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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241
    #1

    What is going on with Roseanne now ??

    Seriously.

    I don't know if she is mocking Joos, mocking Hitler, mocking herself, or some unsavory combination of all three.

    I concede, as an Unsaved, she does not merit much of our attention, and if she has had a final schism with reality, so be it.

    So, here it is:

    {not for the weak of spirit}
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    Last edited by Oakland "Reb" Griner; 08-04-2009, 04:00 AM. Reason: word choice
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: What is going on with Roseanne now ??

      I must say, she does look a lot like Hitler.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027
          #3
          Re: What is going on with Roseanne now ??

          What happened to all her Fat? Did she join some sort of starvation Cult or something?

          I just Hope she's put lotsa Lard in them there Cookies!!!
          Last edited by SUV; 08-04-2009, 02:39 PM.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: What is going on with Roseanne now ??

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              I must say, she does look a lot like Hitler.
              It's the mustache that does it.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Talitha
                  Deaconess
                  Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2026
                  • 15118
                  #5
                  Re: What is going on with Roseanne now ??

                  Are those Jewish Cookies coming out of that Oven?


                  .

                  Sister Talitha

                  Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                  HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                  being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457
                      #6
                      Re: What is going on with Roseanne now ??

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      It's the mustache that does it.
                      She has always had the 'stache.

                      It is the hair, it is more stylish.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: What is going on with Roseanne now ??

                          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                          Are those Jewish Cookies coming out of that Oven?


                          .
                          I thought jewish cookies looked like this:
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • God-Saves-Some
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 6
                              #8
                              Re: What is going on with Roseanne now ??

                              Do Jewish gingerbread men stay in the oven 10 hours longer?

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                                • Meek and Humble
                                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                  Biblical Black Belt
                                  Jr. Pastor
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 6197
                                  #9
                                  Re: What is going on with Roseanne now ??

                                  I've always suspected she was a lesbian. Maybe this is her way of coming out of the closet, dressing like some sort of weird half-man, half-woman abomination.

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                                    • Nobar King
                                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                      Christ's Guardian
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2007
                                      • 23748
                                      #10
                                      Re: What is going on with Roseanne now ??

                                      Originally posted by God-Saves-Some View Post
                                      Do Jewish gingerbread men stay in the oven 10 hours longer?
                                      What do you have against gingerbread men?
                                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                        • God-Saves-Some
                                          Unsaved trash
                                          Under Investigation
                                          • Jul 2009
                                          • 6
                                          #11
                                          Re: What is going on with Roseanne now ??

                                          Have you ever tasted one?

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