[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Great. Landover, here we come!

[lilith]

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NO!!!!!!
LILITH!!!!!! We have a rescue mission on our hands!!

TCFH is ready...just as soon as he finishes shredding my mail.

It won't take long,he only goes for the things I haven't actually managed to read yet. So once he's done that,had a quick snooze,downed some catni..um vitamins,intimidat..er..had words with the neighbours Rottweiler,it'll be Operation Kitty Rescue!

[Talitha]

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The Jesus cat! It looks as though it is being raptured! PRAISE! Except that cats can't go to heaven, so maybe it is being sucked up in a vacuum.

This is just for Petal.
Maybe there is a special Heaven just for Kittys.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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The Jesus cat! It looks as though it is being raptured! PRAISE! Except that cats can't go to heaven, so maybe it is being sucked up in a vacuum.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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This Kitty is praying to JESUS that Pastor Zeke has spared the other kitty's life



Well see if he answered his prayers.

Hopeful, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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For those of you panty-waisted pagans (yes, I equate the rejection of meat with vegantarianistic heathenry!), I do not suggest that you check out THIS recipe.



Yum!! Just the thing for the upcoming cold weather. I may have my cook whip up a batch and send them over to VanHellbound's family as a gift. Praise Jesus!!

NO!!!!!!
LILITH!!!!!! We have a rescue mission on our hands!!

[Petal]

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If the dastardly Zeke goes ahead with his gruesome plan,we can only hope he gets chronic furballs!

Miss.Lilith, i thinks it to late, that maybee Mr.Pastor Zeke done cookeds them kittys cuz i overheards Miss.BTB say he already gots them big furry bawls an it cronick

he been rebukin me to, he PM me wiv "Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting" . i not no what it mean, but i be cryin an cryin cuz he tooked that picture in the kitchen that kitty be his next victim

but it even worser for them kittys that not make the tamale grades, cuz Mr.Pastor Zeke just throw them aways an nothin make a kitty madder than being forceds to pose for a undignifieds pickture

[lilith]

Re: brakin news!

Mr.Pastor Zeke gonna do it, Mrs.Hellsinger, cuz he catnappeds two of my kittys he saids that unless you converts he gonna makes them tamales

here be what he done wiv my kittys so far it brakin my hart

that be bootiful Miss.Dufresne an i prays she kick the warden in the butts!


an here be Mrs.Redding, she wanna help her freind escape but she a liddle indisposeds for now

Oh Petal,your poor wee Kitties!
If the dastardly Zeke goes ahead with his gruesome plan,we can only hope he gets chronic furballs!

[Petal]

brakin news!

Yum!! Just the thing for the upcoming cold weather. I may have my cook whip up a batch and send them over to VanHellbound's family as a gift. Praise Jesus!!

Mr.Pastor Zeke gonna do it, Mrs.Hellsinger, cuz he catnappeds two of my kittys he saids that unless you converts he gonna makes them tamales

here be what he done wiv my kittys so far it brakin my hart

that be bootiful Miss.Dufresne an i prays she kick the warden in the butts!


an here be Mrs.Redding, she wanna help her freind escape but she a liddle indisposeds for now

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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For those of you panty-waisted pagans (yes, I equate the rejection of meat with vegantarianistic heathenry!), I do not suggest that you check out THIS recipe.

How to make home made cat tamales
"Now that you have your cat skinned, gutted, and trimmed of
extraneous limbs and the head, it's time to wash the meat. If
you skinned the cat properly, there should be no hair remaining
on the meat. Nevertheless, you should wash it carefully, to make
sure there are no stray hairs.

For best results you should soak your cat in salt water, for
at least an hour. If you have guests coming and are pressed for
time, you can skip over this step. If you add a little extra
seasoning to your cat in the cooking process, even a true
connosiuer shouldn't be able to recognize that you skipped over
the soaking process.


Okay, now that we've got that little chore out of the way, let's START COOKING!... First, we're going to flense the meat from the bones. We're making tamales, remember! If this dish was to be baked cat, you could just toss the beast in the oven at 350 degrees, and sit back and wait for a couple of hours. But what we need is bone-free cat strips, to toss right into the frying pan..."

Yum!! Just the thing for the upcoming cold weather. I may have my cook whip up a batch and send them over to VanHellbound's family as a gift. Praise Jesus!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I'll get it.

Just stand back, boy. I'll handle this!

[Remy Lebeau]

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Sure, if you can get it out of Sister Thumper's ....er........away from Sister Thumper.

I'll get it.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Rachael, we all know you're a foul tempered shrub molesting witch, what's the big deal?

Pastor Pistle, if Rachael doesn't become saved, can I eat the kitten? I've been told my kitten stew is as close to divinity as one can get on this earth

Sure, if you can get it out of Sister Thumper's ....er........away from Sister Thumper.

[Lady Sorrow]

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Rachael, we all know you're a foul tempered shrub molesting witch, what's the big deal?

Pastor Pistle, if Rachael doesn't become saved, can I eat the kitten? I've been told my kitten stew is as close to divinity as one can get on this earth

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Oh come ON, like you didn't already know that.