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Re: Who is the biggest peice of Unsaved trash
I nominate you, Brother hassan camelpiss drinking sand nigra
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Have you made a Loving Donation to the Lord© yet Sinner?Originally posted by Brother Hassan View Post
We accept Sheckels / Riyals / Dirhams as well as Dollars.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Who on earth is this John Cena person? Your boyfriend? Did you and Johnny have a lover's spat?
Well don't bring your filthy sodomite cat-fights in here girls. This is GOD's forum. If you are here, it is because Jesus has called you in for some purpose. To find out exactly what that Divine Purpose might be, hit the Paypal button right now!
GLORY!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Why do you call people trash. Jesus Christ doesn't think that they are trash. He loved them enough to give His life so that they could go to heaven.I am a Goth and an idiot.Comment
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JESUS says that most people will go to Hell. You are sliding down the greased pole into SATAN'S GRASP!Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Frodo, Frodo, Frodo! You don't even have a clue what Jesus said about anything, do you?! You heard a rumour somewhere at a narcotic-infested rave dance that "Jesus = Love everyone"....But that is a satanic lie designed to drive people straight into eternal hellfire!Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
Here is what Jesus said:
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
You are sounding alot like the enemy of our Lord, Frodo. Better be careful, or Jesus may decide to slay your hobbit butt....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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If they're not trash, why does Jesus say that He is going to take them out and burn them (Matt. 25:41)? Do you do that to trash or to your most prized possessions?Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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I nominate this ^ ignorant moron.Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post
Well said, brother MSTT.
This homer has no idea what the Holy Bible says, he only listens to what his false teachers tell him.
Unsaved aren't worthy of life, frodo.
Jesus wants them dead:
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
Deuteronomy 13:6-9
Praise!
If it weren't for the fact that we are to obey secular law (Ezra 7:26 and a few other verses) I would be out killing unbelievers right now.
But just wait until the day when we can change those laws..
You false teachers and unbelievers will get whats coming to you that day.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Pastor Ezekiel, is it possible that you think this hobbit is my "alterego"?
Soon in Christ
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Hey, everyone! Have y'all begun your CHRISTMAS SHOPPING yet?
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Ya know Sister Sue, what with all this Yappitty Yappity Yap going on, I had quite forgotten to start cooking the Sprouts ready for Christmas day.Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
It's such a worry that they may still be hard and not quite cooked properly.
I'll tell Chef to put them on the boil immediately.
Now......where's my list of presents to buy?
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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I am sure that I don't want to know the details of your perverted relationship with the demonic hobbit. Just remember this: Jesus hates bestiality!Originally posted by Andreas View PostPastor Ezekiel, is it possible that you think this hobbit is my "alterego"?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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My question is if you think that I and hobbit are same person using a proxy IP?I am sure that I don't want to know the details of your perverted relationship with the demonic hobbit. Just remember this: Jesus hates bestiality!Soon in ChristComment
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We don't think that. Perish the thought that this illiterate homer frodobaggins could be from Deutschland.Originally posted by Andreas View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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