PROOF?

[Athest]

Yo, idiots, I am an atheist. Sort of. There is no god. Just Reincarnation. See? I post god with no capitol G. I see him (notice un-captitalized H) as a bit of a joke really.

I will pay 1,000,000 dollars to anyone who can turn me into a christian. Anyone who can prove god is real. Oh! And that jesus was his son, and mary didn't just get preggers at a bar one night after too many donkey-martinis and lied to joseph. Virgin? mwahahaha.

See. there IS no solid proof. Y'all can get on ur knees and pray to ur lord saying his miracles saved ur baby! But there's no PROOF. No pictures or videos. Bible? Collection if stories. Jesus's miracles? Over-exaggerated acts of kindness. I like jesus. He seemed like a nice guy.

So, back to what I said earlier, any solid PROOF? I know for a fact all of you are bullshitters, who either like the power of telling weak-minded people what to do, or are the weak-minded people who like being told what to do. Again. Videos? Pictures? Could you all get him to come down and shake my hand? Not your usual, "I felt him in my soul!" crap either. And if you delete this, I know I've won, and will walk away with victory.

So bring it on! Whatcha got, chrissies?

[wbc-djanon]

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You are truly unsaved trash. You need to find God.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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You call us idiots but your own letter is filled with fuzzy logic, non sequitors, and many gross spelling errors. Heck, you can't even spell your own screen name right.

[Athest]

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I typed too fast, dammit.

I'm obviously getting no proof. Which is what I asked for. Proof, pretty please?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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The proof is the King James Bible.

[wbc-djanon]

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The proof is the King James Bible.

Beat me to it

[klaus]

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The proof is the King James Bible.

Not just there.
Look all around you. The proof of Gods existence is everywhere!

[Athest]

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Ever read The House of the Scorpion. Awesome book. Very good writing, and it kept me interested.

The House of the Scorpion is a story. Like the Kind James Bible. A FICTIONAL BUNCH OF STORIES.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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The Bible is a collection of stories, yes. True stories.

[klaus]

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Ever read The House of the Scorpion. Awesome book. Very good writing, and it kept me interested.

The House of the Scorpion is a story. Like the Kind James Bible. A real BUNCH OF STORIES.

There is one problem with your statement!
The House of the Scorpion is what you say it is, A story. Where the King James Bible is Documented truth.

[Athest]

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Hey! That got edited to say Real, dammit. The stories are not real.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Where's your proof that they are not real?

[Athest]

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Ahhh, ignorance.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Look friend, you come here to our forum making all these wild and crazy statements about how the Bible is fictional. Where is your backup for this? Can you prove this? No you cannot, so your existence on these forums is really quite pointless I think.

[Levi Jones]

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I typed too fast, dammit.

I'm obviously getting no proof. Which is what I asked for. Proof, pretty please?

First of all, you need to stop with the foul language. If you do that, I will try. It won't work and you'll get all teenage angsty about it and tell me I'm stupid. It's the same thing every time, but let's try.

Promise no more bad language?