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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1

    Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

    Praise Jesus happy 69th year serving Jesus. I know that everyone at Landover Baptist sends their warm regards.

    I'll let you know what the final tally is for the "Love Offerings on Pastor's Birthday" campaign.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

      Thank you, Pastor Zeke. Make sure you're well-rested for tonight's party...it's going to last all night.

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

          I can only stay until ten pm. Is that OK?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Rev. Jim Osborne
              True Christian™ Televangelist
              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
              On the Look Out for Wife #6!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 8622
              #4
              Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

              That's too bad, Brother Nobar. If you need to turn in early, then go ahead. But, you're going to miss Wayne singing "Danke Schoen"!

              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748
                  #5
                  Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

                  That's OK, I'll see it on YouTube if I can remember. I can't stay out as late and party as much as I could when I was younger. I hope you're not disappointed.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Rev Leroy Jenkins
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 53
                      #6
                      Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

                      Happy Birthday, Jim!

                      Me and my assistant Tenisha will be there. I don't know why I got 18th row from the dais seating.

                      I'm every bit as big as those other guys you have attending!!
                      Well bless my soul. What is wrong with thee? You're twitchin' like man with epilepsy. Who do you think would have such bad luck? In the name of Jesus, now get up and walk! Mm mm oh, oh, yeah, yeah!

                      All Shook Up For The Lord.

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                        • Miss April
                          Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                          Forum Member
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 685
                          #7
                          Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

                          Happy Birthday Brother Rev.Jim I hope you have a Wonderful and fun Time at your party Praise Our Great Lord Jesus for letting you live another year and many more to came

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                            • Miss April
                              Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 685
                              #8
                              Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

                              I only wish i could came to your party but I'm very busy with Chruch stuff and work i'm so sorry hope its alright maybe next year

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                                • Old Man Hatchet
                                  Super Moderator
                                  Beloved Church Elder
                                  World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 2084
                                  #9
                                  Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

                                  Have a wonderful day, Pastor.

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                                    • James Hutchins
                                      True Christian™
                                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                       
                                      • Jun 2009
                                      • 29453
                                      #10
                                      Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

                                      Rev. Congrats on the big 6-9. I plan to be in Freehold by 4 PM. I hate to be a bother but I am going to need a third seat at my table. My niece, Harmony insisted on bringing her best friend, Raveness. They been friends for years, having met doing educational movies. We will swing by your place after we settle in at the Freehold Four Seasons. Raveness is dying to witness you.
                                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 15708
                                          #11
                                          Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

                                          HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

                                          I hope you enjoy the cake I had made for you at the Safeway.

                                          (I made sure all the gals were Christians in the bakery before I let them bake it for you)



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                                            • eliot mayfield
                                              God Squad
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 9324
                                              #12
                                              Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

                                              Happy Birthday!
                                              Matthew:
                                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                • Bryan Tamariki
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                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                  • 285
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

                                                  Happy Birthday Rev. Jim!
                                                  Joshua 24:15
                                                  And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                                                    • David Goldman
                                                      (not a Jew)
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Aug 2009
                                                      • 700
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Happy Birthday Rev. Osborne!

                                                      Praise be that the LORD has blessed us with your presence for so long! I pray He keeps us all together until the day of Rapture
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                                                      Proverbs 27:17
                                                      Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend.
                                                      Romans 1:20
                                                      For the invisible things of Him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
                                                      2 Timothy 2:15
                                                      Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.

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