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  • Negocromn
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    • Jul 2009
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    #1

    So what's this all about?

    I'm really confused, someone said Landover Baptist was a fake church, and although your post count and your bible knowledgle are enormous, why there's all those links to a shop making fun of all this in your forums and website?

    On another note, I would like to know what True Christians think about me, a brazilian atheist descendant from mixed races (~50% Portuguese, ~25% German, ~25% Native American/Negro), and if I still have any chance of being one of you.
  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: So what's this all about?

    Originally posted by Negocromn View Post
    I'm really confused, someone said Landover Baptist was a genuine church, and although your post count and your bible knowledgle are enormous, why there's all those links to a shop making fun of all this in your forums and website?

    On another note, I would like to know what True Christians think about me, a brazilian atheist descendant from mixed races (~50% Portuguese, ~25% German, ~25% Native American/Negro), and if I still have any chance of being one of you.
    It is a sport on the internet to make fun of us and spread lies about our Church. They hate us because of our deeply-held beliefs. We are seperate from the world, not of it, and this is why they mock us. Does not Paul tell us this?

    1st John 2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

    We care only about the Bible, not the world. What we say may be "politically incorrect" and that riles up people. That is their problem and they will answer to God on judgement day.

    You could never be one of us if you're an atheist. We are not racist here so we don't hold it against you if you're a product of miscgenation. You would have to repent your Godless ways and accept Christ as Savior to be welcome here.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • JennyD
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      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #3
      Re: So what's this all about?

      Originally posted by Negocromn View Post
      I'm really confused, someone said Landover Baptist was a genuine church, and although your post count and your bible knowledgle are enormous, why there's all those links to a shop making fun of all this in your forums and website?
      Simple.

      The only thing better than accepting donations from True Christians™ to help share the Word of God is to get heathens to provide the money instead.

      If they buy products which identify them as heathens and God-mockers, then when Christians establish a theocracy in the United States, they can subpoena our sales records to identify the people who should be rounded up and placed in concentration re-education happy fun vacation camps.
      On another note, I would like to know what True Christians think about me, a brazilian atheist descendant from mixed races (~50% Portuguese, ~25% German, ~25% Native American/Negro), and if I still have any chance of being one of you.
      If you want to give up being an atheist and become a True Christian™, then sure! Anyone can come to Jesus!

      But if you insist on relying upon "science" instead of God's Perfect Word, you are doomed to Hellfire.

      By the way, about your username . . . Is "NegroCon" a convention, like "ComicCon" and the like?
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      • Negocromn
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        • Jul 2009
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        #4
        Re: So what's this all about?

        Another question:

        I heard you people like to rape and have *disgusting crime against nature* sex too. Correct?
        Last edited by Rev. Jim Osborne; 07-29-2009, 08:50 PM. Reason: clean up

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        • JennyD
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          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #5
          Re: So what's this all about?

          Originally posted by Negocromn View Post
          Another question:

          I heard you people like to rape and have *disgusting crime against nature* sex too. Correct?
          Why do you hate Jesus?

          Enjoy Hell.
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          • Negocromn
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            • Jul 2009
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            #6
            Re: So what's this all about?

            Ok, sorry about the bad choice of words. Anyway, another question... aren't these gifs offensive and probably racist?

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            • Negocromn
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              • Jul 2009
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              #7
              Re: So what's this all about?

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              By the way, about your username . . . Is "NegroCon" a convention, like "ComicCon" and the like?
              Yes it is. I trought no one knew it outside brazil.

              PS: Sorry for doublepost.

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #8
                Re: So what's this all about?

                Originally posted by Negocromn View Post
                Ok, sorry about the bad choice of words. Anyway, another question... aren't these gifs offensive and probably racist?

                What is so offensive? The first picture is a bunch of sperm swimming after an egg. It's just human biology, nothing overtly sexual.

                The second one is nothing but an illustration from the Quran. It is known that Mohammed drank camel's urine.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
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                  #9
                  Re: So what's this all about?

                  So, are you ready to turn your life over to Jesus now and stop being a degenerate sinner?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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