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Michael Jackson: Satanic Vampire whose Death is a Hoax
Tonight on July 23, 2009 I was suddenly interrupted from the microwaving of my Kraft Macaroni and Cheese by a thunderous voice in my head: "Helmholtz! Turn to channel 74 right now!". I turned on the TV in my hotel room and flipped to 74. It was static. A couple seconds later I saw a picture of Michael Jackson on screen and the voice of Spaceship Jesus coming through the television. This is what he told me to tell everyone in the world. We must spread this news immediately!!!
Michael Jackson faked his death. Michael Jackson is a vampire in subservience to Satan and can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart. No doubt "cardiac arrest" as the Official cause of death a clue to his nature. Jackson faked his death for the upcoming 2012 Spaceship Jesus landing. He decided to go into hiding as to better plan a strategy for destroying as much of mankind as possible. Michael Jackson is a Satanist, worships Satan, and has sacrificed to Satan. He is part of the Satanic Alliance, this is the truth!
Michael Jackson has sacrificed children for years at his Neverland Ranch in Satanic Rituals. The stories go much deeper than mere molestation. Jackson would partake in elaborate sex-magick rituals with young boys, sodomizing them inside a pentagram of candles. Ancient words would utter from Jackson's throat with each rythmic pumping against a boy's buttocks. After the sexual climax, of Jackson spilling demon seed into boy anus, the real climax would begin....OF HUMAN SACRIFICE.
Huge alter dedicated to Satan and Aztec Sun God would hold boys as Michael Jackson ripped into their chests with a knife and tore out their hearts. He would rip out the heart and then eat it raw. No doubt a reincarnation of Hungarian vampiress/lesbian/cannibal/serial killer Elizabeth Bathory, Jackson stays young forever by bathing in virgins' blood. "Harmless boy obsession" not just an eccentricity, and not just being a child molestor, but a NEED TO STAY ALIVE FOREVER.
Look at Michael Jackson! He is a vampire! His skin has become pallid and deathly pale over the years. His face has sunk in like a corpse and his cheekbones jut out. When he goes out in public, he brings an umbrella (Vampires cannot stand sunlight) and often a medical mask to keep him from breathing in mortal germs. Did Michael Jackson sleep in a Hyperbaric Chamber so he could stay young....or is it a COFFIN SO HE HE CAN LIVE FOREVER? Jackson sleeps in Coffins.
In 1982, Michael Jackson released his most famous album to date: THRILLER. Is it any coincidence that the music video featured Jackson as a VAMPIRE ZOMBIE? This is evidence that Michael Jackson nature (Human Nature?) would be prophesized by Mad Prophet Helmholtz as told to him by Spaceship Jesus! Play "Thriller" vinyl records backwards to hear Satanic messages of Michael commanding you to kill young boys in Satan's service. Michael pledges his love to Aleister Crowley and sex-magick, the Jacksonian twist of Thelema, told to Michael Jackson by beyond-the-grave messages from Rocket Scientist and Black Magician Jack Parsons who lived in California, not far from Michael Jackson. THRILLER SHOWS TRUTH ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON SATANIC VAMPIRE ZOMBIE NATURE.
SPREAD THE WORD FAR AND WIDE...Michael Jackson is alive. He is a vampire. He is a Satanist. He will return to the public on December 21, 2012. Spaceship Jesus has told me this. It is true.
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