COMING TO LANDOVER!!!!

[confedchick]

It looks like we may be coming to the area the end of next month (August). I was hoping to meet up with some of you to personally thank you for making me feel like I have a purpose in life now!
Sister Thumper - I am eager to try your pie!! My mouth waters just thinking about it!

I can't wait to meet as many of you as I can!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Shout glory! I'm sure you'll be glad to get away from those crazy Northeastern liberals in Maryland.

[Marshall]

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I ate some of Sister Thumpers pie a few years ago and it was delicious.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Indeed, Marshall. There is no sweeter, juicier cherries than that of Sister Thumpers!

Well I can't wait to meet you Confedchick. I myself just moved out here to Freehold from California this week. I am loving it so much better out here. California was beautiful, had nice weather, and I had a nice view overlooking the ocean, but the godlessness there was awful. Now here at Freehold I feel truly at home.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Confedchick, it's great to hear that you will be visiting Freehold! Oh, it's a sight to behold, such beautiful buildings and Godly people everywhere, not a goth or a punk or an emo or a serial rapist in sight.

I got a chance to try Sister Thumper's pie on my visit, and let me tell you, there's a reason it's so well-known! Why, they say the men, women, and even young children in Freehold can pick out the unique scent of Sister Thumper's sweet cherry pie wafting across the square, and they all come a-running whenever she opens up her oven door!

[confedchick]

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Sister Thumper - I've tried to make good pie and never has mine been talked about the way yours is. Would you mind demonstrating for me when K and I get there next month? I'd like to make a most delicious, aromatic and juicy pie for him. Mine can be too dry or too runny - it's never a happy medium!

[confedchick]

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OK - so the date is set.
Aug 28, 29, 30.

Can anyone recommend a good place to stay? I've searched a few places online already and a few look nice but I'd prefer to go on feedback and/or experiences. I'd really like to stay at the Hotel Landover. Is it finished construction yet?

Sister VictoryOS - I missed your wedding since I was at the carnival but I would like to give you and Officer Richards a wedding gift.
Are you back in Landover from your honeymoon with his family?

[confedchick]

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We just got back home - haven't even unpacked yet. It was so nice meeting some of you finally! Sister VictoryOS, Officer Richards, Pastor Zeke, BTBlonde, Talitha and Mr. Hutchins and his wife - you all were amazingly hospitable. The service we attended this morning was quite moving. I really felt a part of the congregation and not as a visitor. The facility is enormous and so incredibly beautiful! It's a shame the hotel wasn't ready yet, though. Thank you all so much!

Whenever anyone is in this neck of the woods, we would love to show you around and take you out to dinner!

[VictoryOS]

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It was such a pleasure to have you, dear!

Thank you so much for the wonderful gift. We need all the dishes we can get in our household. The big barrel of popcorn you brought is nearly gone. I told you the spot next to my husband's recliner was a great place to put it.

We hope you enjoyed the pot roast, spare ribs, and ribeye dinner we made you. It's no wonder you're as thin as a rail, as little as you eat. You need to visit more often and put some meat on your bones! We could fatten you up in no time.

Thank Jesus your return trip was pleasant and safe. Now that you're back in the Godless population, I'm sure you're already planning your next trip to Freehold. Remember what I said...the couch is available for you anytime you want to come back.

[confedchick]

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Sistor Victory OS - Thank you so much for sending my lacey skirt back! I just got it in the mail. I totally forgot about it! I guess I was so embarassed dripping pot roast juice and a gob of onions on me that I repressed the memory! You did a WONDERFUL job getting that stain out! What is your secret??? OH - I also wanted to tell you I'm trying your spare rib recipe tomorrow night. K is so excited! He absolutely loved sucking on your ribs!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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It was sooooo nice to meet you and your hubby Sister!

I'm glad you made it back safe and hope you will return again soon!

Hopefully next time I will have more time and will bake you your very own pie (If you are t my house though you will have to share with Pastor Zeke, but he won't mind).

I hate to brag, but since my pie is so popular I'm thinking of starting a pie of the month program and would love to give you one year's free subscription. I feel so flattered you love my pie!

Lve, Sister Thumper