[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

Maybe he's talking about my broken watch. It got damaged somehow the other day. I backhanded sister BTB after she forgot the onions on my sandwich, maybe it happened then.

Anyway, thanks for the concern, but it isn't a "deep dark secret." Sister Thumper took it to the Rolex dealer. It should be out of the shop in a few days. I have others, so it's really not much of a crisis.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

I have a myth about Christianity to debunk, and that's that True Christians don't have dark, secret lives. Don't believe me? Then try Googling "Ezekiel Flint" "broken man". When you click the link that Google brings up, Statement From Ezekiel Flint - The Landover Baptist Church Forums, you'll get a notice saying that you don't have access to that page.

Then click the cached page link and learn the real story behind the hidden pages of Landover. Broken man, indeed.

What in the world are you talking about, friend? I performed that very search, and I got:

Your search - "Ezekiel Flint" "broken man" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

• Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
• Try different keywords.
• Try more general keywords.
• Try fewer keywords.

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I imagine in a few hours, that search might bring up this thread, but nothing that suggests Pastor Zeke is not on the level. Where would you get an idea like that?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[StarrKingGrad]

I have a myth about Christianity to debunk, and that's that True Christians don't have dark, secret lives. Don't believe me? Then try Googling "Ezekiel Flint" "broken man". When you click the link that Google brings up, Statement From Ezekiel Flint - The Landover Baptist Church Forums, you'll get a notice saying that you don't have access to that page.

Then click the cached page link and learn the real story behind the hidden pages of Landover. Broken man, indeed.

[David(idiot)]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

well as often as anyone whose ever seen a dipictted kkk member...duh...because that would be the picture everyone would see the kkk as. and i thought people from england were smart....have you done anything in your life to push forward christianity rather than try to move it back-water?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

dont call me friend, im not friend to close minded extremists...the one that has the kkk riding on the white horse of the kkk....with the burning cross that symbolizes the kkk....

Friend, have you developed a stutter?

Brother Bobby-Joe's avatar has got nothing to do with those people who hate the pigmentally challenged. How often do we have to explain this?

[David(idiot)]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

dont call me friend, im not friend to close minded extremists...the one that has the kkk riding on the white horse of the kkk....with the burning cross that symbolizes the kkk....duh....and um i would never work for your church i couldnt stoop low enough....um and ya with a little effort i could achieve the vernacular of a post-and alfa modern church that endorses child abuse, righteous murder, and racial discrimination...but.....the world moved on from that back in the fifties.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

and bj dude myy black friends told me to tell you to take down your little racist picture you have there

Friend, there is no room for hate at Landover, what racist picture?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

excuse me sir, i have read the bible and it also says in it to that you should love your neighbor as well as your enemiy

I know it does, friend, and I do love my neighbors and my enemies. That's why I work so hard to warn them about the dangers of Hell fire.

in twenty-six days im gaining my masters in psychology and humanities.

Good luck with that. Are you planning on a career in waiting tables?

When you turn in your thesis, won't they count off for spelling and grammar mistakes? How about logic errors?

but you guys need to be more like hippies.......peace and love

No, we need to be more like Jesus, who came not to send peace, but a sword.

isten im just here to judge like your god (by what you say) tells me to do

God doesn't tell you to judge, because you aren't saved.

Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
I Cor 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
I Cor 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

What school is lax enough in their standards to award you a master's degree? I need to let the business leaders in my congregation know not to hire from there.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[David(idiot)]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

thank u...i keep it surprising... actually its took them nine and a half years to mail the certificate to me...but wait i forgot im going to app. state after gaining degrees in other schools and i recieve it from my headmaster...hmm i wonder...wheres the pattern? i thought those little come-back things quit in high school to...listen im just here to judge like your god (by what you say) tells me to do

[Nobar King]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

In twenty-six days im gaining my masters in psychology and humanities.

Don't online schools just let you print out your diploma? Why is it going to take so long to mail it to you?

I'm amazed you ever made it out of High School.

[David(idiot)]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

and bj dude myy black friends told me to tell you to take down your little racist picture you have there

[David(idiot)]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

read something other than the bible for a history lesson...and excuse me sir, i have read the bible and it also says in it to that you should love your neighbor as well as your enemiy....and im not speaking for your god im quoting the most diluded work of literature in the entire history of the earth.....and if i was wanting to abuse you with words and try to belittle you....you wouldnt say anything back. in twenty-six days im gaining my masters in psychology and humanities. i dont discredit your religion...its the only thing that brought together this many people(if not threw centuries of bloodshed...) but you guys need to be more like hippies.......peace and love

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

please people your god tells you to not pass judgement and to believe in your brother man

I see we have yet another atheist who doesn't believe in God yet presumes to speak for Him.

Also, you have just proved that you were lying when you said you've read the Bible four times. Someone who has actually read the whole Bible would never make such a ridiculous claim.

im not here to shout abuse...

Really? Your actions say otherwise:

...all those degenerate responses...
...people who ar probably ten times smarter than you...
...your close mindedness...
...open your box like heads for once...

and did you know kj murdered over three hundred people for almost no reason?

So you refuse to believe God's Word, but you'll unquestioningly believe any piece of Papist propaganda that comes your way.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

ok i have read both major editions of the bible...four times king james...six times sj and i have to tell you something......all of you. im not here to shout abuse although i redily could...but i have read all the replys well a lot of them and i got to say ive never met more hateful and judgemental people before in my whole life....please people your god tells you to not pass judgement and to believe in your brother man......if ur a "true christian" then bite back all those degenerate responses to people who ar probably ten times smarter than you......your close mindedness is turning america into a back country society....its time to move on with society...open your box like heads for once.....and did you know kj murdered over three hundred people for almost no reason?thats a good reason to read his translated book right

Were do you get we are not to judge? Here is Jesus own words on this;

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

[David(idiot)]

Re: Debunking common myths about Christianity

ok i have read both major editions of the bible...four times king james...six times sj and i have to tell you something......all of you. im not here to shout abuse although i redily could...but i have read all the replys well a lot of them and i got to say ive never met more hateful and judgemental people before in my whole life....please people your god tells you to not pass judgement and to believe in your brother man......if ur a "true christian" then bite back all those degenerate responses to people who ar probably ten times smarter than you......your close mindedness is turning america into a back country society....its time to move on with society...open your box like heads for once.....and did you know kj murdered over three hundred people for almost no reason?thats a good reason to read his translated book right