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  • KD Webber
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    • Jul 2009
    • 1
    #1

    monkeys...

    my teacher says that we share 98.4% of our genetic makeup with pan troglodytes. Is this true or is she lying to me?
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
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      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: monkeys...

      Originally posted by KD Webber View Post
      my teacher says that we share 98.4% of our genetic makeup with pan troglodytes. Is this true or is she lying to me?
      I don't know. Look at yourself and look at a monkey. Is there only 1.6% difference between you two?

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        • JennyD
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          • Dec 2007
          • 9567
          #3
          Re: monkeys...

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          I don't know. Look at yourself and look at a monkey. Is there only 1.6% difference between you two?
          Is that a rhetorical question for him, Rev. Jim?
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            • InGodWeTrust
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              • Jun 2009
              • 98
              #4
              Re: monkeys...

              Originally posted by KD Webber View Post
              my teacher says that we share 98.4% of our genetic makeup with pan troglodytes. Is this true or is she lying to me?
              Ah, scientists. According to them, we also share 95% of our "genetic makeup" with worms.
              They're getting caught in their own web of lies.
              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: monkeys...

                  Originally posted by KD Webber View Post
                  my teacher says that we share 98.4% of our genetic makeup with pan troglodytes. Is this true or is she lying to me?
                  I guess your teacher hasn't gotten to grammar, spelling and punctuation yet.

                  What grade are you in, KD?
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                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Dr. Zaius
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                      • Jan 2008
                      • 249
                      #6
                      Re: monkeys...

                      Monkeys have hair and bones and eyes and other organs that humans and other animals share. How else would they see?

                      Are you a monkey? How long did it take to type your post?
                      Ack!

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453
                          #7
                          Re: monkeys...

                          Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
                          Monkeys have hair and bones and eyes and other organs that humans and other animals share. How else would they see?

                          Are you a monkey? How long did it take to type your post?
                          A better question would be is:
                          How many of you were there typing?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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