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What in God's name does this mean?? Why is Christian trademarked??
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Matthew 18:8-9
If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire. -
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True Christian(tm) is trademarked by the Landover Baptist Church because we truly are True Christians(tm) and to dissuade any false religions (Catholics, Mormons, Liberal Christians, etc.) from laying claim that they are "True Christians". It was at the request of our lawyers as well. Please be advised that any unauthorized usage of True Christian(tm) or other trademarks property of Landover Baptist Church may result in penalties in the court of law against you. -
Matthew 18:8-9
If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.Comment
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Re: True Christian™ style
Yea, they're nasty little suckers. First they hijack Christianity and turn it into some bizarre magic underwear cult. Then they claim they are "true Christians", which is completely false. They are almost as sue-happy as them Scientologists, so we covered our bases on that one.Originally posted by kevdubs View Post
Landover Baptist 1, Mormon Church 0
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I agree. The True Christians™ of Landover are what keeps Christianity pure and true, don't let any of those other phonies fool you! They're all going to hell, surely.Palin for President!
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LOL, Mormons are Morons, I always say.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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