[Lady Sorrow]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!

Well, well, well, what have we here?
A heathen who can't type if I'm not mistaken. Child, there is no need to 'yell' at as, we are perfectly able to read messages in lower case (with caps where appropriate, of course) which would still mean the same thing in the case of your message, which seems to be a somewhat nonsensical rant about wanting to be the devil's meat puppet.

Truly, there are billions like you, so what makes you think you are so special? No, it is we TC(tm)'s who are the special ones, in that we will be experiencing everlasting bliss while also having front-row seats to witness your (and all those who are not landover baptists) screams of horror and pain for all eternity.

Won't you consider repenting, child?

[lilith]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Lilith rebuked? Pastors know best how to maintain order.


Reason for posting? I'm struck by this brand

I have not seen it before.

It's not quite The Scarlet Letter. More like...
The Brick of Rebuke


I like it!





I also like Lilith alive, and here,
I do not know why; I just do.

It is my modest ambition to one day have enough of them to perhaps wallpaper the loo.

[lilith]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Right, you disgraceful heathen -- that is an infraction for insulting Wash O'Hanley. And you deserve another 1000 odd points for reguritating one of the oldest jokes on the planet. What are you doing here anyway? I thought Pastor Al had banned you... Satan obviously is looking after his own.

Ah jeez Enobarbus - how could I resist an opening like that?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

So... did It* just... up and disappear? I suppose you Landoverites have kidnapped It to determine how much brainwashingrepenting will have to occur before It can be Saved (if It can be Saved).

*: 'It' referring to =SATANIST=, of course.

My guess is that Jesus killed it and sent it hurling down into the scalding hot sulfur pits that will be its home from now on. Right next to Liberace and Castro.

[WickedWitch]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

So... did It* just... up and disappear? I suppose you Landoverites have kidnapped It to determine how much brainwashingrepenting will have to occur before It can be Saved (if It can be Saved).






*: 'It' referring to =SATANIST=, of course.

[WiccanCouple6 (On Moderation)]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

It was a joke if you understand the thing called 'humor'.

If free-thinking is so bad then leave me to do so and worry about 'saving' yourselves

>>>Links to heathen Website removed<<<

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

OH YES THEY WILL! WE, SATANIST, SHALL SINGLE-HANDEDLY, WITH HELP OF OUR UNHOLY GOD: SATAN SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!! YOUR LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT SHALL BE ENDED. THE GOD YOU KNOW IS NOTING BUT FAKE. SATAN IS REAL, JOIN US AND BE ENDOWED IN ETERNITY OF PARADISE. HEAVEN IS NOTING BUT A LIE.

CHRISTIANITY WILL FALL AND KISS OUR SATANIST FEETS!!!

First of all, as Undecided has said, Satan, Lucifer - two different beings.

As to Rose's question, I doubt this guy is a serious Satanist of any kind. More likely he/she is
a) A teen that spends night in graveyards smoking weed or
b) A middle aged virgin in his mother's basement eating cheetos and drinking wine coolers or
c) A combination of the above (choosing the appropriate age).

In any case, if you were wanting to shock these people, good luck. They've seen and heard it all.

[WickedWitch]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Jesus doesn't appreciate liars, silly woman..
And He tells me that you're going to get a big infraction if you keep spreading lies.

Oh yeah? Well the Almighty God BananaShoes Tooth tells me that you smell like BLUE!

If you are going to post in this thread..
Then concentrate on this thread instead of my irresistable Christian charm, You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch! You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile! as hard as it may be for a lust-filled harlot as you!
Jesus doesn't appreciate de-railing, nor the fact that you see sex and sexual insinuations everywhere you look!
Stop blaming us for it, it's only your own fault that you cannot control your vile imagination.

You just look at this post and try and tell me again that I haven't contributed to this thread, you grouch!

Oh my Great Gods on Olypmus, that's it!! That's what's wrong with you! You are the love child of Oscar the Grouch and his lover The Grinch! You are Sally the Grounch!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

He couldn't handle me... says I'm too rough for him.

Jesus doesn't appreciate liars, silly woman..
And He tells me that you're going to get a big infraction if you keep spreading lies.

As we all know, the fact that you speak french was the main issue.
Well that, and the fact that you are damaged goods.
(She's not a virgin for all you unsaved who are too slow to understand what "damaged goods" means!)
But ENOUGH about that. Stop mourning that you aren't going to marry me already, you sensitive little whiner.

If you are going to post in this thread..
Then concentrate on this thread instead of my irresistable Christian charm, as hard as it may be for a lust-filled harlot as you!
Jesus doesn't appreciate de-railing, nor the fact that you see sex and sexual insinuations everywhere you look!
Stop blaming us for it, it's only your own fault that you cannot control your vile imagination.

[Brother John]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

You know, I find our Caps Lock-loving non-friend quite entertaining.

SATAN WILL RULE AND WE WILL LIKE 'CAUSE THERE IS NO GOD AND YE YA KNOW
Purely out of entertainment reasons of course.

[WickedWitch]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Lying witch! If there are any sexual innuendos in any True Christian's post, it was either purely accidental, put there by Satan, or read into it by filthy heathens who see sex everywhere they look!

That's exactly what you Landoverites say when one of your sexual innuendos/double-entendres is pointed out. Every time. Though I am going to give you credit for the other two options; I think you're the only person not to blame it fully on the reader.

I can't tell you how saddened I am that your marriage to Brother SS fell through.

He couldn't handle me... says I'm too rough for him.

(That, and the ACLU stepped in and came to my rescue [thanks so much to all of my heathen friends!!].)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

It was a joke if you understand the thing called 'humor'.

Rose,

Please cut out the humor and give Jesus and Salvation the dignity they deserve.

[Daniel]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Oh please, Satanist. Do you really think that you could fight against God? What kind of pathetic little sinful sissy are you? You can never defeat Landover Baptist Church or our Lord and Savior®. You can try, but I wouldn't advise it.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

If free-thinking is so bad then leave me to do so and worry about 'saving' yourselves

There's nothing wrong with free thinking as long as you're freely thinking about Jesus and how great His temporary sacrifice was to save your soul. As for worrying about saving ourselves, there's no need! We're already saved, so no worries!

I've already said this before: you Landoverites deliberately post sexual innuendos and double-entendres and then tell someone that they're perverted when they point them out.

Lying witch! If there are any sexual innuendos in any True Christian's post, it was either purely accidental, put there by Satan, or read into it by filthy heathens who see sex everywhere they look! I had to change your words from their usual homer purple to the sickly green the lies make me feel!
I can't tell you how saddened I am that your marriage to Brother SS fell through. To think that you could have been Saved and joining us in rebuking the heathens instead of trying to undermine our witnessing.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: CHRISTIANITY SHALL FALL!!

Lilith rebuked? Pastors know best how to maintain order.


Reason for posting? I'm struck by this brand

I have not seen it before.

It's not quite The Scarlet Letter. More like...
The Brick of Rebuke


I like it!





I also like Lilith alive, and here,
I do not know why; I just do.