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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: You rock.

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    Can you back up that Jesus never worked a day in his life?
    What does the Holy Bible say about it? That should be your source. Can you find any scripture that has our Savior© punching a time clock or taking a coffee break? Asking for a raise or calling in sick? The very idea is absurd.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131
        #17
        Re: You rock.

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Deuteronomy 32:4 He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he.

        And before anyone says anything, this passage in no way justifies Star-Fiddler's deranged worship of inanimate lumps of stone!
        Oh? And how doesn't it?
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405
            #18
            Re: You rock.

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Oh? And how doesn't it?
            Because Rachael we must take The Bible as literal truth and not interpret it. That is why that passage doesn't support Starfinder's ideas.

            I guess it is hard for a pagan like you to understand.

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131
                #19
                Re: You rock.

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Because Rachael we must take The Bible as literal truth and not interpret it. That is why that passage doesn't support Starfinder's ideas.

                I guess it is hard for a pagan like you to understand.
                Dearest Bobby Joe, thankyou for proving my point.

                That passage, if taken literally, would mean that you, like SF, are all worshipping a big rock.
                Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 03-12-2007, 09:51 PM.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • SalvationSeeker
                    True Christian™ Theologian
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 3892
                    #20
                    Re: You rock.

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    That passage, if taken literally, would mean that you, like SF, are all worshipping a big rock.
                    I suppose you believe that Peter was a literal rock with a literal church built upon his back too, don't you harlot?

                    Don't try to argue the Holy Bible with us, harlot.
                    We know it better than you could ever dream to do.
                    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                    Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • Rachael Van Helsing
                        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5131
                        #21
                        Re: You rock.

                        My dear SS. I'm only pointing out what dear Bobby Joe said, and I quote:

                        Originally posted by Bobby Joe
                        Because Rachael we must take The Bible as literal truth and not interpret it. That is why that passage doesn't support Starfinder's ideas.
                        So what else is that supposed to mean besides 'taking it literally'?
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                        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621
                            #22
                            Re: You rock.

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            I suppose you believe that Peter was a literal rock with a literal church built upon his back too, don't you harlot?
                            Actually, if the character who's been posting here as "Peter" lately is named after a rock, it'd explain a lot.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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