[Bobby-Joe]

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Don't make me sic PETA onto you

PETA in Iowa??? Get real, this in not a Blue State!


Say Rachael, whose this making a plea for help? Why it is Mr Bun Bun. Come to Jesus Rachael or Mr Bun Bun becomes a little stew!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Don't make me sic PETA onto you

[Deaner]

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Brother Deaner, lets you and I go pack a few shells and clean our shotguns. I'll have my nigras pack us some fried chicken and a few cases of cold Bud.

Thanks for the invite Pastor Zeke and you know I'll be there. My only concern is the shotgun will turn those cats into a paste; which I'm sure we could use on sandwiches. I think it would be a lot more fun to chase them around and throw darts at them until they keel over. I figure a kitten could probably take about six darts before it dies so it will stretch out the fun a little.

Dean

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Great idea. Rotweillers love to eat cats as much as hitoshi does. We do need to reduce the cat population anyway. Satan's birthday is coming up (Helloween) and we usually try and reduce the number of cats around Freehold at this time of year....Brother Deaner, lets you and I go pack a few shells and clean our shotguns. I'll have my nigras pack us some fried chicken and a few cases of cold Bud.

Not my rottweilers.
Maybe I should talk to Moon, see if she can rescue as many of the freehold cats as is possible.
I'll give them a good home and I am NOT talking about Wu Lins!!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Pastor Zeke,

If you two want to get me some fresh raibbits before you go, I'll be glad to make you a nice big pot of rabbit casserole. Just, please, this time, try to wring thier necks instead of putting bullet holes in them. It makes the meat chewy around the entry wound.

Helpful, Sister Thumper

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Please don't eat the cats!
Lilith, if you see this, it seems as though you, I and TCFH have a rescue mission on our hands...I'll bring along Daisy and Raptor (my rottweilers) too.

Great idea. Rotweillers love to eat cats as much as hitoshi does. We do need to reduce the cat population anyway. Satan's birthday is coming up (Helloween) and we usually try and reduce the number of cats around Freehold at this time of year....Brother Deaner, lets you and I go pack a few shells and clean our shotguns. I'll have my nigras pack us some fried chicken and a few cases of cold Bud.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Stop talking about eating kittens!!
Do you doubt that I will personally come over there and rescue them? Because I will, so help me I will!!
All I'll need to do is tell Ching Lee that I can get her a one way ticket to Jamaica and I'm sure she'll be happy to help. So there.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Thanks Sister Thumper! Just add boiling water and they are done. Just like packaged Ramen.

or siamen in your neck of the woods

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh Pastor P.

I know kitties are you "cup of tea" so I made you a few.



With Love, Sister Thumper

Thanks Sister Thumper! Just add boiling water and they are done. Just like packaged Ramen.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Oh Pastor P.

I know kitties are you "cup of tea" so I made you a few.



With Love, Sister Thumper

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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So she's not planning to use a disguise then?

My dear Pastor Al, have you been fantasizing about Lilith in a sequined suit? My, my , that is surely inappropriate.

[Deaner]

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So she's not planning to use a disguise then?

You might be thinking of the time when Lilith was the "Human Rubber Girl" where she learned how to make all of her bodily orifices available at any angle or level and also all at once.

I think the animal trainer costume is a little different.

Dean

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Lilith could always dress as a circus performer who tames dangerous animals.

So she's not planning to use a disguise then?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Bah. We can make it in on a commercial jet, our pets will be in carry cages after getting their shots. Lilith could always dress as a circus performer who tames dangerous animals.

Then it's kitty rescue time!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Please don't eat the cats!
Lilith, if you see this, it seems as though you, I and TCFH have a rescue mission on our hands...I'll bring along Daisy and Raptor (my rottweilers) too.

Fat chance of that heathen, if US customs were willing to let a dangerous animal like that vile so called "pet" of Lilith’s in what part of "undisclosed location" don't you understand she-terrorist? Don’t look too Lilith, the last time she was here she was drugged out and sleepy bye on our Gulf Stream.

Now come to Jesus or the cute little kitties get it!