[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Well I don't want the kitten to die!! What can I do!! If I tell Ching Lee that I want to eat it, would she give it to me (alive)?

Why would that heathen Ching Lee give away a tender morsel like that if I ever gave it to her? You may deal directly with Sister Thumper for your conversion to Christianity. I won't have any demonic cats in my GODLY home!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well I don't want the kitten to die!! What can I do!! If I tell Ching Lee that I want to eat it, would she give it to me (alive)?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Please accept the proper amount of guilt appropriate for a woman. Of course everything is your fault.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Please don't kill the poor defenceless kitten just because I'm a heathen! How is that the kitten's fault?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Missy, you may get on your knobby knees and pray to JESUS. Otherwise, it's curtains. But of course, converting to Christianity is purely a personal choice. No coercion of any kind is EVER allowed in our church.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please don't do that!!!
If I send you a 'heathen tithe', will that save the kitten?

[Brother_Mike]

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Brother Mike, you have ONE DAY to pack your belongings. You are being sent to the forest for two weeks to scrounge out a living on mushrooms and poison ivy with that harlot Moon! GOD SAVE YOUR SOUL!

Yes sir.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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NOO!!!!! Don't eat the kitten!!!! Would you really eat it? You wouldn't eat it, would you?

Hahaha....of course not. I'd give it to my chink housekeeper, Ching Lee.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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GET A ROOM, you two! This isn't Adult Friendfinder! Brother Mike, you have ONE DAY to pack your belongings. You are being sent to the forest for two weeks to scrounge out a living on mushrooms and poison ivy with that harlot Moon! GOD SAVE YOUR SOUL!

[Brother_Mike]

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I hope this isn't what you would do with mine?!

Moon

Of course not

[MoonFlower]

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I'd use it for target practise.

I hope this isn't what you would do with mine?!

Moon

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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PLEASE!!!
Leave the kitten alone!!
Don't make me bring Lilith's cat with me to come and rescue it! I will!!

[Brother_Mike]

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NOO!!!!! Don't eat the kitten!!!! Would you really eat it? You wouldn't eat it, would you?

I'd use it for target practise.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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NOO!!!!! Don't eat the kitten!!!! Would you really eat it? You wouldn't eat it, would you?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Do I have to?

No. You may choose to spend eternity with Jabba-the-hut slapping at your backside and we can eat the kitten.