[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Convert and we'll give you a kitten!

Do I have to?

[Brother_Mike]

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If Rachel and Moon convert, I'll give them each a box of deer slugs for free!

[MoonFlower]

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Moon if you become a TC I promise not to hurt your kitty

But I'd be such a bad TC Mike, just ask everyone here what a horrible TC I was before. Would you have patience with me??

Moon

PS - Any man that promises to be nice to my kitty deserves anything he wants.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ooohhh a free kitty!!
I want one!!
Shame that I'm a dedicated heathen

Convert and we'll give you a kitten!

[SalvationSeeker]

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nows, i not want to cause no offenses, but you menfolk got eyes bigger than your stomack, it true. i not no for shore, but i thinks kitty meat be kinda tuff an gamey , it taste real bad cuz kittys be carnivores, so when you eats a kitty you be eatin all the mouses they eated but maybee that not so bad cuz mouses eat cheese so maybee kittys taste like cheddar or bloo vein

As I said earlier, cat taste somewhat similar to rabbit.
They don't taste bad at all.

[Brother_Mike]

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How can we be certain that no one that will do these kittens harm gets them??

Moon

Moon if you become a TC I promise not to hurt your kitty

[Petal]

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Now please hand me a kitty.

I'll take a few of those cats too.

nows, i not want to cause no offenses, but you menfolk got eyes bigger than your stomack, it true. i not no for shore, but i thinks kitty meat be kinda tuff an gamey , it taste real bad cuz kittys be carnivores, so when you eats a kitty you be eatin all the mouses they eated but maybee that not so bad cuz mouses eat cheese so maybee kittys taste like cheddar or bloo vein

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The Holy Bible is clear on this point. Jesus ate meat, but we don't know from which animal. It could have been catmeat for all we know.

I too enjoyed cuddling, then eating soft fluffy bunnies as a child. I have always felt that cuteness has no bearing on edibility. There's nothing cuter than a baby piglet, but who would turn down a succulent slab of bacon?

I'll take a few of those cats too.

[SalvationSeeker]

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you can cuddles this here innernet kitty, Mr.Seeker

<--- she be safes from you!

Bah..
That's no good, I want a pet which I can eat after I've cuddled it.
My pa' used to have all these cute rabbits when I was a kid, and when I got hungry and fancied some rabbit meat;
I simply went out, grabbed one and cuddled it for a while, then broke it's neck and gave it to the servants so they could cock me a delicious dinner.

Why can't one do the same with cats, because as Pastor Pistle pointed out, they are food items..
Yet many people use them as pets..
So why couldn't one combine the two?
A pet which you eat once hungry or fed up with it?

Now please hand me a kitty.

[Petal]

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Now... May I have one of those cute little kittens to.. cuddle?

you can cuddles this here innernet kitty, Mr.Seeker

<--- she be safes from you!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Ooohhh a free kitty!!
I want one!!
Shame that I'm a dedicated heathen

[Petal]

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What are you talking about? Kittens are food items just like chickens.

Mr.Pastor Pistle, i be prayin lord God releese you from that liddle yellow demon of exotick foods!

[SalvationSeeker]

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What are you talking about? Kittens are food items just like chickens.

I was thinking the same thing, cat, served as a dish, deserves more respect.
It's actually quite delicous, somewhat similar in taste to rabbit.

Now... May I have one of those cute little kittens to.. cuddle?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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What are you talking about? Kittens are food items just like chickens.

[MoonFlower]

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That's all nice and good, but just make sure no gooks try and get their hands on any of those kittens. I bet Hitoshi was licking his lips and carving himself some new chop sticks when he read about this opportunity

How can we be certain that no one that will do these kittens harm gets them??

Moon