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I read the website, and it truly makes sense. God's plan is obviously still in motion. This "Next Testament" is really the most groundbreaking development in Holy Scripture I've seen. Maybe we should really look towards the future.
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I read the website, and it truly makes sense. God's plan is obviously still in motion. This "Next Testament" is really the most groundbreaking development in Holy Scripture I've seen. Maybe we should really look towards the future.sigpicBrothers and sisters, True Christians! Please stop by my page and listen to my band's first song!
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Re: About Spaceship Jesus...
You realize what you are saying is heretical, right? While the Mad Prophet is personally a nice guy and we tolerate his presence on these boards, it still remains the fact that Helmholtz and his cult are going straight to Hell. Hopefully he will convert to become a Bible-believing Baptist before he dies. I think once you start thinking about 1000 headed baby prophecies, Michael Jackson vampire rituals, hotels generating ziggurwatts, and the KGB sending robot spies to kill you...you are on the path to Hell. -
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It's out there, yes.
What it does for me is open up the possibilities. What will the Next Testament be?sigpicBrothers and sisters, True Christians! Please stop by my page and listen to my band's first song!
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There are two Mad Prophets on this Board. Mad Prophet Helmholtz and Aguaw1. Separately they are meaningless but combined they might have 5% meaning.Served in the army from 2002 - 2006 under Godly George W. Bush fighting against the filthy arabs!Comment
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That is a question that you can ask Jesus up in Heaven someday, assuming that you get Saved© at some point before He decides to kill you and send you to hell.Originally posted by Rock4MyLord View Post
Instead of looking at crackpot websites that blaspheme Jesus, you should be studying your Bible.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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There will be no "Next Testament", you unfaithful heretic.
Revelation 22:18: "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book."
Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."
All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.Comment
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Re: About Spaceship Jesus...
That makes me wonder about the New Testament, then.sigpicBrothers and sisters, True Christians! Please stop by my page and listen to my band's first song!
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Friend, thinking for yourself is discouraged by God.Originally posted by Rock4MyLord View Post
He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered.
Proverbs 28:26
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I understand that the guidance you and the others here is difficult and frustrating.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostFriend, thinking for yourself is discouraged by God.
But it helps. Truly it does. Thank you.sigpicBrothers and sisters, True Christians! Please stop by my page and listen to my band's first song!
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Revelation 22:18: "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book."
And that's True For the Book of Revelations my Friend. It stood as a Book of it's Own before it was placed in the Canon. It was placed there because it is a Book of Codes that reveals things if you understood how to decode the Bible.
For Revelations Start at Chapter Five Verse One. It Clearly Shows Another Book.
1And I saw in the right hand of him that sat on the throne a book written within and on the backside, sealed with seven seals.
The Book After Revelations My Friend...
Pompom29 Five Percent is Better than 0 Percent as in your Understanding...
The Book in His Right Hand is the Book of Life. The Testament to Life.
Believe what you Wish...
7And he came and took the book out of the right hand of him that sat upon the throne.
All of Chapter Five is About Another Book that Must Be Read. Is this a Lie or is There Another Book that you do not Understand because it Has Not Been Revealed to You. The Book of LifeComment
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But...kill?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThat is a question that you can ask Jesus up in Heaven someday, assuming that you get Saved© at some point before He decides to kill you and send you to hell.
Instead of looking at crackpot websites that blaspheme Jesus, you should be studying your Bible.
Sorry, I'm new here, so I might not have the same Bible, but I disctinctly remember there being something about "Thou shalt not kill" in the Bible. Maybe I'm just crazy, I don't know.Comment
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God can do as he wants.Originally posted by Guybrush Threepwood View Post
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So, he doesn't do what he tells us to do. Doesn't that make him a hypocrite?
Does that mean he's exempt from his own rules?
Not to be rude or anything.Comment
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Why wouldn't God be exempt from His own rules? Yes, God tells us not to kill*, but do you remember the story of Noah's Ark?Originally posted by Guybrush Threepwood View Post
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God Does Not Kill. Your Perception is Wrong. God Recycles he is the King of Recycling and you are a part of it. How Humble Must You Go? How Can you Bow Your Knee Until You Humble Yourself?
What is To Humble Ones Self? To Understand Where and What and When and Why you ARE a MAN and a WOMAN. You Are No Where Near Being Humble enough to Bow Your Knee.
Your Still Looking for the Spirit. You Have Made Your Way West. With Bad Traces of the East. They Still Leave a Bad Taste between My Teeth. Take That Needle From Your Eye and Pluck Your Teeth.
What is Faith and How Much do you Truly Have. Follow Adams In Through Here. When this Happens are You Going to Follow?
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