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It's truly tragic, B.S.!
Jesus weeps.
It's truly tragic, B.S.!
Jesus weeps.
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Oh LORD! That ignant bewitcheded chile done returned. I thought he been done for, that the witch woulda ate him by now, or chained him up in use for her perversions. It funny that he gonna be comin' in here with fantasies about Landover gettin' shut down, though. I guess he done forgot about how big this place be, and how generous the tithers be, and who the current President of the Uniteded States be.
That witch best watch out before the LORD drop a house on her like He done in that movie. They shoulda ended that movie right there.... it was good until after that part, where they had started gettin' into the paganisms and the gay pride parades. 
sigpic"He went on CNN and he laughed at us, and he said, 'They'll never get me because Allah will protect me. Allah will protect me.' Well, you know what? I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God and his was an idol." - Lt. General William G. BoykinComment
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We will shut down Landover come the rapture! And I can't wait to be united with our little family of True Christians in the very best part of Heaven (six car garages and private golf course, of course! by the way, what is Jesus' handicap and does he prefer graphite or stainless steel shafts???). And you Hell-bound heretics and sinners and feel good false Christians will inherit the Hell you've worked so hard for!Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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I don't think Jesus has an established handicap.Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
He only has the 5 holes. Not the regulation 18 to establish a handicap.
John 20:25 The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the LORD. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe.
Both hands, the feet and the side...Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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Preach it Mother Glenndy!!!!
HE may not play that well, but HE loves to watch!
L
ve, Sister Thumper
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Sounds like a case of the AOL demons.Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View PostAnyone who write that many words, saying the exact same thing, all in big letters, and a whole lot of !!'s to follow each other word:
MUST be demon possessed!
Danielle, I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ!
Get thee behind me, satan!
And to think this neurotic heathen was once a Godly soldier for Christ™.Bush/Halliburton '08-Rapture!Comment
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Looks like it might be too late Pastor Eno; seems Alie has Daniel already tucked away there. Is it just me or does he look like he misses us?Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
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I've seen the "Shut Down Landover" thingie. I think the website it comes from is scarier than Landover
Landover mods are on power-trips for sure, lol, but I'm not against having free speech. I don't think that LBC should be shut down. I think certain mods should learn that I am not some evil spammer-troll though, and that I'm just here to have some interesting conversations (and possibly learn a little as well) 
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So we should be spelling "Alllie" with three 'l's?Originally posted by OnYourKnees View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Honestly!!
Why not leave poor dear Alie out of this!
Need I remind you that it was she who first pointed Daniel out to be a disrespectful, rude little boy? Hmm? Hmm?
It seems that the rest of you are only recently noticing just that!
So there.
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Please! I don't know how you're privy to that unholy pair's pillow talk, but I'll thank you to keep it off God's favourite forums! If I wanted to hear Alllie tell Daniel that he's a very naughty little boy, followed by several minutes of thumps, grunts and whimpering, I'd be perfectly capable of asking Bobby-Joe to send me the mp3s!Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
BT!!!!
You've said some surprising things in the time I've known you, but this TAKES THE CAKE!!! Have you been in the landover ale supply???sigpic
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