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: Scared Of Death?

                    Those that are scared of death often have a reason for feeling this way. I am no more scared of death than I was going from Elementary school to Jr. High. It is a change, new surroundings, new people. But after a short time, I know I'll feel right at home. I look forward to seeing my old pets, grand parents (except the nasty ones) and others who have already gone.


                    Michael, is there any reason you write the way you do?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Scared Of Death?

                      Originally posted by Michael.. View Post
                      I'm prepared to here the truth .Really all want is the truth. Not having someone lie to me. right know I all a years, I want to join your church
                      Have you ever read the Holy Bible boy? You can start with our church doctrines.

                      Please keep in mind that Jesus expects standard American grammar, spelling and punctuation in all your posts.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Brother Cletus
                        Probably Saved
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 157

                        #12
                        Re: Scared Of Death?

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post

                        No, I look forward to death.
                        I shall be sat up in the clouds looking down on all those Sinners writhing in Hell. GLORY!
                        Beautifully said, sister. I know that I for one just can't wait for my pie in the sky in the sweet by and by!

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